Drop and give me 20 maggot

Drop and give me 20 maggot

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20 dick strokes?

I'll give way more than that.

I...can only do 1 or 2

Pick them up yourself after you made me drop them, bitch

SHUT THE FUCK UP, THOT.

This. 20 is too many even for the power of friendship.

Why don't you get fucked? 'Cause everybody in the station has already gotten a piece of your ass.

I'll give you 200 if you drop first

drop and suck my dick bitch

I've never found Erza attractive.

Rate my opinion.

Incorrect/12

20ml of cum? Sure.

Gay

SIR YES SIR!

I can do 50. What's my powerlevel, Sup Forums?

>not being a fatass neckbearded wizard in his 40's with health problems that can't do even one (1)
Pretty low, senpai.

Lucy is way hotter but you're still probably gay user.

20 maggots?
check a rotten corpse,ya gonna find many maggots over there

>Minerva is way hotter but you're still probably gay user.
ftfy

>tfw been exercising and can do up to 60 pushups in a single set

feels gouda.

You are VERY unhealthy.

Even a NEET who hasn't done any exercise for few years can do ~10-20.

Ok

Her red long hair is what makes her attractive.

I'd be willing to do as many as I can till I pass out.
Which should be around 20 I guess.

Jesus fucking christ

>Even a NEET who hasn't done any exercise for few years can do ~10-20.
With a week of preparation, yes. Completely out of nowhere, no. At least not in a single go.

100% confirmed homosexual dick-sucking faggot

>breed_the_bunny.webm

I'm not sure I believe you, user. You really think the average guy who hasn't exercised in years can't do 10-20 pushups in a row?

Y-yes, mommy

In a week of preparation, they can easily do 20+.

Coming out of nowhere, a truneet with no exercise at all, not even walking outside their apartment for more than few feets for more than 2-3 years can do 10-20 push ups easily. Even in their 30s.

I know that for a fact.

Do you have change for a 50?

I've never been able to do more than 10-15 pushups, even at my best.

You are not a man. If you have male physicals, you are most likely suffering from low testosterone. Check with your doctor and get help.

Lack of testosterone = lack of basic muscles/bone density

Stop drinking soy, have a steak, and possibly work on getting your testosterone up. Otherwise, you might actually have a bone condition or muscle problem.

Do you, my friend, partake in the culinary delicacy known as soy by chance?

yes queen.

how do you get your testosterone up?

20 orgasms seems a bit excessive

Start drinking semen

That body is out of control. Isn't this supposed to be a show for younger audiences?

All jokes aside, it's because I have muscle weakness symptoms due to being on the autism spectrum.

Drink your own cum to recycle the manpower.
Trust me i'm a doctor

You probably just don't have the energy, go eat some food.

I want to tongue bath her.

20 ejaculations is a bit too much. I think I could do it over a weekend.

This

I've been drinking lots of semen since last year and I can do 30 push-ups in a row without any effort

Please user, help. I don't want to be unhealthy. but I'm too lazy to exercise.

...

Is it one of those push up where someone is sitting on my back?

No, it's 20 situps while she sits on your face.

>drop
>dropped

H-how did you know that I don't eat much?

O shit muh dick

What's the price of failure? I'm willing to try this, even knowing I don't stand a chance.

Suffocation, she will only get up after 20.

Seems like as good of a way to go out as any.

Joke's on her, I'll put glue on my face.

FACT
The only good thing about Fairy Tail is that all girls are 10/10

Because I don't eat much

If you're not watching it to see Erza, then what's the point?

>implying Erza needs nakama power
>implying her simply being Erza isn't enough of a reason

Erza is trash nigger. Juvia and Lucy are way hotter.

>implying fapping doesn't keep a man's testosterone up without all the /fit/ shit
Nice myth.

>Juvia and Lucy are way hotter.

Furry pls go, don't pollute our beloved Erza with your shit fetish.

Watching it to see, Lucy/Cana/Minerva/Ultear/Juvia, duh.

Grey is best girl

naruhodo

FAGGOT, an officer never makes you do pushups

only 20, fucking pussy

>an officer never makes you do pushups
Movies done told me wrong, then!

I have some facts for you.

They just tell your sergeant, first sergeant, then if you really fucked up, and i mean seriously you're going to be pushing for between 1 hour (not pushups more likely dumb stupid shit) for 12 hours straight then your sergeant major
t. Armyfag

>furry
Are you retarded? Wanting to lick her whole body has nothing to do with furrys.

What's the first phrase that comes to mind when dogs lick your face? "Tongue bath". It's a furry thing, and you should feel ashamed for using those words on a Siamese stock-trading imageboard.

yeah alright, you should have just said from the start that you are retarded.

>doesn't like being called out for what he is: a furry
>"hurr durr you're just retarded"
Yiff in hell, furfag!

>licking a hot girl's body is equal to being a furry
I think you just want this to be about furries, retard.

Hey, (You)'re the one that described licking a hot girl's body using a phrase typically used for describing dog/cat licking. I'm just pointing this out to you, since you seemed oblivious to it.

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If you are too dumb to know about sexual things, that's your fault. And immediately connecting it to furries, even tho it's a fairly well known type of foreplay, kinda shows that you know more about furries than your should.

>you know more about furries than your should.
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

Not in one of your furry meet ups, now fuck off.

Nah, I think I'll keep lurking and see if you say any more suspiciously furry stuff. Be careful!

Hey, if you are looking for other furries, this is the wrong bored and the wrong thread.

You're fucking retarded if you think licking a girl = furry. Pls leave underage.

What incentive would she need to give you for you to train under her?

You're the stupidest poster I've come across in like 6 months, congrats.

Hard and heavy femdom after every session. Or as every session.

babymaking everyday

This.

20 gallons of cum? Might take a couple of decades, but sure, open your mouth.

>he isn't able to cum 20 gallons of cum when Erza is bossing him around

Sex both before and after training.

that last shot holy shit

Lewd training. Like kissing her butt when doing sit ups or doing pull ups into her cleavage.

I want her to spit in my mouth and step on me

Taking notes for lewd Erza art

Same here, although i can only do 45 since i just started doing so

Furiiza (female) raped Erza´s armpits for 5 minutes.

I was in Japan during the New Year, and when I went and preyed at the shrine, I wished for Mashima to fail and go bankrupt. That way, he'll be forced to draw doujins for a living.