What was the correct way for Seibah to handle Mordred's 'I'm your son' bomb?

What was the correct way for Seibah to handle Mordred's 'I'm your son' bomb?

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With love. Its not like Mordred would live that long.

Impregnate her.

>Seibah will never look at you like something filthy with a cold stare of disgust
JUST

Make Mordred her wife.

Make it so it was prototype seibah that was mordred's father and not the >lul magic penis

arthur is shit

If Mordred had just asked for love instead of the whole 'Make me king' thing, she probably would have received it. She just HAD to push her luck...

Execute her.

An incubus wizard creating a dick is way more interesting.

You're shit

>Hi your son
>I'm dad

But prototype Seibah does not know how to please a man (female). Therefore he is shit.

Get Shirou to raise her.

>Sir Mordred, I'm a girl (female), I would know if I had a son. Also u r a grill
>B-but mother said
>Morgana is a traitor and an enemy of the kingdom, don't believe her lies. You're still cool though, pls don't steal Clarent

There, crisis averted.

Only to faggots user.
There's a reason why apoc bombed so huge and no studio is ever going to touch that embarassingly bad camelot trash.

What?
You do know that mordred is seibah's sister correct?

The best method for both parties would be for Artoria to officially allow Mordred to be her successor on the condition that Mordred is able to prevail in a "Sword in the Stone" type moment herself. That is to say that she would be given a suitably difficult and impartial trial to challenge and overcome that would also be open to any other qualified individuals who want to challenge it (ie something like slaying the Questing Beast). If Mordred wins out, she proves to everyone--Artoria and herself included--that she is worthy to be King and isn't just being given the position through nepotism; if she fails, she cannot complain that Artoria has somehow treated her unfairly.

>"You're my son? That's great!"
>"Listen, I have a special secret mission for you so you can prove yourself to the whole kingdom. I have information that there's an invading army gathering in the Far East. I want you to go there and find out all there is. Make sure not to come home empty-handed, oh and you leave tomorrow. Have fun!"

That just makes a different crisis though; Berserker Mordred, driven to madness after her very identity is shattered due to a misunderstanding (and Merlin's magic shitterry), and two both valid and mutually exclusive truths make Mordred unable to believe anyone.

Pretend to accept it and then give her a cast-from-HP buff without telling her about the drawback to trick her into killing herself.

Ok, we can still fix it.

>Btw cool kids always keep it cool like me.
Dont go Berserk on us, only Lancelot's do that.

Nobody wants to fuck up the way Lancelot did, therefore, crisis averted

Saber-Lilly (youngest)
>is sweet and innocent, if somewhat incompetent
Saber-classic (preserved as teenager by Avalon)
>a cold but still compassionate leader
Tituria (aged naturally to adulthood)
>A literal psychopath

What did TM mean by this?

The larger your breasts, the worse of a person you become

Breasts are evil and flat chests are best

Tituria god corrupted by the lance

She got sick of all the bullshit.

The fuck up was litterally all Seibah's fault.

Oh wait, seibah is never at fault for anything. She's a 100% blameless noble soul who's never done anything.
A passive mary sue written a skeevy faggot.

>Being this gay

>>lul magic penis
If you're too much of a child to take anything seriously and just flip every explanation into a joke then nothing will please you regardless of what changes are made because all you do is seek petty reasons to criticize things.

Does Nasu just not know how to write an interaction between Emiya and any Saber? Because every time Saber is in a scene, he just fucking locks up.

Dis nigga gets it.
youtube.com/watch?v=4nSTeF2o0R0

No matter how adult and mature you try to sound...you're still defending her getting an out of nowhere magic dick.

This shit is not only tasteless, it's pointless, and creepy nonsense that adds nothing to the story what so ever. As a matter of fact it ensures that Saber will be permanently stuck as either Saber from Fate or Alt Saber and the entirety of the camelot story will go ignored by anime creators.
Well, that and camelot is logically flawed and outright retarded for multiple reasons.

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>you're still defending her getting an out of nowhere magic dick.
And you're writing something off because it's different.
> it's pointless, and creepy nonsense that adds nothing to the story what so ever.
That's why it's not explicitly mentioned in the story, it's side material that's there if you want to read about it. Not once did any character ever explain how Mordred came about in any of the mainline Fate stuff. It was a short explanation to route the reason why Saber is female while also keeping Mordred around.

Basically calm the fuck down, sperg.

Apparently, Emiya in his deluded image of a hero he tries to be as little emotional as possible. Espeially when you consider that everytime they are summoned they are both enemies.

Even in Grand Order, I mean. I know, it's a shitty mobage but Emiya just has zero personality around any Saberface even if they recognize him.

EMIYA is stuck being a cosmic janitor for as long as the human order continues to exist, and he is presumably reminded of what put him on his current miserable path and how he failed to save Saber or score with her on those rare occasions that he runs into her while on the job. What is it that you think he's supposed to say to her in such a situation? "Hail, Artoria, well met!"?

That being said, you should keep in mind that the context of that image is Saber Alter showing up in a Santa costume to hand out Black Keys on Christmas. He is mostly likely facepalming internally, not spilling his spaghetti.

>There's a reason why apoc bombed
Sieg?

Oh come on, I'm not even a Saberfag, but even I can tell Lancelot fucked everything up himself.

>Sleeps with the queen which is a crime in itself
>Gets pardoned by the king and instead of being thankfull, goes bersek because muh honor
>Literally kills another Round Table knight which in turn causes Gawain to start hating his punk ass
>Wounds Gawain which results in him getting killed by Mordred

Lancelot was a piece of shit.

>And you're writing something off because it's different.
Different doesn't mean good.
I'm writing it off because it's ultimately pointles STUPID tasteless off putting fetish shit from a skeevy hack.

>That's why it's not explicitly mentioned in the story, it's side material that's there if you want to read about it. Not once did any character ever explain how Mordred came about in any of the mainline Fate stuff. It was a short explanation to route the reason why Saber is female while also keeping Mordred around.
>Basically calm the fuck down, sperg.
Will only take someone who's curious two fucking seconds to google the origins of mordred.

What bad ass dude fucked saber? Lancelot? Merlin? Time displaced daughter with Shirou?

Will end up being completely skeeved out and call it gay stupid bullshit.

Want to know the best part about all of this? You can't unfuck this. There's no mostly acceptable way to get around this with well written HF/UBW tier retcons and rewrites written by people who aren't imbeciles.
This is it. This is canon.
Apoc made damned sure that this was never going away.

Killing her to be frank

Has to be a soulless stand in and not do anything.
One part going with the series porn roots, another part realizing that Emiya is superior to Saber and him interacting with her will make her less of a character by comparison. So they have to push either the completely blankslate Shirou or Shirou expy as the weaker unexperienced loser who has to be eternally lesser than said saber faces.
They'll never become actual equals in canon or an interesting pair.

This. Everything would have been avoided if Saber had enough wisdom to show Mordred that she didn't have the capacity to be king, instead of just going "no". Everything that happened after is her own damn fault. Also Mordred and Lancelot's fault, for being assholes.

It's horribly written and has wall to wall trash characters.

Archer has always been an autist who prefers to bask from the distance

I figured it was because if Emiya and Saber hit it off, the self-insert will feel less special and won't have a chance at a pretend romance with the Saber they got from the virtual slot machine.

Then again, the visual novel very rarely has them interact at all too...

>thinking any japanese teenager wants to read a novel with the pure jap waifu getting BLEACHED by big blonde cock
Business wise it was the right idea. Really stupid but it's anime porn, who gives a fuck.

Saber shouldn't have married guin.
And saber definitely should not have had the worlds worst sex with her after she begged merlin to give her a dick.
Of course she hoped on chad thundercocks' cock after that.
Oh and that whole honor thing and going berserk? Really all about needing to make lancelot look all fucked up and 100% to blame for arturia, because you know, mary sue can't do any wrong.

OH and the he killed that member while trying to rescue guin. The guin who was going to be killed because of his...sorry her fuck up as a human being. Oh wait, it wasn't arturia's fault. Because he made the guards de arm so that lancelot could easily rescue her.
It's not arturia's fault that he didn't read her fucking mind.

And then he's killed by arturia's son/dauther/niece/nephew later.

Yup.
Lot of fuck ups on lancelot's part.

Yeah, arturia can do no wrong.
Like siring a daughter upon her sister with a futa dick she asked merlin to give her in the first place.
Brilliant foresight by arturia

What in god's name makes you think that it was a good decision to make the heroine fap bait of your money maker series a fucking futa and to fuck her sister and knock her up?
That isn't even a good idea in porn land.
That's the kind of thing that gets your shit slapped in all but the most jaded and creepy loser portions of the jap porn community.
Could have EASILY been the daughter of lancelot and a mordred who pretended to be saber.
Do you honestly believe that Lancelot wouldn't have left camelot in disgrace if he found out that he was essentially raped by Morgana?
That Morgana wouldn't have raised Mordred to believe that she was the love child of Arturia and Lancelot?
Would have been beyond easy.
NOOOOOOOPE.

Slap a dick on saber.
Makes perfect sense.

>not solidifying pacts via marriage, inciting questions amongst the people why the king is staying unmarried, or implying that some other woman might've been able to better resist the Lancelot D, or keep the King's secrets any better
>implying the king had any interest in sex ir having a dick, and that her fuckwit of a wizard didn't play a prank on her
>showing the people you're willing to let infidelity slide, or being so dumb you don't notice your fellow knights aren't armed, and trying to kill you, and murdering them still even though one of them was your biggest fangirl
Truly would've made an exemplary king this one

Ask her who her mother is and why she thinks I'm the father. Tell her I'll dine with her that night so we can discuss the future. Get Merlin to verify everything. Poison her food and let her die in my arms if Merlin tells me it's Mordred's destiny to destroy Camelot, or teach her to be a worthy heir if Merlin thinks nothing is set in stone.

no u

this give "him" the dick

>Saber shouldn't have married guin
Didn't she do this to legitimize her kingship? Both her and Guinivere choosed to do that because they wanted what was better for the kingdom.

>People taking this "lore" seriously

You're mentally ill

Guin knew very well what she was getting into, she would have to.

And yes, Lancelot is a fuck up. He is an adult man, he shouldn't be throwing a temper tantrun just because things didn't go his way. He literally killed people just because Saber hurt his fucking feelings.

>the guards de arm
I didn't even knew about this. Holy shit, the fuck up didn't even notice that his enemies had no weapons? So not only he is a retard he is also a coward? No wonder he prefers to be summoned as a Berserker, it's probably less embarassing that way.

Face it user, Lancelot is a fuck up.

The empire she made a pact with gave them fuck and all. So Nasu had them marry to satisfy his boner for arturian bullshit and not even subtle boner for gay shit. Plenty of kings never marry.
Everything in your post is contrived and makes the entire story seem even worse then it actually is in hindsight.

You don't need to marry fucking anyone to legitimize a throne. Bitch pulled the sword from the stone. The kingdom is hers.
That was there purely because nasu wanted his creepy bullshit.

Dude, every single fucking thing that happened is ultimately arturia's fault.
All of it.
Every single bit of it.
Even the attempt by the writer to write her as this blameless perfect king and everyone else look like evil monsters that failed her makes the character and the entire fate universe look like childish substandard porn written by a deviant.

Claim that Kay was her actual father and highlight how they’re so similar (brash, talkative, egotistical, macho, and possessing a talent for bureaucracy) to gaslight her into believeing she’s Kay’s son.

Finding out that she’s the offspring of the worst knight of the Round Table would break Mordred and make her fall in line so as to not be as “lame” as her old man

Duh

>Arthur wasn’t an autist like Artoria
>everyone loves him so much and wants a monopoly on his love so badly that they kill each other for it
>Proto Mordred massacres countless countrymen so he won’t have to share

Diarmuid’s got nothing on PrArthur

Mordred isn't the smartest so if Saber had just accepted her and explained nicely that she can't become King but she can be loved Mordred probably would have just accepted it.
Also Saber should have offed her shit sister years before all this.

Kay explains in Garden of Avalon that his and Artoria’s fond memories of Morgan before she turned evil stayed their hand

saber has killed people even children for far less

that 'stayed hand' thing is just faggot shit talk for nasu wanting to keep his gay bullshit around.

Take her to Maury.