ITT: Anime tropes you FUCKING HATE!!!

>SoL anime
>first scene is mc waking up and realising she is late for school

I don't mind the toast trope because toast is the bread and butter of a balanced anime diet

"Nandemonai"

>character freaking the fuck out
>friend walks up to them and scene goes completely silent
>*SLAP*
>changes angles and starts panning out while the sound of the slap echos
>slapper friend starts lecturing them while the character holds their cheek in shock
every dramatic scene in anime

>oh, you can do the thing
>>what? what's the thing? I don't understand
>don't play dumb with me
>you better do the thing if you don't want to die

>reason for falling in love is a goddamn eraser

>MC does not lift a finger to stop females from abusing him
Who does this appeal to?

>anime has tropes at all
stopped watching there

>MC is a virgin
>MC is a high school student

>MC is a black haired short beta who somehow gets the girl(s) and super powers while still being a whiny faggot
Everytime. Every season. Multiple shows.

Basically this but that the mc doesn't actively try to get a girl but every girl is somehow magnetically attracted to his penis.

...

>harem anime
>first scene is MC being woken up by a girl on top of him
>she may be his sister or a childhood friend, 50/50 chance

>shot pans up to the sky as everyone goes EEEEEEH?

>parents are conveniently on a business trip overseas

>so it's come to this huh?
>i guess i'll have to use THAT

>beta MC with girly voice
>accidently walks into the tsunshit girl getting dressed
>get kicked in the face
Can't Japs find any other form of comedy, its literally in all RomCom anime.

ive gotta say darling in the franxx has an awesome concept and animation, and given the record of the studios i still have really high hopes, but man alive i was so fucking let down when i saw the mc is literally just light novel guy. no addendums, no "light novel guy but x slight twist on it" literally just pure straight up and down vanilla light novel protagonist. they couldn't have made him more generic if they'd tried

>protagonist is super strong
>still lets girls walk all over him and beat the shit out of him
Is it so much to ask for a powerful mc to smack around some bitches every now and then?

Japs seem to find psychotic women endearing. I blame it on the effects of long term radiation exposure.

>MC is in unfamilar situation and asks what's going on
>Gets vague half answers that tell you nothing
Its the absolute dumbest way to try to force suspense

>misunderstandings
>girl has no personality beyond being fapbait
>no female characters are allowed any love interests aside from the MC
>MC is generally a dense, spineless faggot with no justification.
>the plainest girl wins the MC bowl
>*stomach growls* Eheheheh...

>anime

>always a beach/pool episode
>"lets go pick out swimsuits"
>"how does this look on me protagonist-kun"
>always one character with small breasts giving a distraught look at the girls with larger breasts in swimsuits

Oh nice it's other people can't enjoy things thread

But breast envy is great.

>character can't stay calm through even a SLIGHTLY out of the ordinary situation

Sometimes I wonder how guys would react if penis envy scenes were common in anime

Now now, its easier to taste the bitter when you have been dulled by all the sweet.

>misunderstandings
Lazy lazy writing we can all get behind hating.

>all love is unrequited
Only because I don't like that kind of sad

>I can't love you to protect you
Fuckin, come on already!

I'd laugh at it. I'm not insecure about my dick size.

>"You know, that girl is..."
>"Don't you dare say it!"

Drives me up a fucking wall for the same reason. It's not intriguing, it's annoying.

>!!!
Kuso thread.

It'd be as annoying as it is in american media