Hey Sup Forums i bough an Umaru body pillow she keeps me company and i love her.
Umaru Thread
Nathaniel Reed
Lincoln Ortiz
bailiff wack his peepee
Ryder King
Keep her safe. We entrust this to you.
Asher Murphy
Ejaculate on it to prove your undying love.
Cooper Green
If you don't post a picture of you doing something outrageous to it, you've wasted everything
Liam Roberts
>bailiff
Xavier Butler
>Keep her safe. We entrust this to you.
Oh i will.
Gabriel Cruz
This.
Logan Cox
>If you don't post a picture of you doing something outrageous to it, you've wasted everything
Like what??.
Hudson Bell
>Ejaculate on it to prove your undying love.
I just bought it.
Ian Anderson
shit on it!
Eli Jackson
>shit on it!
No
Gavin Stewart
You have my blessings and jealousy.
Thomas Jenkins
>You have my blessings and jealousy.
You can one on Amazon.
David Bailey
>body pillow
That's just a plushy. It's also not very complex, so I hope you didn't pay very much for it.
Chase Moore
why pay money for something that you're not going to ejaculate onto?
Evan Garcia
>That's just a plushy.
Plushies can be pillows too.
Adam Ross
>why pay money for something that you're not going to ejaculate onto?
Good point.
Jacob Bennett
That's a great plush. It's filled with soft beans that make it squishy. I'd recommend it to everyone.
Levi Cox
This
Joseph Richardson
Bump
Aaron Brooks
Hug the nug!
Matthew Carter
>Hug the nug!
So nice
Leo Lopez
ONIICHAN CHIPPU CORAAAAAAA
Jaxson Wilson
>ONIICHAN CHIPPU CORAAAAAAA
Were gonna watch tons of anime eat tons of chips and drink tons of Coke together.
Luis Evans
smart nughugger
Austin Myers
>smart nughugger
This
Evan Miller
bump
Thomas Harris
BUY ME BOOZU
James Cruz
>bailiff wack his peepee
Aiden Johnson
bump
Benjamin Stewart
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Jordan Rivera
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Anthony Hernandez
I have one nearby. I'd sleep with her but she seems so thin and fragile
Cooper Collins
THE COUNCIL OF UMARUS HAS SPOKEN:
you just lost the game
Ryder Watson
>I'd sleep with her but she seems so thin and fragile
Are you afraid of smushing her??.
Isaac Perez
I would rape them all.
Luis Ortiz
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Caleb Ross
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Matthew Gray
Fuck off
Asher Harris
>Fuck off
No (You)
Easton Wright
>desperately bumping his dead shitty thread
Owen Jones
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Juan Brown
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Grayson Evans
You cant handle Umaru love.
Dylan Rivera
I can
James Parker
Imagine liking a series so shit that you have to bump these dead threads this desperately