Is it normal to have romantic feelings for Hazuki? She's the most feminine girl of Winter 2018, extremely passionate, very introspective and deep, and is a pure girl with a heart of gold. This goes beyond the attraction I feel for most anime girls. Throughout episode 2, I just had the overwhelming desire to confess my feelings for her and ask her to be my girlfriend. If she was real, she might be my soulmate.
Märchen Mädchen
Lucas Adams
Samuel Garcia
She thinks you're creepy
Anthony Walker
Go for it user, ask her out
Logan Martin
But says she thinks I'm creepy?!
Logan Torres
He just wants to get to her before you, now hurry before he does
Jonathan Diaz
She really looks like a little girl who you can easily take advantage of.
Grayson Martin
>lesbian dork with no friends reads books and magic
This show is dumb.
Chase Baker
There's no hope for you if you can't be her onee-sama.
Ayden Hernandez
Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.
Anthony Turner
Um fair zu sein, müssen Sie einen sehr hohen IQ haben, um Rick und Morty zu verstehen. Der Humor ist extrem subtil, und ohne einen festen Griff der theoretischen Physik werden die meisten Witze über den typischen Kopf eines Betrachters gehen.
Es gibt auch Ricks nihilistische Sichtweise, die geschickt in seine Charakterisierung eingewoben ist - seine persönliche Philosophie z. B. bezieht sich stark auf Narodnaya Volya-Literatur. Die Fans verstehen das Zeug; Sie haben die intellektuelle Fähigkeit, die Tiefen dieser Witze wirklich zu schätzen, um zu erkennen, dass sie nicht nur lustig sind - sie sagen etwas tiefes über LIFE. Leute, die Rick & Morty nicht wirklich mögen, sind wirklich Idioten - natürlich würden sie beispielsweise den Humor in Ricks existentiellem Schlagwort "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub", das selbst ein kryptischer Hinweis auf Turgenevs russische Epen Fathers and Sons . Ich grinse gerade, wenn ich mir gerade vorstelle, dass einer dieser addleren Schläfer sich verwirrt an den Kopf kratzt, während Dan Harmons genialer Witz sich auf ihren Fernsehbildschirmen entfaltet. Was für Narren ... wie ich sie bemitleide.
Und ja, übrigens habe ich ein Rick und Morty Tattoo. Und nein, du kannst es nicht sehen. Es ist nur für die Augen der Damen - und selbst dann müssen sie zeigen, dass sie im Voraus innerhalb von 5 IQ-Punkten (vorzugsweise niedriger) sind. Nothin Personal Kind
Jose White
I wish she was 14.
Cameron Hill
That 2ch thread yesterday implied this show was S-tier for nips. How is it so far?
Michael Wood
>Is it normal to have romantic feelings for Hazuki?
Of course, she's precious.
Do remember she's gay, though.
Brandon Bailey
It's okay, mostly watching because the MC is a top tier cutie. I wish they didn't rank it that high because it's already attracted shitposters to the threads.
Noah Lopez
My 8 inch dick will change that.
Brandon Evans
...
Ayden Evans
Marchen Madchen has The. Worst. OP of the year. Literally scenes from episodes 1 and 2, they couldn't be lazier
Isaiah Jones
Too bad because she's already my girlfriend.
Jack James
Whoa, hey, that's her friendzoning . She hasn't turned down me, the OP.
James Rogers
Meh so far.Cute designs though.
Brandon Lee
USA USA USA
Cooper Allen
>USA shows up with a submachine gun to murder lesbian Japanese Cinderella
This show is dumb.
James Murphy
Wouldn't be unheard of for it to not be finished yet
Brandon Ramirez
I hate Hazuki so much.
Jason Jenkins
How can anyone hate this face?
Christian Rivera
...
Leo Roberts
I want a taste of freedom.
Zachary Richardson
Easily. I would be all too happy to beat that face to a bloody fucking pulp.
Look, user. Even she realizes she's a shitty fucking person. I haven't seen a girl be this much of a toxic drama whore since Hanabi from Kuzu.
Julian Rivera
Am I doing it right?
Zachary Cruz
Do we actually like this show or all we all just watching it ironically?
Wyatt Sanchez
I love Hazuki I just want to feed her burgers and be her friend.
Jordan Fisher
But that's a PDW.
Jeremiah Cooper
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The reddit club is two blocks down.
Eli Gomez
Pick one and only one.
Owen Wood
Your soulmate is a gay slut.
Mahoutsukai no Yome is worst, not only are they using old clips from the show the song is also shit.
Grayson Clark
Fuck off. This way of thinking is so played out.
Xavier Nelson
Hazuki.
Jose Ross
Hazuki.
Gabriel Young
Hazuki.
Cooper Scott
Hazuki.
Brody Stewart
Hazuki.
Joseph Morris
Hazuki.
James Collins
Hazuki
Jose Walker
Hazuki
Robert Lopez
Hazuki.
Ethan Williams
Hazuki.
Connor Watson
Hazuki.
Lucas Mitchell
Include me in the screencap
Ethan Thomas
Hazuki.
Austin Jackson
Hazuki.
This is the flaw of having only one (overwhelmingly) good character, huh?
Christopher Johnson
Slow your horses, we've barely even met the rest of the cast.
Jaxson Perez
We've literally not even met the other characters.
Once we do, we'll realize Hazuki is old and busted.
Adrian Gray
The blue girl
Mason Butler
Are you new to anime? Shows airing without finished OPs or EDs is nothing new at all, maybe they'll be done with it within the next two episodes.
Christopher Ortiz
She's a sweetheart and she spent a good portion of the first episode naked and a good portion of the second episode in bloomers. Also only a fraction of the cast has been introduced. It's pretty natural Hazuki is the girl of choice right now.
Aaron Foster
What exactly is the purpose of this small girl?
Benjamin Nelson
But she's flatchested.
Jacob Reyes
She's got a little bit to work with.
Landon Reed
Her cheeks look very soft.
Christopher Ortiz
I'll leave it to your imagination.
Isaiah Rogers
She's got a nice modest chest
Ethan Hill
Describe their relationship.
Easton Nguyen
To be the girl nobody likes.
Not even close.
Ian Sanders
Google it.
Sebastian Hill
"Friends".
Benjamin Morgan
Being hot.
David Perry
What's she going to do with that?
Oliver Rivera
>elementary school girl
>hot
No.
Josiah Scott
Wow gay.
Josiah Murphy
You're saying she has big boobs? Wow, Hazuki cucks are delusional.
Adam Davis
>elementary school girls
>not hot
Kayden Evans
>purposefully keeps her tie loose so some girl will fix it for her
What a dork.
Thomas Roberts
You don't have to have big boobs to not be flat-chested.
>cucks
Oh you're one of those. Never mind me then.
Gabriel Barnes
Kotoha is a rare exception.
Elijah Hernandez
Ingenious
Dominic Ross
Would she let a boy fix it for her?
Jack Walker
Whatever happened to that other magical girl thing Kantoku did the designs for?
Bentley Peterson
She doesn't like you
Robert Gonzalez
>boys
>knowing how to fix a tie
Thats an onee-san's job.
Juan Lopez
Only if the boy knows magic otherwise get lost loser
Justin Green
It's an apt word. Do you seriously think Hazuki, of all people, would be faithful and never cheat on you? Dream on. She doesn't care about morals, she just wants to have fun and make up for her lonely, friendless years by becoming romantically involved with all her friends. She's not a bitch or anything, but she IS a girl who wants to share her love and passion with as many people as possible.
Michael Powell
If that pic is supposed to support what you're saying, then I'm afraid you misread that monologue quite badly.
Samuel Ross
This show is cute and fun so far.
John Russell
'Zuki-chan!
Jacob Smith
I didn't misread it, it's just an ironic echo. "I'm not a harem protagonist with no friends but many lovers... yet. Just wait a few episodes."
Ethan Gutierrez
...
Nicholas Taylor
I loved Matoi so much. Fall 2016 in general was a god-tier season.
Benjamin Garcia
...
Luis Gray
Can they show those on TV?
Thomas Hall
Her armpit?
Elijah Stewart
So does this show have anything to do with Germany or German things or is it just retarded lesbians?
John Wright
Would you like it if it was German?
Caleb Carter
>loose bow tie
I want to strangle her with it.
Cooper King
Where are you looking?
Chase Carter
How is that not German?
Thomas Rivera
Yeah, and if it wasn't lesbians
Mason Barnes
What's german about lesbians?
Liam Reyes
Me
Josiah Richardson
What?! Why??!!
How could anyone hate Hazuki???!!!
Jason Parker
She made me look