It's time I take your virginity user, ufufufu~

It's time I take your virginity user, ufufufu~

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Nooooooooooooooooooo. Not my virginity! I was so close to reaching wizardhood.

i hope you realize that these "virgins" are just an imageboard meme. everybody had sex, even ugly midgets, hobos and other trash.

haha y-yeah of course

haha this ;_;

Are you accusing me of being senile

maybe you are just 14-16 years old even though kids your age already had their first experience

you are close to twenty-five years too darn late for that Miss, do try someone else!

haha y-yeah obviously, I mean what sort of loser would still be a virgin at the age of 25 amirite?

Does gay sex count

Get away from me overrated mainstream waifu bait insane edgy cunt

I love and appreciate your optimism.

This. It's easy as fuck to get laid.

I a-agree, I heard rumours that there are people over the age of 30 that are still virgins and watch anime, how pathetic, I sure hope I never encounter one of them, haha.

>This fucking thread.
Holy shit, if you are that worried about getting laid, just pay a whore or something Jesus fucking Christ.

It's not the same idiot. Obviously anyone that just wants to get their dick wet can pay a whore. It's about conquering a woman and being so desired by her she spreads her legs for you. I'll either die a virgin or achieve my goal.

Women nowadays are awful. The women you are talking about are barely real. Meeting that woman who would open her legs for you in this age is difficult as fuck.

It has to be a meme. I'm a 400 pound neckbeard NEET and even I'm not a virgin. Try online dating or something, I met my girl through a tabletop gaming group. Don't be such a hikki, user.

same i'm a fattass with a micropenis. just messaged one teenage bitch with an anime userpic and fucked her the next day

Blessed be they as virtuous, who when they feel their virile members swollen with lust, visit a brothel rather than grind at some husband’s private mill.

– Cato the Younger

Isn't this basically just Cato telling people to just visit a goddamn brothel instead of conducting rape or adultery? Seeing as I'm planning neither, I'm not sure how this applies to me.

The point is that shame for buying a prostitute is all in your head.
If you really want to fuck a girl without it being a business transaction I understand that, but virginity is just a concept for men and if you really want to make a girl get lusty for you, why the fuck shouldn't you buy a hooker and get some experience?
I mean, be careful though. A lot of whores are really fucky, and I don't mean in the obvious way. You can sometimes tell the ones that have STDs just by looking at them

polite sage because ANIME

Well we all gotta die somehow.

You know, the other night one of the boys was sleeping. I reached out and played with his dick.

lol i know right, I'm a hikineet and even i got a gf.

y-you too

i'm not ashamed to admit i think her trying on lingerie is the apex of fanservice in anime. the only reason to greenlight yet another DAL anime is if the series concept is "Kurumi tries on sexy lingerie and models it seductively for the viewer at home"

I'm not even memeing if I was allowed to only have one fap fodder for the rest of my life it would be this:
youtube.com/watch?v=wvOBGkROLrQ

my cock & me will NEVER tire of Kurumi in lingerie.

>It's time I take your virginity user, ufufufu~

You're 12 years too late

don't play with my feelings

>unvirgin normalfags
Sage in all fields

Whoever made this pray we don't meet irl.

I have to agree.
Hookers are cheaper in the long run as well. Last time i checked you don't need to give diamond to a hooker for her to open her legs.

B-but I need it

It's good you can travel through time. You're gonna need it.

I haven't had sex since I was 17, am I revirgin yet?

Is it worth watching for her?

Why though?

Huhuh. Yeah.

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Yes

Only if she wears a strap-on while she does it. My dick's virginity is specifically reserved.

>Correct garter-belt usage
Finally.

Ok just be careful there's a lot of it.

No fuck off, if you're just gonna watch it for her you might as well never watch it.

she gets way too little screen time though
hope she gets more in season 3, any novelfag can confirm?

>“Time”

I get it.

She's going to get the same ammount of time in season 3 and less in season 4, if they ever make it.

I know this is some epic fucking bait but not a single type-moon character being on that list really activated my almonds

But my milk isnt ready to come out yet.

now this is shitposting

fuck you

O-only if you kiss me first.

Second half should have plenty

Not if I take yours first!

I haven't had sex in over ten years, can I have my virginity back?

Kobeni is a cow

FUCK YOU NON VIRGIN GET OUT!

Too late, I already watched it for her. I even ended up skipping some scenes without her in, my love for her is that strong.

Same as with robbery or repo, can't lose what you ain't got.

You can't take my virginity if I lose it to hookers first

Go back to bed, Wizchan.

someone post that one sundome pannel

No, fuck you. At my 32 years i'm pretty comfortable with my virginity

It takes 30 years with lack of sex to become a true virgin and gain wizardly power

No, Tohka, Yoshino and Kaguya and Yuzuru, even Miku being a lesbian cunt in season 2 they worthwhile watch the series
Because she is an overrated, mainstream waifu bait she is supposed to be the "best girl"
>not a single type-moon character being on that list
>activated my almonds
If Sakura is on the list

Good list, incomplete, but still good. You've got great taste. I wish we could be friends, it's hard to meet other people with impeccable taste.

>replying and bumping this cancerous thread
Why don't you go back to whatever place you came from?

Spot on, user.

How does one impregnate a clock?

Most people watched for her, but stayed for the fun story.

lol ikr?
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