Saber sure does eat a whole lot of food. Do you think servants ever gain weight?

Saber sure does eat a whole lot of food. Do you think servants ever gain weight?

In all the right places.

>Vanilla Saber eating fast food
ONE JOB. Saber fucking hates fast food unless she's in Alter form

If you read Fate/HA then you would know the answer already.

I'm not plowing through several dozen hours of fanfic for some obscure answer.

That's not strictly true.

fatty fat

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>no square pupils
Your snake appears to be defect.

Oh no, whatever shall I do?

No more food for you!

Why is Rider so rude?

>not wanting to fish with Lancer and go to the pool with friends for 50+ hours
You have shit taste senpai

Seiba Orta

Oh no it looks like sabers gained a bit too much weight!

Dammit, I told her she shouldn't have taken that trip to Mexico!

that top makes her look fat

jesus christ fate is so fucking stupid how does anyone take it's "lore" seriously

>She can detect my snake, if you know what I mean.
No, explain further.

hang on, put the glasses on first, that's dangerous

A good servant gains weight for her master.

We don't. The creators certainly don't either.

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As far as creators go the problem is that sometimes they do and sometimes they don't. The tone is all over the fucking place and as a result we get these edgy stories that we're supposed to take seriously even though this is the same universe where the main character's tits get bigger from eating.

A little extra eggplant goes a long way toward a healthy lifestyle.

>even though this is the same universe where the main character's tits get bigger from eating.
What strange lands do you hail from where this is not the case?

eggplant is shit

I want to feed Tamamo spaghetti!

But Tamamo is evil

Saber eating food is so cute :3

Don't trigger the virgin.
The only girl he ever seen naked in real life is his mom and that is three decades ago.

i agree!

What's the problem with having silly slice of life moments and also serious moments, real life also works like that

Evil is sexy (and cute)! I want to marry evil!

Saber uses lots of energy hunting her prey in the savannah!

Because the hacks writing fate will bend over backwards trying to fit all this bullshit into a serious narrative and it just ends up being retarded. It's this long convoluted lore that has this silly bullshit (which is fucking trash as silly slice of life) that they end up incorporating into the serious stories so that they don't have to break continuity.

>sakura having larger breasts than Rin is 'lore' and requires 'bending over backwards' to fit in
explain further

wow, what a fag

gay post

Servants don't gain waits. They're literally the most perfect of existences.

imagine being this wrong

Mmmm yes that's it Saber...step stuffing your face...

kek