Wake up

>wake up
>see this
Wat do

Go back to sleep

Genuflect

This

wonder where the rest of the room went

unzip my dong and give him a good time

Kick him in the dick

Trade for a better

[X] make some MOTHERFUCKING pancakes

Why

Spin him around and fuck his tight boipussy

Impregnate him.

turn my monitor off because I'm wasting electricity

Wake up

...

Fuck his boipussy.

Good taste user
>tfw I'm not Mutsuki and will never fuck the trap repeatedly
It's not fair

turn over and spread my ass

Kiss her.

Kick him off the bed. And next time get me a reverse trap!

Call the police.

...

Kick it into balls so it gets the fuck off me!!

Wake up from the dream and go back to the nightmare.

Genuflect.
With my ass facing him.
Take my pants off.
?????
PROFIT

Put it in and let her ride.

>her

Get my Glock under my bed and shoot his brain out and eat it.

Make him take care of my morning wood

Probably let him suck me off but I'm nothing more than that because I'm not gay.

Send her to Thailand?

Go back to sleep

punch a faggot

kinky as fuck

...

yes

Hard gay sex.

Go take a shower for waking me up of that nightmare. Brrrrrrr!

Exhange for a better trap.

Call the anti-fag police because I don't want anything in my butt.

which of the two would win in a fight?

Felix is a healer not a fighter

Astolfo I guess, because Ferri is for healing only. They would make for an interesting team though. And I mean both on the battlefield and under the sheets.

Guys, we all know what tomboys are for, but what are traps for ?

is my dick inside him

Traps are for straight guys only. Traps always receive never give just like a real girl.

Yeah, but think about it : a regular user, and two cute traps.

...

Upon witnessing the peak of chivalry on the morrow, there is but one thing any good knight can do! To don his arms, mount on his steed, and ride! For Bretonnia AND THE LADY!

>Bretonnia
>Astolfo

Win a holy grail war? I dunno.

Isn't that what this series is supposed to be about?

Teasing and exacting gentle dominance over.

...

Do NOT hurt my wife

I think my favorite trap is Aikawa. I don't know enough about Astolfo to have an opinion on him.

This.

Your wife?

>You will never have a foursome with Felix, Astolfo and Hacka doll 3#

his husband

Am I looking in a Mirror?

My wife.

>gentle
all traps are whores who like being manhandled

Hey bro.

...

I want to manhandle my trap with love, though.

Why not taking two trap at the same time?

I like how Astolfo is a /twg/ meme

So does she have a feminine penis, or a magnum dong?

Love tenderly

eat "her" ass

Ask if i can TOOT her horn.

Most doujins I've seen are ones where he has a cuter, smaller penis.

Squeeze his balls.

oh shit why didnt i think of this

Ferris is for a girl only.

fucking hell

Most overrated trap ever.

Most overrated trip ever

Yes.

Who is Bridget?

Punch and kick and call the cops. See you in court, home invading rapist.

/twg/ always has a couple of shitters trying to force memes by posting the same image and text in every single thread. That doesn't make them memes.

Oh shit I guess I'm gay now.
How do I achieve this aesthetic?

>3d

>3DPD

Being Tanaka is suffering

Exchange for a better knight
>post yfw he's the Grand RIder

I like him a lot but he's a sneaky motherfucker. Those kicks a re aimed at him for a reason.

2d is for fags too

McFucking Kill Yourself™

Bite the pillow.

Kill her with my bennis :DD

>Astolfo

Astolfo never look like that.

isn't astolfo canonically just as likely to put it in me as the opposite

As much as I love Astolfo this does absolutely nothing for me. I really am straight, huh.

Roland in Fate when.

Now

...

Knee him in the groin before my mind kicks in