GuP/Girls Und Panzer

Who is the best tank and why is it the Sherman?

Has the BD of the new film come out yet?

Best tank is the big fat Churchill with Darjeeling in it

March

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Any tank that Marie puts her fat butt

Is this really an acceptable body for the elegant senshado practitioner?

>There will never be a school with a Destroyer Doctrine team, crewed by delinquent yankee girls driving fast in Hellcats, Wolverines, and Jacksons like they were a motorcycle gang...

It hurts.

If Saori can, then there's not problem

How is that supposed to be 180 lbs again?

Naomi's Firefly isn't actually considered American? I know its a British design but did the contemporary Burgers see it as British too?

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More like 50 kilos, still fat

I must have missed the memo, Marie is somehow 180lbs?

Someone in one of the last threads said she was around 80 kilos, although this user is saying she is more like 50 kgs which sounds more reasonable.

80kg is ridiculous for Marie. She's short and just a bit round. I'm not even 80kg.

Its a little funny to see metric is so foreign to you lot

Is a joke, but she sure looks fatter than other girls with her same height, those cakes don't come without guilt

Look at the size difference with her thighs

LOOK AT THEM

Is it canon that Marie's a bit of a fatty or is that just fans making fun of her?

Well, oficially as how you take this

>Finale is going to be subbed before the Anzio episode of Tank Corner

She's really sexy for a fatty

Sherman is only good for summer parties, grilling to real American ribs with it.

Fatty in the right places

Looking up Marie's skirt is a privilege!

For the free people

Marie looks upper class and snooty enough to be BC, but she's actually from Freedom?

She sure looks from BC, but i haven't hear anything official

why the american girls so fire bruhhh

I want to pound this snooty smug Frenchie in a mating press

After I'm done I'll wipe my cock clean on her forehead

Patriotism and not giving a fuck.

There's just something about them

>Not finishing in her forehead

You are doing wrong user

Marie is the cutest

I think its more degrading and sexualising to literally wipe your dirty cock clean on the part of her body she likes to display the most

Stop that, forehead from cute girls are not for that

Stop with the lewds

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But i need more Marie lewds

I want to frost her cinnamon bun

Are you going to do nothing for the next 2 months, but lewd the guppies?

Translation when?

I certainly got one in mind

But is the usual thing since some time

Yeah, shitty daily generals.

Well i'm trying to stop that

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I see you are a man of culture as well

They've honestly been pretty fresh from what I've seen. Although, I might just not have been here long enough to notice the content repeating itself considering I only got around to watching GuP last month

They've been better since the new film came out.

Marieposting is good

I see that you have good taste

Erika is the worst thing to ever happen to GuP.

Explain why

user...

Objectively incorrect

Miho's sexy nubile body is the best thing to ever happen to GuP

>user...
I'm waiting
>Miho's sexy nubile body is the best thing to ever happen to GuP
Crazy miho is better

/this

Shit personality, shit looks, shit voice.
All she deserves is rape.

You're damn right.

>More like 50 kilos, still fat
50kg is the cutoff point for 2D anime girls. This is some kind of strange threshold for anime and even videogame fans in Japan. This is why the entire cast of DoA each don't weigh more than 50kg at most, when it is impossible to have boobs that size for that weight.

It is just a number, and it's not like the weight really shows on a 2D girl. But the facts are that the Japanese really get cruel and make fate jokes when a 2D girl was stated to have weight that crossed the 50kg threshold.

An example is Filia of Skullgirls, who is mercilessly mocked online for weighting 68 kg. This is also why many fighting game females don't have stated weights. Chun-Li of Streetfighter for example, HAD to be relatively heavy to have monster thighs. And that's why her weight is officially a secret.

>fat jokes

>5 ton
FTFY

If you are gonna say Erika is shit , you are gonna have to explain to me better then that

Fighting game weights are fucking retarded in general.
Zangief should be at least 400 lbs.

Filia's BMI is 25.7 which is only slightly overweight. Poor Filia

Nonsense. Erika is best punching bag for GuP.

Why is Panzer III so cute?

>Why is Panzer III so cute?
Is not

I wish Erika was my punching bag. Let's see how haughty she is when she's all bruised.

Rude

For this point onwards, you may only post girls that weight less than 50kg

So, no more Saori?

Don't bully my wife

Can someone explain these to me?

Marie should have be a genius character, but she become a fat joke

And Nona, Piyotan, Oreo, or Murakami

No girls with stupid hair should be allowed either, especially not Yukari, Erwin or the dumb pasta bitch.

Pretty sure those are tanks from World of Tanks or War Thunder. Never played either

I want to lick her in her precious places

Do not insult my wife

Marie is considerable schemer.

So that brain is probably extra 50 kg.

That explain the forehead, a trait for the intelligent

Sodoko is slave.

I want to eat her cake

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Such is the fate of Darjeeling and all her variant.

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Let's bully this loser.

That's the price for being better than Miho

Mont Blanc Cake

Darjeeling is neither fat nor a joke

>nor a joke

>pickle
S-should I say it?

Rare costume.

So brown

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Not Kilimanjaro! She's mostly just ignored.