This was going too far. Even for australians, calling their country a zoo is too much banter

This was going too far. Even for australians, calling their country a zoo is too much banter.

Aussies can take the heat

Zoos are usually pretty safe places to visit though.

One colony wasn't enough

Will considering Australians are all criminals it sounds about right

Australians aren't people, so who cares.

its more like a love letter to australia

literally, it is currently 38°C (100.4°F) in my house.

put on a fan cunt it's only 37 outside

You're thinking too much.

Daily reminder that there are no humans in Australia, just spiders in cunning disguises.

...

40 here, this heat is fucking my pc up

Who did what now?

Fuck off mate.

WTF are you on about?

Even the japanese are aware of Australia's shit posting powers.

remember to drink room temperature water
cold water will actually make you hotter

Thanks god I'm not an Australian.

This level of banter is nothing for Aussies. If anything, it's probably fueling their own shitposting further. Are you secretly an Aussie, OP?

>room temperature water
lol, I prepared for this weather, my fridge is full of piss.

>there are Australians posting on this board RIGHT NOW

Get fucked Aussies.

It's actual Sidney.

>Sydney
good riddance

Why would you think that?

How does one become as good as an aussie when it comes to bantz?

yeah cuz 100 degree water is absolutely thirst quenching

>Aussies
that's our word you seppo fuck.

Romanians give them a run for their money when it comes to bants and shitposting

>room temperature water
Fuck that science for a joke mate
Got a full pack of icypoles and a couple wendys, set for a nice sunday arvo.

>go for a quick sip
>its fucking vapor

fuck up they do

>Australia
>Australians
>Aussie
>Wussie
>Pussy

I'm literally shaking right now

I was confused by this bit. Aren't tasmanian tigers extinct?

37 degrees outside, but luckily I've got aircon so it's a cool 24 degrees inside.

Still hate this time of year though.

nah that's just a myth told to tourists.

Australia is a s***hole

>s***hole
sexyhole?

0 degrees Celsius and it feels good being in a warm home and sleeping without sweating my ass off. Fuck you Australia.

you're not living the dream, mate. I feel bad for you.

>Ausfags feeling bad for Canucks

>aircon
Fuck you.

what's wrong icy, soon you lads will also live in the age of 30 degrees everyday

>temperature of world rises form global warming
>everyone starts to die from heat
>Australians immune to heat live through the heat and are the lasting race of the world

hot as it may be I can walk freely outside of my house at any time of year making no special preparation.

>world cools down
>every country in the world is now part of the great australian empire

>complaining about 0 °C
>Canuck

Those are THRIVING temperatures. It was like -25 °C just last week, get that weak shit outta here.

29 degrees. God bless being on the east coast.

>meanwhile we have the highest rates of skin cancer in the world

Why did they have to do this?
I look away from the screen for a moment, expecting the fucking scene to be the same.

>on east coast
>just north of brisbane
>35 degrees
holy fuck take me to where you are

No I can't. It's too fucking hot. I'm looking to buy an air con. This is fucked

who /wog land/ here

Think you’ve got it bad the area around where most of Perth gets its drinking water from is on fire

>highest rate of sick mullets.
>highest rate of doughys in the Maccas carpark.
>highest rate od punching darts.

hey aussies, i've noticed whiskey makes the weather more bearable at any time of the year. cheers from texas.

who /bogan/ here

This

>colony dropped in trash show
>capital of the planet in the superior space opera
Not even phased.

This user has the right ideia

West coast here, with a gorgeous orange/brown skyline due to some unexpected bushfires.
Just had a drink outside in it, it's a real comfy kind of warm.
Checkmate east coast

6, maybe 7 steps ahead of you mate.

Eh im in rural area outside of a shithole called lismore. Stuck on adsl 1 as well. You dont want it.

Agreed.
You guys got snow for some reason didn't you?

>when your country is so shit not even the world superpowers bother fighting over it

Wait, where the fuck are those fires again?

Victoria should sink into the ocean. Less wogs and #africangangs.
The country would be immediately better. Also Sydney to hobart would be all the more intense.

>NZ is good enough to invade but not you

...

Dude, in mahouka australia is a black hole, not even the mages go down there cause.

This is todays fire.

Now you'll know better next time.

>sweatting at 10 degrees
what the fuck HOW

The temperature must be lower because all machinery stops working incrementally with your mandatory rolling blackouts.
I wish we, on the east, could copy your slightly cooler temperature and third world living conditions.

>Survive 35c+
How do you fucks manage?

Nah it was 35.

They just know they couldn't take us is all. Nips can't walk without rhythm. They'd all get eaten by the worm.

Drink water every 5 minutes?

Am I in Sup Forums?

yeah beauti

Seriously. Australia scares me.
Our wildlife isn't jam packed with danger lurking at every corner in Canada, but it feels as if that you are not safe even in the cities when you are down under.

Australian here, it is you faggot, Pop Team Epic is doing my people justice.

C'mon its not that bad

Sawyers Valley, bout 12k outside Mundaring

I never understood why Britain was conquered by the European powers and why the exiled nobility never tried to get it back.

To be fair, they are working to make our cities unfun as possible. Higher prices on booze and all places shut down, just cause of a couple of love taps on the back of the head. Sydney and Melbourne need to be cleansed of the fun police.

Australia being filled with dangerous animals and insects out to kill you at any moment is all but a meme. Global death from these said dangerous animals probably amount to less than 50 a year.

pussy

Turn on the fan.

Soak a towel in water and wrap it around your neck.

Pussy. I used to swim in beaches with croc sightings outside of the nets that are (supposed to but not really) protect you from box jellies.
We used to throw sticks at snakes to see if they were alive by doing drive-bys on push bikes.
We'd go bushwacking for fire wood to light little braziers and get pissed around them on a Sunday night.
How can you not want to explore your surroundings. If not as an adult then as a kid. Fuck snakes and shit. My cousin has almost been constricted to death twice and even he's not this much of a puss

Don't lie, user.

>bunnies
>toads
>carp
>all are btfo the natural Australian wildlife

19C. Might as well be Winter here.

>its a huntsman ate my ps4 cord episode
what is the bloody hell is wrong with your spiders aussiefags?

>Pythons wondering in shops
>Snake in the loo
>Bin chicken
>Crocodiles in the streets
>ticks
>spiders, spiders and more spiders. nvm funnel web
>mole crickets wtf
>giant jellyfish at beaches

Huntsman are pretty cool. They're big so they don't sneak up on you, and they get rid of cockroaches in the area. They're not poisonous and they're scared shitless of humans.

Sup spiderposter.

Yeah, which is why i didn't bother with him, but fucking up my shit to eat roaches? over the line