31 is a prime number

31 is a prime number.

M a t i n g p r e s s

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Patrician's cake thread?

Morika is a miracle of the universe

Cakes deserve to be happy in love.

lol, just kidding

what game do I need to play to meet cute ex-OL neet cake?

inb4 normalfaggots and blogshit

>that head size
This is drawn by a female I'm willing to bet.

>Mamiko Noto has now been reduced to portraying old hags

It hurts.

Correct

I need more translations!

Life

Tried it already, it is shit. Also p2w.

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Cakes (male) are a forgotten part of our society.

Kaede is still Sup Forums's Queen of cakes.

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They exist. We just call them wizards.

>It's time.
No. No, it can't be!

but 2 isn't a primitive root of it

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>Thought he was lamde and dull
>Gets ass-ravaged when he picks someone else
Typical woman.

Best cake

80% of women have gone on to reproduce historically, while only 40% of men. There's three times as many male cakes.

>three times as many
Sorry, I might be wrong. Some of those just might be fucking dead before they reach 31.

>tfw reaching cakehood in two years
T-there's still time right, bros?

>tfw Kyoanus make some top tier cake in Violet meme just to be background character.
Why the fuck Kyoanus dont make a Cake/MILF focused show isntead of muh netflix shit.

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Warning that cakes are not wife material.
Assuming you start dating at 31, you’ll probably impregnate them by 35, which poses a serious risk for the health of the baby.

>serious risk
Bullshit, my mom was 45 when I was born and I'm only slightly retarded.

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I wasn't complaining.

Waifu material.
Nomi Joshi anime when?

I wish I had a woman like MoriMori in my life

They're not as nice as you think.
They're like even worse cats.

user...

Is this a cake bread?

friendly reminder marriage was invented by women as a legal way to keep men shackled down after they get old and busted

don't fall for it, bros

Here comes the blogposting faggotry. Take it to

Yup

2018 is gonna be a good year
Takunomi
Persona 5 has lots of good cakes
Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashii has good OLs

am I missing anything else?

the report funtion still works ya know

>cats
I love those.

>cuts her hair
Literally worst girl.

sauce

I hope you all are caught up.

Yes, but do refresh your memory on what "cake" means.

That's just beautiful. Well deserved.

It's not porn and the kid looks like a girl if you can get past that. Search artist in pic.

>Tfw P5 anime will just focus on the young girls

>Tfw P5 anime will just focus on Makoto
Feels bad man.

>impregnating
fucking normalfags I swear

I want to push my face into her cake ass.

she screams externally later, right?

So are 7 and 101.

She gives a composed response then phones her friends who all encouraged her to give him another chance since he still had a crush on her. Obviously, that wasn't the case at all so they drown themselves in alcohol to numb the pain.

>she screams externally while drinking

Aye, pretty much.

>37 year old woman

Jesus christ, cakes are going too far.

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>dude is dull
>becomes nice
>hurr serves her right
You aren't dull, are you user?

They would look like a petty weenie for reporting that post, though. Plus, there's the whole 'teach a man to fish' thing.

>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a hard day at school
>you will never share the meal you made
>you will never crack open some beer and listen to her unload about her day
>you will never laugh at her latest 'stupid Yui' jokes
>you will never decide to go out, even though it's a weeknight
>you will never watch her squeeze into her old punk rock outfits
>you will never take her to a concert
>you will never watch her headbang with abandon in the front row
>you will never walk home with her as she gushes about the band
>you will never make sloppy drunken love
>you will never cuddle and hold hands after sex
>you will never listen to her confide her fears about getting older
>you will never fall asleep with Sawa-chan in your arms
>you will never wake up the next morning to see Sawa-chan scurrying out the door because she's late for class.... again

Nice. I'm 31 too. I hope the women in anime grow old with me. ;_;

wrong
fag

Create a family with!

Is she a cake?

Saori Hayami is a straight up improvement over the old obsolete model, though.

> 30-something yo women more successful than you IRL
>cake

how can prime numbers be real if the only relevant numbers are real numbers, factors are such a silly concept

>no spin-off about the Chad of the series

How cheeky.

>well deserved
you must have strong legs with leaps of logic like that.

Your bakery clerk for the evening. She'll even give you a button from her shirt.

How can someone so plain be so alluring?

>plain
Says you.

Please avoid sweaty cakes, they aren't attractive at all.