Yo what the actual fuck you PUTTANA!

Yo what the actual fuck you PUTTANA!

Wow. That's actually horrible taste. I liked the girl. Into the trash it goes.

Can't fight the future.

I do it too.
Sfidatemi

You Milanese piece of shit

Why is this a big deal? It's convenient if you're using a small pot.

Autismo nostrano

>Yo what the actual fuck you PUTTANA!
Fuck off back to Sup Forums underage moron, do you know that kind of intelligible type of writing is banneable offense in here?

It's a valid criticism though. She has a big enough pot for the pasta to cook without having to split it.

Figlio di puttana

>breaking the pasta in half

Subhuman confirmed.

Or you could just put the spaghetti in and they will soften up very quickly after which they will bend to fit no problem.

>autism over shaped dough

It's faster to simply break it. You aren't losing anything.

You can twist it as well with your fork to eat it

But you primitives can't twist spaghetti on a fork anyway

Unless you make the effort to push it in as it softens I find it ends up cooking unevenly.

Can't*

It's just pasta, who cares?

What's the real napoli way to eat a pizza?

Yes she could.

Cut in 4,
Fold it and eat it

Hard to eat with no mouth.

While being shot at or stabbed

>Spaghetti not in the fork ribs

...

SOMEBODY BROKE MY SPAGHET

...

>caring about how your food looks instead of how good it tastes and how much it fills you
Ok Luigi, you take the entire kitchenware with you when you go camping. I'll just break my spaghetti and make something quick and filling over here.

>was just considering adding this to my short list of seasonal ep-per-ep watches
Unironically triggered as fuck now
Droppatissimo

DROPPED

>short types of pasta don't exist
>it's impossible to just wait a minute so the spaghetti gets soft and easily fits in the pot
This isn't about surviving in life-or-death conditions, it's about making a decent, comfy /out/post with the best conditions possible, including the /ck/ part

I'm gonna make jackmeals and there is nothing you can do about it.

I wouldn't trust most of /ck/ to boil water, never mind cook anything.
Still doesn't sound like a big deal. I prefer spaghetti long, so I wouldn't do it, but why should I care if someone else does? Isn't it traditionally far longer than that anyway?

>let's make long thin pasta in a long thin pot and break it
What did she mean by this

A pack of spaghetti has better shape for carrying than other pasta. That's all to it.

I am now going to leave this thread forever and hide it before I get too upset at anonymous people on the internet
I am already starting to hyperventilate
Why can't you just get it
You don't break pasta, EVER

Ok, now I'm going to watch it.
I want to get my first-hand triggering experience.
Troia.

Furente

>pic
Lel, is that for real?

...

This is the real one

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

Oh, okay.

Where's that guy from Christmas who owns a pasta factory, I want to hear his take on this

What else triggers italians this bad? A new pope?

>What else triggers italians this bad?

Onion in amatriciana
Cream in carbonara
Ketchup on pasta
Ananas on pizza
Chicago """pizza"""

I don't even watch this show but wow, automatically worst girl

No, only other food related stuff might trigger us enough (pineapple pizza and such).
I can't think of anything outside of it, really.

>Chicago "pizza"
I want to try it

>Cream in carbonara
Say what?

>Ketchup on pasta
Perfectly understandable.

>Ananas on pizza
Your nation is populated with swine.

>Chicago """pizza"""
Also understandable.

Are you trying to make me mad

According to /seriea/, terroni.

nobody puts ketchup on pasta unless theyre purposefully trying to be an ass

Deep dish is a casserole in a pie dish, nothing more

Nobody could possibly like or want ketchup on pasta, come on.
You are just being a contrarian to laugh at the angry replies.

Chicken meat with anything else but especially on pasta and pizza

Is this how Jack cooks pasta, too?

>Ketchup on pasta is understable.

I thought cream in carbonara was normal though.

Nevermind, I misunderstood what you meant "understandable". You meant " it's understandable to rage at it", right?
You still have shit taste on pizza.

Carbonara is egg, guanciale (patrician bacon) and then pecorino cheese on top and some pepper.

That's it

I guess I have to break her leg in half and then quadruple amputee and use her as a bean plushie

Is she secretely Jack?

The first time I went to UK (2007-8 I think I was in high school), the host family decided to greet me by making pasta the end result was
>store brand soft grain pasta (illegal in Italy)
>overcooked to the point of mush
>no salt
>ketchup on top
It was the most disgusting thing ever, and I had to eat all of it because hospitality
>user you want coffee?
Sure why not
>throws ground coffee in a pot of water, serves burnt mud
I shudder at the memory. Thankfully that little town had a food shop owned by a guy from Naples who sold Italian brands.

No
NO
Never do this among Italians or you're going to get stabbed (rightfully, by the way)

Nice pic
Misses Mac&cheese

Btw spaghetti meatballs is a thing in the south

Deliciously vague isn't it? It wasn't on purpose.

Hawaiian is fucking delicious though so I pity you and your tongue.

Holy shit that pic is killing me.

Spaghetti meatballs was invented by Italian immigrants as a substitute for ragu. So it's an Italian dish, but made for Americans

Why are the spics leaking out of the DBS threads?

You're losing length.

>people complaining about breaking pasta probably cut their bread with knives as well
There is no reaction pic to show my disgust.

>spics
This is an Italian thread fuck off amerimutt

I never understood why other italians sperg this hard when it comes to food. Like who cares if some people eat pizza with pineapple, it's their choice and i bet it even tastes decent.

>1/2=0,8

>nanas on pizza
even a tropical dweller like me is triggered by it.

>that guy from Christmas
Santa?

Fuck off nordcuck

I bet you consider apericena food too

Sorry, is "pasta spice" okay then?

1994 World Cup final.

>not breaking your spaghetti in three parts so they cook quicker
If you motherfuckers can afford to waste your life waiting for noodles to cook, have fun. I'm out.

Length is a quality.

Yes, the one who sent 4kg of pasta to a guy in Finland and then half the thread bought his stuff (me included)

What about the 2018 cup?

>Spaghetti = noodle
Kys

Autismus Maximus

It's okay to be shit.
It's not okay to be the best and lose.

I know the thread started with an image from anime, but pasta and italians are not.

>literal autism over spaghetti
You Italians are just living memes, aren't you?

I can bet our social networks will be full of passive aggressive post of butthurt soccer fans this summer

Isn't that just like a wop.. bringing autism to my board!
Get out of here, ya Dago bastard!

The best one won the 1994 cup though.
It also won the 2002 one.

With a fork and a knife.
Only subhumans use their hands to grab the food.

Breaking spaghetti is seen as childish at best here. It's just a culture thing, like burgers sperging out when it comes to tips.

>not using scissors

What if I crush the spaghetti into 1cm size before boiling it and eat them with a spoon, with mayonnaise and mustard topping?

Hi Jack.

At that point you're just eating another kind of pasta.

It's a war worth fighting for.
Yes, more or less we are.

>What if I crush the spaghetti into 1cm size before boiling it
I did that after I lost my fork

You are supposed to heavily overcook it then mush into a pulp with a dip mixer, dilute with mayo and ketchup and drink it from a mug.

>It*lians are so poor that they can only afford ONE fork
Maybe go to work, you lazy dago