Hey kid, show me your cock

>hey kid, show me your cock.
What do?

Id show her my cock

You're in class, idiot

Show her my dick on the condition that she sucks me off

And?

>he can't whip out his cock in class without anyone noticing
Have you learned nothing from h-manga?

I'd rather see her cock instead.

I'd tell her that I don't have a poultry farm.

I guess it can't be helped.

y-you too

Id just sit in my chair and let her reach in and pull it out if she wants to see it so bad

>I'm sorry I called you a kid... little baby.

>This little baby is gonna keep you up all night long and you'll be too sore to go to work tomorrow

ok

immediately report this incident to the teacher

fuck off slut.

>Takagi with tits
Get off my board

You're not going to show me?

How is this sexy at all? Is she retarded?

I already did bitch are you retarded?

...

This whore has lots of doujin potential.

What a fucking slut.

Begin to grin slowly. Start chuckling. Then laughing. Then outright roaring with laughter, I slowly draw it out.
The rubber chicken I've been carrying in my school bag for 7 years straight, in anticipation of this moment, has finally paid off. Today, I am a king.

>y-you first

she needs the Seki-kun treatment

Nice sized dick

Do her parents hate her or why would they ever humiliate their child with a stupid haircut like that? Maybe if her 5head wasn't as big as a football field it wouldn't be so bad but this is hilarious.

Some dude actually pulled out his dick in the middle of the class once and showed it to me. No idea what the fuck he was thinking.

I really miss Seki-kun.

AOTS, clearly

Well, he wanted to see how his compared to yours, I guess?

kek same. It was during technical drawing class and the lad used the set square to measure his dick.

I hate women so much

Only after you show me yours

Obviously he's thinking of her tugging on his foreskin like that.

Some kid in the 7th grade jerked off in class at the same table I was at. I just pretended to not notice. He came in a piece of paper and shoved it in a filing cabinet.

This is my coq. There are many like it, but this one's mine.

It's not worth looking at if it's down. You'll have to show me your underwear to get it up.

Are you a gril

Wonder why that 11yo is referring to me as "kid" and wonder where the FBI agents are hiding.

>go behind school
>show dick
>get laughed at
>cry

why tf is the desk so tall

So the talentless hack of an "artist" could have an easier time drawing under it.

Except that’s a real doujin where that image came from

this happened to me except it was my cousin and it was Thanksgiving behind her house
she ended up getting blacked(tm) and the baby daddy ran off, so nothing of value was lost. bitch deserved it

Tell on her for bullying me

You still got a small dick though

...

You're about to get a small dick too.

Show me an entertaining show first

>the teacher notices fat ass middle aged user showing his dick to a middle schooler
>user is now a registered sex offender and everyone around him is embarrassed

How is it possible to be so shit at philosophy?

But I don't want to be bullied for having a one and a half inch dick.

I said show me your undies bitch.