What would Aqua be doing right now if Kazuma left her?

What would Aqua be doing right now if Kazuma left her?

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make money off her performance art skills and maybe become an architect. she has the skills to live off that stuff.

Fairly well actually. Despite all her complaining she adapts fast. Kazuma on the other hand would be dead.

This.
Aqua would be known for her magnificent artcrafts and healing skills, she's also physically stronger than Lalatina.

The fact that she can summon an infinite amount of water seeing as how she's the very goddess of water would earn her quite a bit of cash in most places.

The fact that she can purify an infinite amount of water would earn her quite a bit of cash in any place. Although this one seems to fatigue her considerably she may want to stick with the first one.

New party with Yunyun, the weird blonde girl from Axis and Dust.

Yunyun will keep them alive.

Aqua is easily the most OP and capable member of the party
>Top tier healer, an asset to any raiding party
>Artistic ability, can go into design, architecture, or just become a famous artist
>High charisma, could be a performer, go into sales
>Command over water and its inhabitants, valuable settler (unlimited water where there is none or waterside settlement can pull fish out of the water -> easy food)
Or prostitution as you were probably hinting at cause nice bod

She's extremely capable, but is seriously limited on brainpower. She can do all sorts of things to make big bucks, whether she will think to do them is a big question.

even kkazuma has stated if she used those skills in the right way she would live like a queen

She would isekai herself.

Shes be on the corner offering 20 minutes for 5 dollars.

She's not your mom user, Aqua has class.

>dollars
Dumb murricant poster

>implying a raiding party needs anything other than to nuke the raid site

>Dungeons are underground

>implying a large enough explosion wouldn't blow up the underground section also
>implying she couldn't just go underground and blow up the actual raid site while underground
>implying explosion magic is conjured from the sky and not magic circles from above which can be spawned anywhere

>collapse the dungeon
>loot is now unobtainable

Without the party, Aqua would be an entertainer and living as a queen, Darkness would be getting beat by some drunkard, Megumin would be selling her body to fat men for scraps of food, and Kazuma would be a bloodied corpse.

>flood the dungeon because of autistic aqua moment
>loot is now unobtainable

>wait a few hours until it drain itself

How many inches does she need?

Kazuma would do fine.
You have to remember his luck is only shit around his "harem". When he isn't hindered by them his luck is comparable to a god of lucks.
He is so lucky he can straight up walk into a casino and win everything, then take up Medieval Magic the Gathering and become the world number 1 in an afternoon.

Explain to me how a flooded, stone dungeon underground is going to drain itself

Aqua is the type of girl that will give you great sex even if you have a small dick

I don't think so. Considering how he died of shock in his old world, he's not so lucky to be able to completely thwart death. If he stays away from adventuring, he'd probably be fine, but if he tries, there's a good chance his own hubris will be his own undoing, as well as his lack of knowledge in the world.

Would she accept 15cm if I bought her a few bottles of sake? I haven't touched a girl since highschool and I'm desperate.

She's an anime character user

>he doesn't know about underground water flows

>15cm
You should keep supporting Megumin, user.

wat the hek is that

15cm/6" is objectively above average in most parts of the world, don't be rude.

All he needs to do is magically seduce the nearest loli princess and he is basically set for life.
Also he likely was incredibly lucky in the old world too, the thing he thought was a truck magically turned out to be a tractor, he just rolled like 5 crit fails in a roll and pissed himself to death for some reason. Alternatively his luck stat just got exploded after his death.
Kazuma is the same guy who can singlehandely bankrupt a casino nation just by playing the games fairly I remind you.
Also if he goes with the Iris route he won't have to ever worry about his own personal safety considering that she can one shot a Dragon.

stone is porous and water will seep through cracks and into soil/sand. Could take a while but most of it would drain

>above average in most parts of the world,
blame chinks for that

>What is Australia

turning tricks for rich ugly bastards and her show would be NTR genre

>I don't think so. Considering how he died of shock in his old world, he's not so lucky to be able to completely thwart death
That wasn't bad luck, him actually getting hit by a runaway truck would have been bad luck.
He died because he was sleep deprived and made a dumb call.

And this is the sort of thing that would kill him. He's the sort of person who will end up killing himself due to his habits and personality. Despite all the troublemakers in his party, he ends up taking care of himself a lot better than he ever did in his own world.

>Not having at least 18cm
No intention to be mean though.

I like Darkness

Aqua can't live on her own. She doesn't have the brains to discern a good deal from a bad one, so she'd get exploited by someone sooner or later. Maybe get pulled into prostitution.
Death is unlikely because of how sturdy she is, but her life would be miserable.

>she'd get exploited by someone sooner or later. Maybe get pulled into prostitution.
Death is unlikely because of how sturdy she is, but her life would be miserable.
Enslavement/mindbreak/BDSM/forced prostitution doujin when?

i wish they had a polar opposite of Darkness as a female character
that'd be great

>surgeries dont exist
>stretching tools dont exist
no excuses user unless youre poor like me ;-;

she has the skill but not the smarts to pull something like that off.

Architec? She'll probably made a circus or join some one.

Kazuma wouldn't die at all if Aqua wasn't around him. They mention on multiple occasions that bad shit only happens to Kazuma because Aqua's horrendous luck cancels out Kazuma's amazing luck.

When Kazuma wasn't held down by Aqua, he manages to steal basically an entire country's income via casinos.

A glasscannon (high attack and low defense), flat, broke and sadistic girl?
That's literally Megumeme, without the S part of course.

Not to mention that life in society isn't summed up by the work you do and the money you earn. Aqua could become an architect or a street performer, but would she be able to manage her finances? Considering how quickly she usually loses her money, I don't think her working makes a difference at all. And she's not one to learn from her mistakes.
Then there's the social aspect of life in society. Aqua is mentally very childish, so as long as she has to interact with other people, people are sure to take advantage of her.

>Megumin
>not S
literally kills ducks for fun

>Kazuma was kobolded because his own shitness
>Anti-Aquafags still blame her
like a clock.

you fucking spic, i never thought of that
yeah its not really as much of a character trait as Darkness masochism
i was also thinking more along the lines of the character being dominant for whatever reason

But he wouldn't have died in the end if Aqua didn't lure the monsters there, right?

>he's not so lucky to be able to completely thwart death.

You can speculate that him dying in his old world was lucky as shit. He got isekai'd, got a harem and a lover, became one of the most wealthy people in his town and is a well known adventurer despite having pretty meh stats.

Dying in his old world ultimately put him in a much more favorable position.

Without Kazuma's high luck to cancel her bad luck, she would die to a natural disaster while Kazuma would marry the princess of the kingdom.

You're welcome my dear friend.

Kazuma literally ran like a retarded trying to improve his kill count and got killed because he was too afar from Aqua's healing.

as DPS you must keep your aggro, expecially if you tank sucks.

It was for XP.

yeah now im even more conflicted on my fave girl, Aqua just because she's a goddess and she's going to expect to be treated as such plus my own perception of my luck "should" cancel her shitty luck like with Kazuma
but now Megumin is there too

Being my cock sleeve 24/7.

But he wouldn't have died in the end if Aqua didn't lure the monsters there, right?

>155cm
>roughly 50kg

It was lucky, but at the same time it was still death. He will never see his family again or enjoy the conveniences of living in a less dangerous world. A lot of the good that's come to him is because of Aqua also. He definitely wouldn't have built up his reputation as quickly without her, nor would he have built the necessary connections. Aqua is unlucky, but on the flip side is so god damn powerful that she overturns a lot of bad situations. By himself, he'd just fuck himself over by being over confident and lazy, but most of all because he's weak. The world of Konosuba is incredibly cruel, despite how comic it may seem.

I can cum like crazy.

this, i'd love to have any of the konosuba girls as my cock holster desu

No one else died because that, he died as I said because his own shitness. Even Eris and the whole Raid agreed with this.

An openly sadistic female commoner?

Aqua's incredibly sexy too.

Canonically Aqua doesn't wear panties. But she doesn't need to because canonically Aqua doesn't have a vagina. I mean lets look at the facts
>isn't embarrassed with no pantsu like other girls who have vaginas
>doesn't have to pee like Megumin because no vagina
>Despite bending over, being on all fours, hunching over where her butt is full blown, there is no outline of a vagina where in normal circumstances of being in these various positions the clam would be staring everyone in the face
>no one reacts or cares of the no pantsu because she is built like a barbie doll
>Even Eris who has an in world Avatar wears panties and is embarassed without them. Aqua doesn't have an in world avatar like her, she was literally forced into the world through Kazumas Wish

Sure, but doesn't enabling Kazuma's said lack of skills make her at least partially responsible? Her idiocy enabled the series of events that led to Kazuma's death, she's not innocent.

So Aqua is worst grill?

You realize this now?

No, I've been aware of this all the time. Megumeme is clearly best.

It's only money

pretty much

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Dumb yuropoor poster

go back to stupid nigger

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>vanilla
>Aqua
I'm not reading an Aqua doujin that doesn't have mindbreak and rape.

you haven't read the LNs have you?

It's really good.

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Plot twist: Magic australia has the Eris as its currency.

you can go back to Sup Forums now

Tatami is godlike so it's worth it. Especially if you like anal.

>100% ideal female proportions
>can't find her sexy because she's Aqua
Sometimes I see a picture of Aqua and briefly think "wow, she's so beautiful and sexy!" But then I remember what she sounds like when her mouth opens, and I lose all interest.

She's a dumb bitch who you can fuck silly. Sexy enough.

Aqua haters are filthy secondaries
in other news water is wet.

Me.

Axis Cult please leave.

>pic name
>shoes arent platform heels with an aquarium inside
fucking DROPPED

This is Mitsurugi Kyouya, he is Aqua's end game. Say something nice about him.

>who you can fuck silly
only mouth fuck see

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Everyone ITT needs to realize that no matter how talented or powerful Aqua is she's too stupid to utilize any of her skills without constant help. If Kazuma and Co. dumped her she would be sleeping in a gutter within the week.

Stay mad, eurojerk

>two right feet
do they do this on purpose?

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