JoJo

What do you think makes JoJo so great?

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Gappy makes me happy

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>inb4 Gappy makes me Happy
>inb4 Joshu makes ME Happy
>inb4 hair.webm and hairwindow.webm
>inb4 your mom

Araki

Nothing.

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Well fuck

Valentine

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Joshuu makes ME happy

Raping Jotaro is no easy task, but it is everyone's duty to follow suit and do it for justice.

Impostors! Where are the real shitposters?
You could at least try to pretend you're them.

Doppio gets me Uppio

Who's gonna make the thread simulator?

your mom makes JoJo so great

based hairwindow impostor

Reading Jojo inspired me to write a character with a weird and frankly weak-sounding superpower, but trying to write him made me realize why most of the weird powers are used for one-off villains

In my case I could only come up with a few, mostly circumstantial uses before every new use of the power needed a chemistry lesson, and so much of it required me to 『tell』 rather than 『show』

dey wonta have te make de apperance ere in dis thread if dese shitposts 'ave alrdy been postin'

You mean King Nothing

It's bizarre narrative.

I want to FUCK Silver Chariot and then cuddle him

its fan artwork

Jojo

I LOVE GIO

He's pretty lovable isn't he?

How's this for a stand power

>user can reshape his flesh into replicas of things he's eaten
>as a secondary power he learns he can also eat anything

Is there no chapter this month?

So hes limited by the amount of flesh he has? Also how does that affect his vital processes? Is there a limit on complexity?

Gotta think these things OUT, user

no chapter, break until next month

>Joseph probably traveled to japan a lot for business given that he's a household name there
>he must have taken Suzie Q and Holy along with him on a few trips when he wasn't sneaking around to fuck Tomoko
>That's when Holy met Sadao Kujo
I never realized JoJo had such deep lore

Hey guys I have questions for you.
Should I buy a Squier JMJM or a classic player jazzmaster?
I really want a jazzmaster and I can buy the JMJM next week but I would have to wait a month for the fender.
Posted this in the other thread sorry.

>yes, but he can also use any food he's currently digesting
>it depends on what part he's altering and what he's turning it into
>no complexity limit, but altering his vital organs is a risk he avoids taking

XFarts is right for once guys!
youtube.com/watch?v=3IN8gSuxSwc

Okay okay but how about this
>close range power type, but relatively weak by itself
>user's stand controls a black hole
>can absorb all manners of matter and energy
>infinite gravity shenanigans
>but it ONLY works through direct contact and if the victim's inanimate/lifeless
>Requiem makes it into a white hole and it can bring anything into reality at the cost of extreme focus

>whole paragraph of pseudo-intelligent jargon when he could've just skipped to "JoJo is gay"

>watching xforts
Die

im going to rape narancia

>tfw no JoJo will ever top Jolyne

You misspelled Josuke.

sexist much??

Is it just me or is the JoJo dub one of the few anime dubs that sound tolerable?

God I love Narancia so MUCH!
He just said he supports my decision to buy a Squier J Mascis JM next week.
He 's even going to guitar center with me to buy it.
I love him so much I'm glad we can go on a date next week.

stand back brainlets

I'm going to rape Narancia in front of you, and both of you will enjoy it.

the fact that they showed best boy Buccellati literally going to heaven. he deserved nothing short it.

short of it*

Buccellati deserved to die.

Narancia and Abbacchio went to heaven too, but Narancia wasn't shown and Abbacchio had to take the bus instead of getting escorted by cherubs.

he was too pure for this world

I LOVE BRUNO

the manliness, of course

Narancia is so cute I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
We're cuddling now!

Is Buccellati the least controversial character in the series? Aside from shitposters I legitimately don't think I've seen anyone claim to dislike him.

shut the fuck up holy shit. narancia fucking hates you

the j mascis is better than the bottom barrel mexican fenders imo

No he doesn't fucker he loves me!

Narancia told me your cock is laughably small and he can't take you seriously. He's just in it for the money.

Nigga I am broke you dipshit
I'm a beaachbum guitarist like Kurt Cobain before he got famous.
Narancia supports me through his mafia money and his love.

He likes being a sugar daddy, you piece of shit, break up with him because I love him more than you.

uhm no

Prove it.

no

Then I really do love him more than you.

No you don't fucker Narancia only loves me and I love him and Yui Hirasawa

>having two wives
Pathetic.

Oh, that's so sweet. Naranciafag, what do you think of my husband Terence?

He's a weird guy but if you love him I'm happy for you.

The passion Araki has for it, and how it doesn't pull any punches.

im naranciafag and your husband is fucking stupid

Thanks. I'm happy for you too, Naranciafag.

Yeah sure, bully.

I want to know the name of the gay porno this is parodying.

Kira Yoshikage (sailor boi)

I'd say yes. there has to be something fundamentally wrong with you to not be able to appreciate the ultimate cinnamon bun that is Best Bro Bruno Buccelati.

>Naranciafag gets banned again

Is Polnareff a siscon?

I love the part where I get to wrap my head around how King Crimson works, even though I still don't get it.

>cinnamon bun

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It’s not the complicated.

so do we up the dog kill count or iwasuke and tsurugi alive

also I take it the guy tricked joubin?

what? don't like em?

Don't worry my friend
Though I may leave, get banned or even die my legacy will go on.
Things change for better and for worst.
The only thing to do is to make the most of it and to be content.
In a way it matters not who takes my place or what happens to me.
Just remember I love you all as much as Narancia loves me.
I may have to leave soon.
In case you see this after I leave
Ciao.

Goodbye Naranciafag. I'll miss you. Please come back soon.

We don’t know yet.
We don’t know yet.
It was a cliffhanger ending. I doubt Tsurugi’s dead but it could go either way for Iwasuke. And Poor Tom could be tricking Jobin or it could be an honest mistake. Tsurugi possibly lied about not going into the orchard so he wouldn’t get in trouble, which means Ozone Baby, presumably being an automatic Stand, has targeted him without Tom knowing. He did tell Jobin not to let any of his family members near the orchard so either Jobin did a shit job or Tsurugi was being really sneaky. If it IS on purpose then it’s kind of a convoluted set up to eliminate the Higashikatas presumably for knowing about the new Rokakaka’s existence, though not entirely far fetched. Maybe it’s both? Perhaps the new Rock Human group do want Jobin on their side but attacking Tsurugi is their way of testing his conviction like how Rai tested Josuke by telling him to prioritise Yasuho beneath himself. We’ll have to wait a month to find out.

where is this from?

what confused me is that joubin also got nosebleed

Yeah, that’s a factor too. If Tom was telling the truth and only people who enter the orchard are targeted then perhaps it operates in the area immediately around Tsurugi as well? Or it could all be a ruse and it’s been targeting Jobin ever since he buried the house. The house might have been a red herring too, it’s possible that it has absolutely nothing to do with Ozone Baby and Tom just wanted Jobin distracted for a couple of minutes while he infiltrated the house some other way. Maybe the Lego house is actually a Rock Animal?

Because it's pressure based. Hence the can collapsing in on itself.
>And Poor Tom could be tricking Jobin
There's no benefit in this. Jobin is the rock human's "Bridge". He's the only one who knows and sympathises with the Rock Humans, as well as having an access to where the Branch is. Tricking or betraying Jobin means RH are then entirely cut off from the estate and would be down to a full frontal assault.
>Tsurugi was being really sneaky
Which is odd because while Tsurugi probably knew Yotsuyu through Jobin, I don't remember him being fully around for the I Am A Rock fight. Unless Norisuke told him what happened, Tsurugi wouldn't be able to know Yotsuyu as a "bad guy"
>convoluted set up to eliminate the Higashikatas presumably for knowing about the new Rokakaka’s existence
Poor Tom said it straight: Urban is dead, which means Gappy and the Plant Appraiser is on the movie. PT knows Rai can get the branch, the family doesn't matter at this point, Rai does. Even Urban hinted at this with his order. It wasn't about power levels, but the knowledge.

I'm reposting my theory:
>Hairclip drugged Yasuho and made her hallucinate their fear (her Dad leaving)
>Rai mentions about being possessed because of Hairclip and that it might be relevant
>Yasuho gone to investigate Hairclip during this fight
>Ozone baby is taking the form of Jobin's biggest fears
>Being found out and harm coming to his family
>OB looks like Jobin and Speed King, it's reflecting SK's hidden power with the pressure
>OB works by possessing people with/via their fears,
We've also had Highway Star (Blue Hawaii) Super Fly (Rai's place) and now this would make OB the Part 8 Enigma. Relating to the fear theory.

I could swear it's from one of Babylon Stage's pornos but I'm not sure. I think I've seen a Touhou parody too.

I mean if it was supposed to be affecting the orchard only, how come the people who are in the house are also affected

Both Jobin and Tsurugi were in the orchard while he buried the Lego White House, so they were both in range. It’s possible that the ability doesn’t stop once you leave the orchard; that’s the activation range but the effective range is greater.

It's probably the single most creative and unique work of fiction ever. I'm not exaggerating. Jojo's like naturally made gold encrusted diamond. I could be wrong. Show me something more unique, fun and creative than Jojo.

I can't prove you wrong because you're right.

So like that one guy from Boku no Hero. Sundown or something.

I always thought they were already inside the house what with the supplies and stuff.

I'd argue it didn't hit its creative stride until halfway to part 4.

PT says two things:
>Entire estate orchard
If you look at the maps of the estate, most of the orchard wraps around the house. Even if Jobin buries it far away, it'd still clip some of the houses if it's meant to cover the entire place. They are caught in the garage too which is further out.
Secondly
>Anywhere on the estate
>Turn off cameras
Jobin's a dunce if he didn't think it was going to not clip the house.
The original theory with OB, and why Jobin had to bury it was that it affected those of your blood line. So if Jobin buried it, his family wouldn't be affected but Rai and Gappy would be. But I doubt that now

Yeah Part 3 is where is made a name for itself. Part 4 is when it really defined itself. Part 6 was peak bizarre.

They are in the house, but I mean when Jobin actually buried the thing. They were outside then.

so basically what joubin should have done is that he should have made the family leave for a while as he buries it, then run away until the stand is activated?