GuP - Girls und Panzers

Yukari is my wife!

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>Yukari will never end my life

>Yukari will never einsatzgruppen you and your entire family

Better/worse?

I want Shizuka to bully me!

Worse. I want to see my wife's beautiful smile.

So you can't see a smile if you can't see teeth?

Cute

Would Yukari make a good wife?
Yes?
No?

Yes!

Erwin is cute and also my wife.

Why is my wife crying?

>mfw in oarai right now
>mfw leaving early to see the movie in mito so I don't spend my entire fucking budget on garupan stuff
No fucking wonder the town loves it so much, just the garupan gallery was 10k yen, and I held back there.

Yukari's dressing scenes look suspiciously like those jap voyeur videos you can find any porn site.

Why is there no Key on my side?

I want to punch your wife in the face.

Rude

You shut the hell up. My wife is pure, PURE!

Cute girl, dumb hat

I bet she sells her disguise 'prep' videos.

Waifu

I wonder how much Alisa's "special services" cost

Yukari is a good dog

as the anal queen probably a lot

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Let's rape Erika.

Nooo!

I am ok with this idea

worse
Let's ntr Erika

Do they still have stocks of the Miho daki cover?

erika's about to get knotted

yes yukari that is a very large suppository

What did she get caught humping this time?

Isn't it obvious, she's still holding it!

Yukari a shit

Fankly we need more brown

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>you will never pull Anchovy's fake wig and expose her as a baldy
why even live desu?

Punish the fluff

Are foxes cute?

Maybe

its not fake

>you will never write "dumb pastanigger" on Anchovy's tank

Do not insult the DUCE

Lady Isuzu's smile is all I need

>your hair will never smell like Chovy's unwashed pussy

I will insult the pizzapasta all I want.

Nonna is to cute in this picture

>you will never pull Anchovy's fake wig and expose her as a baldy
>you will never write "dumb pastanigger" on Anchovy's tank
gibs me more anchovy bullies
I want to see her frown and cry

I love Yukari with a passion, Erika as well, but jeez how do people actually like this show?
Why make such accurate tank models and the make them do the most absurd things?

Again, is a sport anime

Becuase it's a highschool sports anime but with tanks instead of softball or some shit. It's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be fun.

Laws of physics don't apply to fluff and friends.

Well... theres always that ULTIMATE anchovy bully... if you really want it....

absurd things, like what?

Do we reply need to post the video again?

because reasons

>Erika's face
We don't deserve her

I want to sexualize Alisa so much

this sentence hurts my head

Guys, how do I get a gf like Yukari? Does that kind of girls even exist?

i always figured i was just a big fag with this show.
Ippo? Kuroko? haikyuu? fine. dramatized but fine.
GuP is just insane. A tank shell sends another tank flying. tank drifting.
its just far beyond other sports shows

This shark should be more popular

i will share what i do
browse the yukari /c/ threads and play War Thunder pretending shes in the tank with you

Carbon coating, everything is thanks to carbon coating

>still no scans
Just end it.

The show already requires complete and total suspension of disbelief to accept the notion that little girls are going to school on giant aircraft carriers and participating in extra curricular tank combat (which has been made 100% safes thanks to CARBON). Tank drifts and 50 foot knockback from shells should be nothing compared to that.

erika is a fantastic choice. why is she so great?

I always wondered why/how Anchovy end up having green hair in the GuP world, I mean it seems that in the GuPniverse, all people have normal hair color (black, brown, blond, redheads and so on) so Anchovy's green hair color seems a bit out of place IMHO, I guess that why Pepperoni wondered is it was a wig during der Film and started this wig meme.
Why did Anchovy put on the wig?
Why she have green hair?

>qt lolis driving machines of destruction as a sport while living on a giant aircraft carrier
the premise is already absurd, that is why I like it.
carbon coating, user. do not try to think to much about it.

yeah i hated it the second it started airing.
im just a fag who cant have fun though.
what was the actual reason they dont kill each other? i dont remember

Read some post above yours

Because she's waiting for me back home.
UND DAS HEIßT

user, I...

ERIKA

i think it has something to do with green spaghetti.

Because she should be liberated.

Katyusha pls

Haha, yeah, what kind of weirdo would do that...

someone convince me to rewatch it because maybe i can suspend my disbelief. should i get drunk and do it?
i feel like i need to, for Yukari.

But she is already safe in Argentina with me

Fuck off Katyusha

GuP poches are based
I hope that they keep making more characters, Pepperoni and Carpaccio can come soon enough, a Rosehip and Ukulele poches would be sweet

yeah i get that. i guess im just thinking too hard about it.

just do it. it is worth it. My K/D goes up when i think about how i cant let her die in this lumbering hunk of metal

Do it for her, user.

>can come soon enough
Can't
fixing my typo

because its a wig
or maybe shes half jap and pepperoni

>maybe shes half jap and pepperoni
Are pepperonis green?

i hope i can do it, but i dont think i can. i am lacking conviction and am unworthy to love her

>tank shell sends another tank flying
That shit was awesome, if it wasn't for that carbon coating pepperoni would be a unidentifiable mangled corpse

>would be a unidentifiable mangled corpse
That turns me on for some reason.

i do not get this carbon things. please explain? i watched it back in 2012 and dont remember much.

Nothing better than a strong loli. pick up and throw pervs into the ground.

All I remember is that miho mentioned it once somewhere in the first 4 episodes.

Basically you know how the meme is that carbon micro tubes or whatever are going to be able to do everything? Imagine if they actually could do everything, inclkuding protect GuPpies from high velocity armor piercing tank shells.
C A R B O N
A
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>pepperoni would be a unidentifiable mangled corpse
thank god for carbon coating or i would need to find a new waifu

My cute girlfriend Flint!

>green eggs and ham
who knows, gonna have to wait and see the international teams