Let me be with you Sup Forums

Let me be with you Sup Forums.

U uhh u uhh yeah!

Baby baby oooohhhh

Chobits had a pretty sad plot if you think about it. That guy's life wasn't going to improve, he got outmaneuvered by his unexpectedly slick friend and neighbor and is resigning himself to fucking his computer/realdoll. Pretty bleak vision of the future, honestly.

Reminder she is just a robot as confirmed by CLAMP

FUCK YOU NIGGAZ MAI WAIFU IS REAL!

Can't even fuck the doll since her switch is in her pussy.

Best opening of the history

Let me be with Nyuu!

not in my chinese porn magazine

Just plow her an even number of times

Hurry up Japan!

(ooh baby) uh uh uuh uh

So if you fucked her right in the pussy would you not essentially be turning her on and off constantly for 15-30 minutes? Wouldn't that fuck up her programming or something?

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

plot twist:
The switch wasn't in the pussy.

What will you do when you get your Persocom gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animeeeeeee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Illllyyyyaaaaaa

What's the difference if she's on or off while you're injecting her with your source code?

just means she turns on and off again a lot.
also making the switch be in da puss is some real gay ass shit nigga cmon

Name a more pathetic protagonist.

Didn't expect see a thread of this long forgotten show.

At least the OP will never be forgotten.

>pair program in Haskell
BLUE BOARD user

>pair program in haskell
>your program will end up leaking memory anyway
>;_;