Escapism thread!

can we have one of these here?
if we can


1.the anime you fell into
2.your perk
3. what do you do?

1. watching the mahouka movie right now
2. stats screen
3. buff oni-sama

I just saw Fate/Heaven's Feel so I guess I'm dead no matter what I do

go back to gaia

>isekai
>it's a videogame
sigh

Stats Screen is broken as fuck.

how?

>A Place Further Than The Universe
So I get isekai'd... To the real world?

That seems kinda pointless.

Isekai thread?

write Isekai plot
hard mode: use Cyoa as basis

it says you can edit anything, you basically become god in that universe

>1. Darling in the Franxx
>2. 10x exp I guess.
Nothing else really helps.
>3. Hopefully fuck the girls.

It's actually the best case scenario because you can pick the second choice, call you're waifu and marry her, then live a normal life where you won't get killed by a giant robot or some kind of monster.

I demand getting turned into an immortal witch girl.

>1.the anime you fell into
My little brothers are watching Fairy Tail, so I guess that.
>2.your perk
Weapon waifu.
Not sure what kind of weapon she'd be (sword is too obvious, so maybe a spear or halberd?), but I'll at least make sure to take care of her.
>3. what do you do?
Dunno. Join a guild maybe? Or go on adventures.
Also have little weapon children with my weapon waifu.

I'd actually rather go to any sci-fi setting or magical world with healing magic or something...

I live on medication. If I don't take it, I will die. If I am struck in the stomach area for any reason, I could die. A couple of times a month, I suffer intense gastric pains that have me constantly worrying if I'm about to have to go back to hospital. I can't eat what I used to, I have no energy and even what pathetic fitness I used to possess wasted away while I lay in a hospital bed.

I'd give anything for the magic or the technology to give me back my life.

1 - Konosuba
2 - 10x exp, there are better options but this is the most fun
3 - Marrying Yunyun

>Emiya san Chi no Kyou no Gohan
>edit screen
>out participate in a cooking contest against Shirou, EMIYA, Rin, Sakura

stat screen

>going to Franxx
boost capability with all girls acquire harem (though I'll stay away from 02)

>pop team epic
Well shit, do I get cut in half?

basically you can become god with it, just gotta use it enough, and i didnt really put a cap on how proficient you can become with it so in theory if you use it enough you can put insane stats and enchants on your casual clothes

i should have put a cap on it but figured it would be too wordy

would... would they be different weapons or take after their mother?

>The girl who leapt through time
The stat one, maybe? I really dunno.

>get weapon waifu
>Popuko and Pipimi tries to kill her

>call friend
>they become parody of themselves

>stat screen
>Popuko and Pipimi constantly fucks around with it

>10x EXP
>you: "you're like a little baby, WATCH THIS!"

>would they be different weapons or take after their mother?
Good question. Should probably experiment and have lots of kids just to make sure.

I want a sword waifu.

>can we have one of these here?
No, you need to go outside and confront reality instead of sinking deeper into fantasy

this

fuck fiction, religion, and sports

Toji no Miko so weapon waifu I guess.

The real reason I posted is to confess that Spike's silhouette is making me think the wrong things.

read lacan

>Isekai thread?

Are the threads banned? It has been a while since I see one.

No go back to reality and suffer.

We don't want to make it into a general so wait for awhile.

>It has been a while since I see one.
>been a while
I've seen one almost every other day for the last few months.
Or do you mean you haven't seen one for a day or two?

problem is i dont have anything to drink

A few days, I think like 4 days or so.