Pick one as your roommate

Pick one as your roommate

damegami

Useless bunny!

The bunny is the only one who isn't a retard and can actually do things.

She can also dance.

>left
>Actually useful, her being useless is just a meme

>middle
>A real god with power to help you in another world, totally useless IRL, waste your money with food and booze

>right
>piece of trash

Aqua so I have a drinking partner on the weekends, maybe even try to fuck her if she is broke and desperate for cash

Windex, please.

Useless thread?

Give the useless bunny please, I'll try to find some use for her.

Aqua-sama, she would be the best bro.

Aqua would pretend not to notice my constantly jerking off.

Bunny: actually useful
Goddess: trash and flithy alcoholic. Also would purify all my delicious tea.
Index: Useful but will attract a ton load of enemies I don't wanna deal with.

>Bunny: Hardworking, useful, doesn't act like a little shit
>H2O: Lazy, alcoholic, lower IQ than a cow, being a little bitch all the time and would probably get me killed one way or another
>Kid: Literally a kid, also eat too much

Just go to the bathroom to do it or something jeez

>Eats all your food
>useful
Drink water user

Very useful as an onahole.

Useless bunny, at least her sex appeal is good

Bunny. At least I can bully her into silence. The other two would make me want to kill myself.

Why would you pick anything but left? She clearly is the best option.

But don't you already want to kill yourself?

I actually did something useful with myself, so it's been a few years.

aqua if she can use her healing spells
otherwise the slutty bunny

The one who is more likely to offer sex as a way to pay the rent.

Can aqua fully heal my liver if it fails? She can be my best drinking buddy.
I do have abusive tendencies when drunk though

The bunny is the only logical answer.

I like Index, I'll keep her safe.

Index, only because that means my waifu is real too

Bunny is only for meat

The girl on the left

left and i will bully her constantly because S2 never
fuck you japan

Aqua, both alcoholics, drug addicts and in debt

It'd be a toss-up between Aqua and the bunny, because even if they're useless, they're at least hot. The little monster on the right though can die in a fire.

Useless bunny is actually the most useful ironically so useless bunny

Rabbit, the other two are black holes for your wallet.

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I take the bunny or aqua. For a nun the loli in white is quite a lazy bitch.

Aqua would laugh it my penis. Anybody but her.

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right
I'll probably get bitten a lot