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What if JoJo, but without Polnareff suffering?

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Pol makes my dick tall

What if /jojo/, but without shitposters?

Gappy makes me happy

Joshuu makes ME happy

That's like saying "what if the world was a better place with better people?". It will never happen, so it's not worth thinking about.

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Just wait until mods finally ban Jojo threads and we're only allowed to have one thread per month with every new chapter.

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how about i ban your mom instead

well you wouldn't have a story

he got a weird amount of focus in stardust crusaders

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Reminder that this is a STRONGLY ANTI-FUNNY VALENTINE thread.

What about jojo but without dropped plot lines?

What if JoJo but there are no JoJos

What about jojo but without plotholes?

So regular JoJo then?

Someone should make a video about this.
Something like "the entire Phantom Blood anime but without Jonathan"

Friendly reminder that Valentine is the best written villain and there's nothing jealousfags can do to stop it

What if JoJo but without the bizarre adventure?

Hey guys, I watched Stardust Crusaders a year ago and so and totally loved it.

Looking for something similar, with companions, adventure and cool poses. Should I go with Stone Ocean? Diamond is unbreakable? or others?

Recommendations please

*blocks your path*

Literally Holly's daily life

Then the only part that could even exist would be DiU. I mean, remove all the supernatural shit and you still have a story about a serial killer and how a bunch of high schoolers stop him.

don't watch steel ball run

DiU is truly the lamest part.

The next path to go to is DiU (I recommend reading the manga instead), then Vento Aureo, then Stone Ocean, then Steel Ball Run, and then JoJolion.
Don't skip any parts.

What if JoJo but we all get to rape Jotaro?

Your mom is the lamest part.

May I redirect you to this post

>yesteday i watched Cream's fight again
>tfw Polnareff curses Iggy for using his stand
>tfw Polnareff feels the sand of The Fool fall with him, an empty husk of a stand, a lifeless body
>tfw Polnareff, a dickish guy full of pride, watches how his friends save him twice dying in the act

Polnareff has bad luck with his relationships guys...

Even to this day, that fight is my favourite of all the Jojo parts. Everything about it is perfect. I seriously wonder why Polnareff had better fights than the main character of that part, maybe Araki didn't like Jotaro.

Woud you've liked endings of JoJo parts if they went in that way?:

Part 3:
>DIO doesn't die, but gets his body completely destroyed to the point of no return.
>The only remaining part of him is his head.
>Gets put back in the jar.
>Instead of being killed, he is now imprisoned in the jar inside of aquarium-like cell with some fishes and some "sinked" minituar boat.

Part 4:
>Kira gets beaten to a bloody pulp, but not dead.
>His KQ gets sealed by Heaven's Door and he himself gets imprisoned either in Superfly or some isolated fortress-prison, living in an isolated cell
>Doesn't mind at the beginning and gets comfortable with that....until his urges kicks in.
>an asocial introvert who desires to live the life of a plant now desires to get out of this cell as soon as possible and come back to town.
>Cannot escape because his KQ is sealed, so he must live in this cell for the rest of his life while suffering the breakdown from his urges.

Part 5
>Diavolo gets brutally beaten up, but not killed.
>GER sets all of KC abilities and Diavolo's willpower to zero.
>He is now rendered to the state of a vegetable, but with some remaining consciousness.
>Gets the role of a living statue in the mansion of Giorno.
>Since anyone in the criminal world gets to know the real identity of the former boss, he is now a popular "touristic" attraction.
>Anyone who comes to him are allowed to maked fun of him, bully and humiliate him, but are not allowed to kill.

>Part 6
>Pucci simplt gets imprisoned not only for the shit he caused in the prison, but also Police figures out that he is the cause of her sister's deatth.

Part 7:
>Johnny spares Valentine and the President doesn't intend to kill him, though, he plans to do it later
>Soon, the Senat impeaches him because of scandals that appeared soon in the light.
>Scandals about him raping the wife of Stephen Steel and his attempts to kill some americans
>People of America, who voted for him, now hates and despises him.

user, I think you like torture porn too much.

like Araki?

I want to BULLY Diavolo!

Is this a fetish?
Is this a sex thing?

Goddamn now I'm hard

Are you the guy who made the hair.webm animation?

>maybe Araki didn't like Jotaro
I don't see Polnareff anywhere

Because part 3 is PolPol's Bizzare adventure
Like part 4 is GuanglaiKangi's Bizzare adventure
Like part 5 is Buccelatti's Bizzare adventure
Like part 7 is Gyro's Bizzare adventure

>Diavolo second favourite villain
God, Araki had such a bad taste.

your mom had such a bad taste

He was the second best at that point though.
Dio is garbage and nobody remembers Kars.

You forgot Baseball Kid's Bizarre Adventure and Beetleman Bizarre Adventure.

your mom is garbage and nobody remembers her

Araki should make a new Top 10 list, this one is already 18 years old.

Whoa... just like me...

>Whoa... just like me...
People born in the 2000 can already post here, what the fuck is happening. Is this the work of Made in Heaven, is time moving faster than it should? God, I feel old.

Back when I was born, the Stardust Gang was fighting the shit-eating baby.

I'm actually unironically born in April of 1999.

MOOOOOOODDDDSSSS

user, what is 2018 minus 1999?

1999
BIZARRE SUMMER

Holy shit, you're right. I can't believe it hasn't hit me that anyone born in the year 2000 is able to be on this site.

>Dio is garbage

So, am I the only +25 around here?

>he was born in a bizarre summer

But user, there's no summer in april.

There is here.

Are you, dare I say, australian?

I LOVE GIO, who was also born in April!
What day were you born?

No, but close. I'm in Asia, at least.

April 16, coincidentally the same month and day as Giorno.

Fuck, I'm jealous!!!

He is. The only thing he had going for him was his relationship with Jonathan, but even that wasn't super compelling because he was just a dick the entire time. And he spent like half of Phantom Blood doing nothing. Stardust Crusaders recycled the whole "DIO IS ALIVE!!!" shit AGAIN but he was a boring generic fag who spent 90% of the part stroking Jonathan's body instead of being interesting. He never had a single good fight either.

fuck dio and gio

with pleasure

>two years in the making

>167746288
ahahahahah lol

fuck valentine

i want to fuck valentine

Fuck Valentine's wife.

she got fucked alright

fuck diego

Which Diego?
The cool one, or the boring one?

the one that's most fuckable

your mom is the most fuckable

Didn't know my mom was original Diego.

Go home Kakyoin, you're drunk.

not in front of kakfag

Okay guys, serious talking now.
What happened to Doc? As far as I remember, he was still here back in december. I miss him.

You mean jojo before it got popular? I prefer now, at least people knows what is jojo, and the anime is pretty great.

I miss those times.
Back then, the only kind of shitpost we had was DIO related memes: youtube.com/watch?v=nVYpsCCJZyk

>the comments and dislikes
Gold.

The shitposters will always win.

It seems people were always getting offended since the dawn of time.

People can't appreciate art.

What's the least favorite thing about your most favorite part?
What's the most favorite thing about your least favorite part?

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Like if you got the reference :DDD

*credits role*

Why did he summon steamwheeler
Because he's just like Guldo
Credits role

>Part 4
The fact that the second half is mostly filler. At least it got better in the anime version.

>Part 5
Doppio and Diavolo. They deserved to win.

*summan

>wanting Italy to be a wasteland of druggies

I miss the olden da-

Was that comment really posted eight years ago? Because it sounds like something someone would say today. Guess we haven't changed that much, huh.

There's nothing wrong about Italy being a wasteland of druggies. I mean, it actually is and people there doesn't seem to care.

Italy deserves it. The only thing Diavolo did wrong was kill his family.

based hairposter

I love GIO too!