How old would your waifu be now if she aged since her creation?

How old would your waifu be now if she aged since her creation?

she'd hold up pretty well, considering she'd be in her late teens right now

>yfw your waifu never ages

24, I think

22, although she'd be turning 23 in a couple of weeks.

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Maya would have died of old age

Older than me, but untarnished.

>his waifu ages
Haha what a pleb

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>11 years ago
24 :-(

20.

6 to 10 but looks 16, nearing 17. guess.

Fucking 32/33

What if she was born in 2035?

She'd be somewhere around 31 to 33 years old.

about 20 if you count the first bodyswap as her birthday
probably ancient if you start counting from the birth of her original body

At this point you've visited India together, and Chitanda is probably seriously considering children. Congratulations, user.

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But she probably didn't age.

>since creation
Her age in canon + the number of years passed after her irl creation as a character.

>Applying Rebuild's Curse of Eva bullshit to NGE

>Ranma began serialization in 1987 where Ranma was 16 years old
>46 year old MILF Ranma
Some translations describe it as the spring of drowned young girl however so it could be an Asuka situation

47.

>tfw nichijou is now 25 years old

>considering children at age 33
Enjoy your retard babies.

What if my waifu died in canon?

You mean my waifu? God she's 40 now.

S-she would be 7 years old.

THIS IS A STING, GET ON THE GROUND ANONS!!!

Jesus christ she's 40 now

If it happened in the Rebuilds and the matter was not mentioned in NGE, it's safe to assume that the Eva's Curse also exists in NGE.

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24.

24, year older than me

This hurts me a little bit.

40 in December

It shouldn't. It's the best age for a woman and Miyuki's mom is extremely attractive so there's a big chance that Miyuki would also be.

around 40

fuck you she's mine

away with you! i saw her first.

Over 300 years old I guess

she's mine since 1995

So how long have you loved her?

So you should congratulate the other guy for a good taste. You don't really think you're the only one fapping to her?

...

damn! she was mine since 1997.

you win this round!

Hard to say. She stopped aging after 15.

isnt she perfect?

I suppose I shall be truly alone then.

ukyo and sango are similar

Shizu-chan is 7 years old!?

>the game was launched the 2003
~28-30 years old

Doesn't matter. I feel genuinely sad now.

50 years + Trixie's age at the time. Holy shit.

Anyone here would still tap that?

23
i am not into older women, by no means

21.

I need my waifu

Her birthday is today.

WRONG

The same age she is now.

That's my daughter!!!

Old

Damn, how old are you guys? And here I thought I was old.

No. If it came out of Anno's ass in Rebuild but wasn't brought up in NGE it's safe say it doesn't belong in NGE.

They used to show Sailor Moon on UPN in the US.
My sister was friends with a weeb girl who had a Sailor Moon themed birthday party.
I remember it clearly even though I was born in '91.
They showed Dragon Ball too.

There wouldn't be any reason to mention it in NGE, since the story doesn't take several years. There's no reason to assume that the Rebuild universe follows different rules than the original. If we'd seen the characters age in NGE and then get the curse in the Rebuilds, it would have different rules/be a retcon.

28. In a few weeks, 29.
Considering she ages normally, of course.

The major does not object to having relationships with younger people.

You ought to know that.

This hurts but 61, though she doesn't look a day over 16.

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Happy birdy

Don't know, and it doesn't matter.

Oh Sailor Jupiter, how can you even compete?

Tfw you and waifu are both 23 living life in mutual suffering until it all ends

You don't get it, Rebuild might need NGE to be whole, but NGE needs jack shit from Rebuild.

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But which timeline?

I cried bitch tears at the end of Forever! Ayeka btfo

She'd be 3,402,193,822,119 year's old.

What exactly makes her better than Jupiter? She can't cook or kick ass like Jupiter can, and you would have to put up with her attitude. I'm sure Jupiter would be happy to have your help with the flower shop too.

Implied anal since she's a Miko.

Who says she can't cook? And I like my waifus a little tsundere, someone has to keep those scouts in line.

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Don't be so salty.
Of course NGE is far better than the Rebuilds, but if they add lore that doesn't conflict with the original, there's no sense in going all autistic about it.

Do you have a death wish?

Kurisu would be 25 in real time I know because we have the same birthday.

that good for nothing cucktease as a waifu, I bet she can't even skate

30 years and 11 days.

you go and gobble up Rebuild's bullshit, I won't. Curse of eva doesn't exist for any purpose other than to justify Asuka & Kaworu remaining underage. Shinji & NotRei get a pass because one was dormant for all those years and the other is one of a mass produced series of clones. But curse of eva is there because Anno thinks Asukafags couldn't deal with an Aging Asuka.

Ara ara

Oh she's fiery in bed too

>steals your waifu

Delete this
Well, I suppose you can have her after I die. I have a feeling I won't see Crystal Tokyo.

possibly up to 6000 years if you count since date of birth

and unlikely, elves and servants age weird

no way fags, she chose me

I see Mars I click

Oh shit she's 50 now

Age if Clannad was real: 31 (born 1986)
Age in Clannad: 17
Age from creation: 13
Age now: 30
30 year old... I'd still do her.

Literally perfect wife though. So I'd accept it.

Don't have lude thoughts about my waifu user.

26 in 9 days
2 years older than me

Around 26, give or take.

Early 40s. Still the only one for me

Suckers, my waifu is probably immortal.