This fucking guy was the shittest fucking servant

This fucking guy was the shittest fucking servant.

>Lost EVERY servant battle he was in
>Paid literally no attention to his master's wishes
>Would rather spend his days drinking and his nights crushing Wavers boi pussi than try and get the grail
>his wish was to be born again, just so he could steal shit that he could literally steal right now
>incapable of thinking strategically, his only plan is zerg rush shit with his massively OP noble phantasm, and then the only time he ever actually uses it against someone competent it gets fucked and he dies like a retard minutes later

More like Fagskander.

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>lost EVERY servant battle he was in
He didnt tho

>Lost EVERY servant battle he was in
Did we watch the same show? He dominated assassin.

Assassin was a bitch,

40 slightly intimidating masked dudes with no powers other than sneaking around =/= servant

>This fucking guy was the shittest fucking servant.
>assassin was a bitch
Contradictory statement is contradicting.

But user, Assassin is useful

Maybe if they survived long enough. Medusa also got fucked by a human. Magically enhanced, sure. But still a human.

Man, assassin isn't even worthy of being called a servant.

Faito Dayo!!!

>got fucked by a human

So did Gilgamesh in UBW, and Gilgamesh is, hands down, the most powerful servant.

A servant none the less. We also have Shakespeare and Astolfo, prior to remembering his NP.
Nursery Rhyme in Extra was also pretty useless, but I think that one changes depending on the host.

True. But medusa isn't and she too never won vs anyone. You can also argue Lancer didn't win against anyone except apart against Kotomine.

Assassin was stronger than humans. Idk why Tohsaka didn't keep a few spare. A plot hole.

>he doesn t know about karna

Gil got beaten by Shirou, who was pretty cool.

Karna got beaten by Seig. Who was a fucking faggot.

Gil wins.

Plus Sieg pretty much were three servants in one show. Siegfried, power from Frankenstein and becoming a dragon.

He won vs Berserker and Assassin.
He also successfully held Caster back.

Sieg + the a++ np of achilles.Karna would have slaughtered sieg on straight one on one.

Actually, 4th war Assassin would be powerful as fuck in the right hand, each of those individual assassins could cover a huge area while undercover, and they could also kill any of the master in the matter of instants.
Too bad Kotomime was give strict orders to throw the fight, if it was Kiritsugu the Assassin master, he would have won the war overnight.

>and his nights crushing Wavers boi pussi

>He won vs Berserker

Wrong.

He ended up craving it so much he tried to summon him again for another go.

he trampled over him with the chariot easily.

Lancelot nearly died when he got run over.

Gil acknowledges that Karna is a worthy opponent, but Gil's still the top servant. The only one that can equal him is Enkidu.

What about tabardface.

Come on now. He's clearly going to job just like every other appearance.

Who was the best king in Fate/zero

>Artoria
>Gilgamesh
>Iskander

Iskander, worst servant of the three, but by far the best king. The scene where he asks Waver if he'll be his vassal, when he's about to die was touching.

Gil thinks everyone is a pleb, and doesn't care about anything other than his own amusement.

Saber is just a fucking retard.

Iskandar had the most legitimate power that is direct conquest rather than just inheritance or the blessing of a watery tart. His speech of kingship and recognition of a king's nature as a tyrant was also correct. He sucked as an administrator, but then again he didn't give a shit about that.

Gilgamesh is a cunt, but ironically he was led the most succesful kingdom after acquiring wisdom, and his adherence to the law of his making is to be respected.

Artoria a shit. Technically she was a top tier administrator, but in the same way a computer would be. Her way of ruling led to direct rebellion and the collapse of the entire place during her lifetime. Ohh but she was just TOO perfect.

Gil only thinks anyone who isn't an Urukian is a pleb. He's Uruk's #1 fanboy.

Nursery Rhyme is actually really overpowered since Tradition Protection Jabberwock, a reality marble that's actually good and other things.

Alexander is overhyped. Ionari Hetaroi isn't bad but gets fucked by anyone with an anti-army NP. His chariot is legitimately really good however since two divine beast bulls. It's actually his better NP.

Gilgamesh.

>strongest
nice try gilfag but that's Solomon

t.Shirou

Servants are jobbers anyway, they're nothing compared to Beasts and Types.

Gilgamesh > all the other servants
This is a fact.

This

but the strongest beast is fueled by a servant's power

Nah it's gil. Sure, if you just look at stats he's average, and in UBW that fucks him over. But it's the crazy power of his Gate, Chain, and Ea that make him a beast and almost impossible to beat if he'd actually take anything serious.

>loses to an autistic teenager
>strongest
keep tellung yourself that

He played with him for like 90% of the fight, because he thought it was amusement. He didn't know that Shirou had used whatever fucking autism-osmosis he did to 'learn' Archers skills, and was just trying to kill time. By the time he realized how much of a threat Captain Autism was, he had already had his arm cut off.

Had he started the fight at 100% he would have killed Shirou instantly.

>But it's the crazy power of his Gate
The only thing he possesses that would be of any use against Solomon(as we know) is Enkidu.
Everything else gets beam spammed.
>Ea
Solomon may not be able to replicate the sheer destructive power of Ea but he can still spam beams of comparable power.

He lost partly because Shirou chopped his arm off (the arm that was reaching for his "I Win" button), and partly because the grail chose just that moment to suck him into oblivion. Had he have just started with the intent to kill Archer-lite, he would have wiped the floor with him,

Would he fare against David's NP tho?

But he was cool???

I never meant to say Alexander is the greatest, but he isn't the worst one.
And I think the nursery rhyme depends on who has it. Considering it was a little child in Extra, it probably didn't manifest into anything great. I've never seen Jabberwock in action.

Or wait, is Jabberwock the giant familiar?

>Gil is a shirtless badass throughout the entirety of Fate Zero
>He dresses like a Slavic fuccboi in F/SN
>Gets dicked by a ginger

>Modeled after a historically gay man
>Literally took over by killing his own father
>Burned Thrace to the ground to unify Greece
>Built a large army because soldiers were offered "war looting"
>Took over a weakened Persia
>Egypt "surrendered" because Greece had things they wanted
>Was almost wrecked by pajeets, but his officers murdered him

The Great

Most Fate 'fans' haven't played Tsukihime, Melty Blood, Fate/stay night, Fate/hollow ataraxia, Fate/Extra CCC or Witch on the Holy Night

>CCC or Witch on the Holy Night
Translate them and I will

he didn't fuck waver

Gil, Solomon and Merlin are pretty much top 3 servants in no particular order. Maybe APEX if he gets wanked hard enough due to EXcalibur

Merlin doesn't even have any feats though.
We just know he's qualified for grand like Solomon.

King Hassan had some pretty good showings though.

>Tsukihime
>2018

He was the coolest DUDE.

While watching Fate/Zero at first, I expected Iskander to start fucking a bunch of women, but they went in such a unique direction with him being a gamer, etc. Was a nice surprise.

Iskander was pretty damn cool.

Enkidu's mats once again affirm that Gil is the sole strongest hero. For like the 7th time, but apparently people still need to be reminded of this, unironically.

Under Gilgamesh's rule and guidance, humanity was the greatest it ever was and ever will be.

>"King of Heroes"
>jobs to a little girl with a wand
Defend this

>jobs
>was nerfed and Illya still had to use two infinite mana wands while turning her nerves into magic circuits
You have a strange definition of jobbing.

Did mankind have the power to destroy the world back then? Not talking Gil himself who's semi-divine.

Solomon and Archer Herc are at least equal to Gil. He's gotta share his throne as #1 now

No changing the goalpost now, user.

Gil would be #1 if he actually tried.

Except he would never try 100% against anyone but Enkidu, it's a character flaw that's a real weakness.

Even 100% Gil would get wrecked anyway by Solomon. Ars whatever the fuck it is > Ea

>Not listing KT

Fucking casual

isnt buddha strongest servant?
He don't even have to listen to anything if he doesn't want to.

>Some autist's Ilya fanfic
>Canon

You guys make me laugh every time

That's a character written by Nasu.

>Would rather spend his days drinking and his nights crushing Wavers boi pussi than try and get the grail

Literally nothing wrong with this. Who needs a shitty corrupt grail when you already have everything you could need in life?

>Archer Herc
What can he do to match Ea?

Actually what was to stop them from just leaving and having a world tour? Assuming they were to stop caring about the grail I mean. Fuckers could be out having adventures for years and the grail war would still be going, and lel at them trying to chase the highest mobility class.

I imagine his plan is to steal the thing just like he stole Bestzerker's NP

You can hate Iskandar all you want, but you cannot deny that he has the best war cry in human history.

youtu.be/-2GFUFmyne4?t=2m18s

ah yes, Prisma just happened out of nowhere without Nasu's knowledge or approval

Buddha is OP but he has a disadvantage in battles against demigods or god-like servants since his NP damage is based on how human they are.
Probably steal it or some shit. Archer Herc is bullshit.

Why are you stating the obvious? Or are you actually implying that Nasu has anything to do with Prisma's storyline?

Go back to fucking your clay sex doll, king of shitposters.