Be norman

>be norman
>be locked in gatehouse for months
>nothing to do but read and lift
>read everything, front to back.
>nothing left to do but lift
>get swole
>everyday lifting for your Queen, emma
>22194 reps in every set, so you don't forget
>brain atrophies from not having an elaborate intellectual game of cat and mouse to fight against your non-biological mother
>as the gains overtake your brains, all you can remember is her smile, and how many reps you do in a set
>22194
>22194
>22194

>be dumbass OP
>no title

Bruh that's some sad shit if that actually is Norman.

rekt

Also, anyone else pretty sure Norman is a like a direct descendant of Minerva?

Minerva/Ratri/Ratli probably didn't die very long before the story started, since his traitorous brother Peter was shown talking with Bayon (owner of Goldy Pond) in the flashback, and Goldy Pond seems to be in a not very deteriorated state.

My theory is that the Promise making/keeping clans send their own dissident members and/or sacrificial children to the 4 plantations, keeping the IQ of the goods elevated, etc., and still keeping high probabilities of blood relations between both sides of the rift.

Or Minerva escaped to the demon world to escape the assassins in the human world, and had a sneaky wank into one of the sperm storage tanks/is that scientist who dropped the pen.

Hello, Spee D. Reader. Adam and other were here before Emma and kids escaped.

Adam's one of these kids, right?

But it's still weird that he's repeating Norman's number.