ITT:describe an anime you've never watched and other anons try to guess what it is

I'll start with an easy one:
Italian man opens up a fetish cafe.

I've never even seen it but Blend S

boku no pico

Red man syndrome. Bonus points for knowing what causes this.

Easy mode : Dark Souls : The Anime

boys?

Re:zero
;^)

Berserk

mechas in space and there's a rape scene at some point

A pale man in a hat wants to kill a cute sexy vampire girl but then a guy with spiky hair is also there

That's not very specific.

There's a loli who is like a dictator, they fight and I think there's magic too? Setting reminds of WW II

Youjo Senki

Boring mysteries that put the viewer to sleep

Yes. It was too easy

it's recent

MC falls in love with autistic beauty. Everyone is a heathen. Rape.

Going to go with Valrave. (Never seen it, but people were calling it Valrape a while back.)

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Hyouka?

Yep. Every time there's a thread about it, there's rape mentioned in the op.

Everyone thought it was a Madoka rip off but it was actually a Battle Royale rip off.

Cuphead

Swim Swim did nothing wrong!!!

Muscled men doing gay poses wearing wacky clothes.

Some guy goes around punching superheroes in the face

A robot pilot finds out he's gay

Some skinny guy tries to take over the world

Cute girls do cute things and play guitar

Pic related? Haven't seen it either

jojo for sure

JoJo?

gay skating

Yuri on Ice

Yep.

Girl jumps off a rooftop and it's all really deep

An autist joins a club of autists and tries to convince himself that he isn't an autist, while another autist in the same clu threatens to destroy the world.

Correct

Haruhi

If it is Haruhi, then that description is wrong.

Rich kid argues with a tranny and everyone dies

Lain

He hasn't seen it - as per the premise of the thread, dipshit.

That doesn't excuse him from being wrong.

Well if I could read minds or remote view I'd be to busy being a wizard to post here, isn't that right?

No.
You would still be looser, like the rest of us.

>I'd be to busy being a wizard to post here
Oh, the irony.

Free! but for straight men.

Souls are the only edible thing on earth

Giant robots fighting. And there are idols singing for some reason.

(That probably covers 500+ plus mecha shows, but apparently this one gets cut up and repackaged for western audiences.

ATATATATA

Count of Monte Cristo

Do you remember that show no one talks about any more? I guess you don't, do you?

Bunch of gay shit and rat Hitler

Macross?

no

That's what I was going for.

I guess I don't either? Maybe?

Harmony Gold hasn't done anything in years, yet I pray they won't move forward with their live action Robotech movie.

Cute girl who wears yellow panties over her pants.

I'm really considering watching it soon though.

Dude helps a bunch of emotionally vulnerable girls solve their supernatural and emotional problems, but not before taking advantage of their vulnerability to molest them.

How's it hanging, Pink supervisor?

bakemonogatari

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>Hitler
but he did nothing wroo-
Ah, I see

Three words: incest is bad

Not what I was thinking of, but not a bad guess.
Yup.

Hah. I get it now. Very clever.

fate/stay night?

Either Yosuga no Sora or Koi Kaze

Guy uses eye-magic to cast a 6th lvl AD&D MU spell on his adversaries.

jojo, try harder.

Bit of a long shot, but...

No. It's a very popular and discussed anime.
No.

Detailed background art, magic, games, and CRAYOLA COLOR BOX

Dude with a pointy nose plays mahjong against yakuza and stuff. He ends up losing all of his money in the process and ends up going into a debtor's prison or something.

Blend S

It's not something obvious like Oreimo, is it?

Kaiji

adult kazuma harasses a pig.

nearly a hentai where people get raped, and other fucked things heppen to them

Serial molester sexually assaults a bunch of underaged undead and won't stop talking about boring shit

Yes.
I don't watch anime with incest, that's the only one I know, sir.

The girl died and everyone is still crying 10 years later.

A girl with daddy issues and mentaly unstable guy prepare bananas

Ano Hana

Steins Gate

The biggest trolling in the medium

PSG?

So there's a group of five friends who act exactly like anons, and there's also wacky nazis and a fag with a rose.

He fucks the little girl and it's either the worst thing ever or the best thing ever depending on who you ask.

>looser

Kodomo no Jikan or Usagi Drop

That obviously wasn't a real virgin.

>Usagi Drop
Right.

Meguka?

Hiatus

Ugandan Knuckles in nuts academy of fibers

Dude's so gay he ends the world but his pal says no homo to the very end.

Devilman Crybaby

Steven Universe: the anime

KLK?

Bingo

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