God is angry!

God is angry!
How will you appease her?

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Direct her to /x/

Nothing. Hopefully she will destroy the usurper and then Madoka can return and make things right.

Show her the wonderful meme called "gachimuchi"

Casually mention that I sold some of the fruits to mankind. Or rather, gave them off for free.

scooby snack's not gonna help there, Shaggy

+ couple user sacrifices since god demands blood!

>blood

The Jaguar applauds you for your devotion. You will have great luck during the hunt, and may famine and illness avoid your house.

show her lucky star

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Don't know if that works for appeasement but it would be great for shits and giggles

Not my God

God just is, you don't pick

Let her rape me obviously.

pretty shitty world you live in

ignore her rage, take her by the waist and kiss her deeply.

offer my virgin body

show her my favorite haruhi doujin

this is the only correct response

Fuck Haruhi. Nagato Yuki is infinitely better. She's my waifu and she inspired me to learn Japanese. Come at me you shits

headpats

I'd rather die.

Paizuri

Yet you've picked a false God

She can sit on my face as punishment.

Schoolgirl god is better than most

Fuck her pussy good

I'll sacrifice my first newborn to her. She just to help me get her pregnant.

Nagato Yuki is just another Ayanami Rei clone, why not go for the actual thing?

How come Onlyafro is allowed to shitpost in Sup Forums but I'm not?

I'd feel bad going after the mentally handicapped.

*busts out a sick beat*