You wake up and feel strange

You wake up and feel strange.
You look in the mirror and in your surprise all you see is a surprised Shinka.
What do?

fuck myself

Remove the hair clip.

Masturbate.

Try to resist my body's urge to fuck dogs.
Fail.

Kiss rape Deko.

I had a dream once where I looked into the mirror and saw that I was Megumin

Start cult.

what kind of cult?

Rape Deko

take a very long bath and wash all the dog jizz out of my snatch

Masturbate to my hearts content, then live normally.

Become dae kween of Uganda

Live normally, except I'd laze around my apartment in panties and a tank top with no bra to tease my roommate, knowing he'd never do anything to me because of how much we trust each other. Besides, even if he did try anything, I'd just use Shinka's titanic strength to put him in his place.

Fuck old men for money

Sell my body to old men for money and recreate emercenge as a live action movie

Am I in my own bed or in Shinka's?

Tell her to stop hanging outside my window.

You have a mirror next to your bed?

The OP doesn't say the mirror is next to my bed.

The OP seems to imply that you really noticed that something was very wrong once you got to the bathroom, so presumably you're in your bed. If you were in her bed, you would probably notice that something was seriously wrong a lot sooner.

Go outside and hunting for a cute gf.

>wake up in strange bed
>clearly a girls
I'd say something was very right instead.

Well, then I'd probably have to go downstairs to talk to my friend and try to explain to him that I somehow turned into a Japanese girl overnight. Then probably lawyer up, since I can't really use my identification papers anymore.

Then go shopping for pretty clothing.

I don't wake up because true 2D objects can't exist in 3D space

What sort of cute clothes, user? Dresses, skirts, frilly things?

You wake up in the morning, travel through half the city to your work/uni then realize you're Shinka and you're completely naked save for shoes and was like that from the start.
What do?

Proceed to masturbate or have sex with some random guy who happened to be nearby because I've been exposed for long enough already to mind it and I'm not Shinka myself anyways and I don't care if she does that in public.

Will definitely try on the frilliest dresses I can find, but that's not really for casual wear.

Right now I'd need warm clothing because it's winter, so stockings, long socks, long skirts, pants, warm jackets, scarves, and hats would be pretty nice to have.

Thank God. Then get mating pressed by every man withing a 5-mile radius.

I'd finally wear one of those long coats too, always wanted to try one.

I don't watch shitty anime so I remain confused.

Take off the clip.

Sounds good. I'd probably get one of those fuzzy snuggie-like things with a hood and animal ears to wear when I'm at home. I've always wanted one.

Kigurumi? Definitely, those are cute. Once weather gets better, a look I'd like to try is shorts + striped socks, it could be pretty nice.

What would you do about your hair, user?

I've had short hair for so long I've gotten used to having to do hardly anything with it. I'd keep it simple, probably putting it in a ponytail most days because I'd be too lazy to do anything with it. I'd make sure to keep it nice and clean, though. I bet her hair is really soft.

This is my fetish

Genderswap, bodyswap or just Shinka?

Take off the magazine.

Mainly the first, bu also second

Honestly, something similar. I'd keep the long hair, but I don't know how much I'd bother with doing fancy hairstyles. Would probably keep it down most of the time, or in a ponytail when I want it out of the way.

What are you planning to do about actually having an identity? I think it'd be better to just quietly explain what happened to a few loved ones, then go to the Japanese embassy and go with some sort of an amnesia story, or something along those lines.

I'd probably just roll with it, I don't have many friends in college, so I think I'd just explain my situation to the administration and get an alias so that the other students think that I'm a new student, but I could still continue getting my education.

Well, this is absolutely unprecedented, and I personally wouldn't even risk it - best case scenario, it's dismissed as a prank, worst case scenario, you end up being studied in a lab.

But I'd be a blank, a stateless Japanese woman - no name, no date of birth, no ID. So I honestly think I'd either try to get Japanese citizenship through the embassy, or through whatever other channels may be available for such a purpose.

And the person that I was before will have to quietly perish - although, I'll probably keep my usernames.

My dream would be to continue my college life as normal, but that probably wouldn't happen. Maybe I could become a NEET until I get a new identity.

>recreate emergence as live action movie
absolute fucking genius

Yeah, sadly, returning to resume our lives will most likely not be an option.

But there is a bit of an interesting buffer - I'll be ~17 years old again, so perhaps I'll manage to build a new life again. It is not unreasonable that given my knowledge set, I'd be able to skip attending university from scratch, for example.

Still, obtaining a nationality of any kind is the biggest issue at hand. I don't know enough about how retrograde amnesia happens to say wherever it would be something that can be confirmed by a medical test, but I will be a girl with no name, no birthdate, no fingerprints in any database, and so on - I hope that will outweigh that.

My biggest fear is ending up being some big court case or TV story. Then somebody will see that I look like Shinka, and I'll never hear the end of it.

>I'll be 17 again
Shit, I hadn't thought about that. This was a fun conversation, user, but I need to go to sleep now. May you dream of Shinka.

Pat myself on the head.

Good night Anonymous. Thanks for indulging in my strange fantasies.

Any time. It's always a pleasure to meet someone so friendly.

Start beating people up with my newfound strength.

Okay. You go around the corner after your first assault, the guy you beat up called his homeys. You're currently being gangraped by them. Now what?

Bully anons

But what if you're turned into a 2D girl?

I'd call the other Anons who turned into Shinka.

Shinka orgy?

We'd beat them up and then grab one so we can make an example out of him.

Fuck dogs, obviously.

Make sure to get all of their numbers.

So you just wanted to fuck a dog whether you're Shinka or not

shitpost on Sup Forums

Masturbate a lot.
Find other anons that were turned into Shinka and get them to sexually bully me.

>Implying anons know how to masturbate as a female.

Find Yuuta and force him to plug my butt.

Go play with my dog

Would user as Shinka be a beta Shinka?

Bottom Shinka.

It would just feel weird, imagine Shinka being socially awkward.

Only for other Shinkas, Shiburin, and maybe girls in general. Guys would either get the disdain treatment or full blown reverse rape depending on my mood.

Service my new waifu, Deko.

Wouldn't she have been exactly like that as a chuuni girl? I can't image a girl pretending to be a fairy and blogging about it everyday to be that much of an alpha.

>call deko
>erp sesh as mori summer

Live out her life for her.

We've read more than enough doujins to know.

Explore the wonders of the female body.

Not necessary true. See domain wall.

How hard can that be, really? Just find some /u/ material, copy what they do.

I LOVE Shinka!

Kill myself. I don't want to live as worst girl.

It's easy, just go to the nearest ghetto and start stripping.

This. I'd rather die than become Shitka.

Why wait, then? Consult your local truck-kun specialist, I'm sure he's more than happy to help.

That's weak. A true man should use his chance as Shinka to fix her and strive to become best girl.

She still looked confident in middle school, just incredibly deluded.

>no id so can't go to a club to whore(for free) my redicously sexy body
Maybe I can fuck the bouncer to get me in?

>not fighting the bouncers

You never see porn before?

I will reject all of those anons who confess their love to me

Just whore yourself out to Deko.

Oh God, this should be the first thing I do.

Deko is ok but what if I love cock

Im sure Deko has some very realistic strap-ons, the kind only the super rich can afford.

Shinka is Deko's bodyguard.

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Probably go online and order a dildo, and then just chill and explore my cute new body a bit til it arrives

You think she doesn't already own a dildo?

That's actually a good point. She's probably got some crazy ones from back during her chunni phase.

You're in serious trouble, very serious trouble, and you know it, finally, deadly serious trouble, because this Shinka you thought was your one true friend, that you gave up all for, gladly, that for so long gave you relief from the pain of the Losses your love of that relief caused, your mother and lover and god and compadre, has finally removed her smily-face mask to reveal centerless eyes and a ravening maw, and canines down to here, it's the Face In The Floor, the grinning root-white face of your worst nightmares, and the face is your own face in the mirror, now, it's you, the Shinka has devoured or replaced and become you, and the puke-, drool- and Substance-crusted T-shirt you've both worn for weeks now gets torn off and you stand there looking and in the root-white chest where your heart (given away to Her) should be beating, in her exposed chest's center and centerless eyes is just a lightless hole, more teeth, and a beckoning taloned hand dangling something irresistible, and now you see you've been had, screwed royal, stripped and fucked and tossed to the side like some stuffed toy to lie for all time in the posture you land in. You see now that She's your enemy and your worst personal nightmare and the trouble She's gotten you into is undeniable and you still can't stop. Seeing Shinka now is like attending Black Mass but you still can't stop, even though she no longer gets you high. You are, as they say, Finished. You cannot get drunk and you cannot get sober; you cannot get high and you cannot get straight. You are behind bars; you are in a cage and can see only bars in every direction. You are in the kind of a hell of a mess that either ends lives or turns them around.

What would a 500 year old mage do with a dildo?

Even 500 year old mages get hot and bothered sometimes

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