Would you summon him as your servant in a Holy Grail War?

Would you summon him as your servant in a Holy Grail War?

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>him
That's clearly a she

>him

Yo what

never watched/read this chinese cartoon before, him?

Yes. Then I would nuzzle his navel a lot.

How useful will this girl be to me? Sell her to me the best that you can.

No. I would summon this guy.

I'd summon him as my servant in my holy grail war if you know what I mean ;)

Not if I want to win

He's pretty weak

He is pretty week so no. if I summoned someone just to talk and give magical semen it would be Medusa, Saber, Medea or Frankie

>relying only on your servant
>not being a competent fighter like Souichirou

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>helped ruin Apocrypha
Hahahahahahahaha no

So I know this is a thinly veiled waifu thread but I wanna talk fate

Am I the only one who would summon a hero like Billy the Kid just because it'd be cool to hang out with a historical figure like that

Odds are even if you get the grail you'll get monkey pawed anyways. Might as well get to have a fun servant

>summon Astolfo
>desert war
>fug 24/7 instead

>Summon Gilgamesh
>' With the power of my first Command Seal,, Every man,woman, and child in a 400 kilometer radius is a worthy opponent and you will use your full strength on anyone I tell you to'

>ruin
?

>Gets Ea'd when his back is turned

psh nothing personnel, mongrel

Yes and then we'd run away and not be in some stupid as fuck war.

>no bulge
Literally what's the point?

Fuck NOOOOO! In Apocrypha Astolfo was a total mess. He's the bigest mistake of this serie.

name of anime?
i wanna watch

Boku no Pico.

You're the biggest mistake

Boku no...

You know what, fuck it. I'd probably be doing you a favor at this point.

I'd rather summon this one instead.

He's not that cute

You don't get to draw a girl and call it a he.

>Winning the war
No, you'll be busy mating 24/7

thanks m8

>mating
wrong word to use m8

>You will never enjoy the friendship of the thighs.

update
i dont think that was it user...

Fate/Apocrypha

SPOON FEEDING

Heh... there's more where that came from... kid....

ah! this is it, thanks user!
the other one was gay porn

I know that I won't have a snowball's chance in hell at winning. At best I'm a secondary character, who's only real choices are berserker, caster, rider or assassin. Main characters will get the other three classes, so I might as well go for the servant in those classes that has always turned my dick to stone.

No. I worship power and honor so I'd go with Heracles or Karna.

She has a dick

Give the names of the best Astolfo doujins pls
I want to see him fucked in his Asstolfhole

Do you have pseudo-servant children?

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Is he particularly stronger as a Saber? Rider always seems like a nerf in exchange for an extra NP or two except when its for someone who only fits into one of the other cavalry classes

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I'd wife him, if he used female pronouns

Based Satania poster.

oh wait, do i need to watch the rest of fate/whatever before i watch this one?

No_

Thanks! Feeling full and properly sated now.

Stop it

No way fag

You don't.

But she's a little girl

followup question, what would be the right way to watch the series? the reason why i keep putting it off is because there are too many and i get overwhelmed

I'm not that into Fate lore. Is it possible to summon a servant outside of a holy grail war? Like if I was some sort of mage/assassin, could I summon a servant to lend me a hand?

Search for Fate in MAL and watch the series in order of release date. Pic related is helpful if you want to read the VNs.

Yeah, they're just recordings of the actual character, and the magic that runs the holy grail is neccessarily unique

ah i see, thanks user

i know ill love it, didnt know it had a VN too, damn so much time to be spent on it

If you wanna do it right? Play the visual novel.
Don't want to play the VN? Please just play the VN.
REALLY don't want to play the VN? Fate/Zero or Fate UBW anime. Zero is a prequel to the VN, and UBW is an adaptation of one of the VN routes.

This guide is helpful. It may seem like too much, but that's just because it includes a lot of optional side-content for people who want EVERYTHING fate-related.

I wish i could become Astolfo with huge dick and fuck girls and other traps with it.

>Play the visual novel.
okay then, even better, id prefer playing the VN over watching the anime
though that didnt work to well with me and majikoi, got bored of it too quick

So I guess hips do lie after all.

Literally the only good thing to have come from it

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>a competent fighter like Souichirou
He wasn't though? He knew literally one move and had to rely on his Servant to power him up enough for it to even work on a Servant.

>legend is how weak he is compared to the other knights
>his NPs are weak too

Astolfo will never really win a grail war normally.

Aah I wanna date a trap

No you don't

Easy, just have him in a war where he's the only knight.

His master would need to be some Machiavellian super genius. Astolfo would have trouble against even moderately powerful servants.

Definitely an asset in a warrior, but what else makes them stand out?

That's a pretty powerful guy (male)

Yes, though that would require a preposterous amount of magical energy and probably kill you. And you wouldn't get Command Spells without the support of the Grail system, so the Servant is thereby free to kill you at their leisure.

>playing with astolfo tummy
you guys are lewd as heck

Aah I wanna date a 2d trap

Honestly from what I've seen in the first season of Apocrypha, Astolfo is pretty bro-tier, trap shit aside. He seems decently powerful, so yeah, I'd give him a shot.

That's better

Yeah so? You were interested in the anime BECAUSE of the gay thread

Sup Forums is full of faggots

Boys cannot have bodies like this.
is more realistic.

No
I hate faggots and traps

Selfhatred is no good. Seek help.

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Nah, I'd summon caster Cu

the only thing thats really unrealistic is the shoulders, other than that its doable

Now that's gay

the fuck is that kaworu

Good choice.

I actually do. You don't know me.

Of course

>implying Servant matters
Desu if its the 4th or 5th HGW then you can just play the plot out easily

It's Holy Penis War

Why would you want to fuck Billy the kid?

man this franchise is a convoluted fucking hell
Id rather masturbate to the fan porn

Nah, he's fucking useless when it comes to actual fighting.

Rider class tends to have some sort of absurd NP to counter the lower stats and such, but I'd guess that yes, he'd probably be a bit better as Saber, though he might not have all the NPs he has as Rider.

We can set special summoning condition right? Like the one that make the berserker crazy in Fate/Zero.
Maybe I'd summon him with a rule 63 condition.

ehehehe

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