What's so bad about elves?

What's so bad about elves?

Nothing, if they're beautiful and want you to make babies with them.

Forest of Lewd Elves?
That hentai is going to be amazing.

I really, really hope this doesn't disappoint. That said it'll be hard to disappoint me so long as I get to see Miseri and purple-haired elf.

Dark elves are for marriage

Timid dark elf? That's pretty uncommon.

What about regular elves?

OVA where?

February 2nd.

I can see it fucking up like 3Ping did by trying to jam waaaay to much into it at once

Sorry, but a nine person sex scene split into three parts doesn't work

There's nothing wrong with walking condom wrappers.

>3ping
Man I had such high hopes for that.

>by trying to jam waaaay too much into it at once
At least this already has two episodes planned. What concerns me is how much time they're devoting to the blonde Elf. 7 girls between 2 episodes, and I think 2 girls have scenes in both.

I'll be made if I don't get to the loli in her milf form. I need to see that, Miseri, and the purple elf and I'll be at least satisfied.

Pump n' dump.

Every day we stray farther and farther from Valinor's light.

Went through the previews and then the cg set, if I had to guess they're getting all the stuff that isn't route specific in the ova.
I remember this getting a lot of promotion last year, how did that translate to sales?

Too much fast food

Nothing wrong with those two at all, user. Would look for things to bend them over.

Marcille

Nothing, I like them a lot.. High elves, dark elves, all are good to me

it's just a flattering angle. they're lardelves

Does a male elf protagonist exist? Aside from Link I mean.

loli has a milf form?
NICE!
bratty sister and headpats mom all in one!

We need more thicc elves, user; too many sticclets walking around in general.

They would be no different from a female elf protagonist.

No /fit/ elves first.

/fit/ pls go, your priorities are always fucked up as it is. Stop trying to apply them to based elves.

Reminder it's not rape if it's an elf.

Elves are for forced breeding!

Why there isn't more Drows? It's always High Elves and Dark Elves, where's the love for the Blue Elves?

Absolutely nothing. They're for more durable and useful than the onaholes and blow-up dolls they're meant to replace.

Drows are extra dark elves. Do you mean night elves?

I'm not sure my dick is ready for this.

Now we're SURE that this isn't being handed to Queen Bee, right?

Don't even suggest that.

But drows can be blue too, but yeah, that works too.

What's wrong with Queen Bee? Only thing I watched of theirs was the Pisu Hame adaptation and I thought it was okay.

>What's wrong with Queen Bee?
>What's wrong with Flash-tweening hentai?

I don't mind it but I can kinda see why others would.

Dark elf is fat in all the right places and none of the wrong ones.

there not kitsune

Aren't those boats?

Where not kitsune?

I like boats

I like large nautical facilities best, though

You don't mind water-balloon bodies?

The worst part is that they're not only not going out of business, they're thriving given how regular their releases are. People keep giving them work.

Low production costs and the everpresent market that's perfectly happy eating shit.

I'm not even remotely surprised

They attract /tg/.

How do we feel about halfus?

Best of both worlds. Exotic hotness without the stuck up arrogance.

Angry, ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

Elves are only 50% of the equation here.

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Glad to see everyone enjoying their yogurt together.

Their inability to avoid getting raped.

Makes for great servants and pleasure slaves.

Pic Related.

Myucel is made for marrying. MARRYING

Man I'm still pissed they fucked up Implicity so badly.

Saw that coming but man it hurts.

Dark elves are for hand holding and loving, regular elves are only good for orcs.

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elves are everything wrong with the world

sub-human elves are looked down upon in EVERY fantasy setting
race of deceivers, pompous liars, thieves and cowards
and that's not even mentioning their sexual deviancy and promiscuity, out of wedlock

GAS THE ELVES
NOW

But high elves that lose their sense of duty and become concerned only with pleasure turn into dark elves. At least according to Elf Hime Nina.

Also conveniently portable.

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Elves claim to be a superior race without actually being that superior.

This makes no sense, ears don't grow become fat from nutrient consumption

They are one of the leading candidates for "Most likely to get raped" and "Most interracial interactions" in doujins they star in

Self-absorbed self-grandstanding pack of cunts that will gladly fuck over the world if they think it benefits them no matter how small.
If you go back far enough in any lore chances are elves are, were or going to be the cause of the world's woes. Knife-eared fucks deserve genocide and nothing less.

I'm all in favor of interracial relationships when I'm participating in them.

they're not easy to impregnate.

they'll outlive you

OYAKODON
>OYAKODON
Given how attractive and long-lived they tend to be, a 3-generation oyakodon w/ chicken soup won't be out of the question.