Bump into something while walking

>bump into something while walking
>look down
>see this
What do?

Increase the width.

Pat her head.

Keep walking

Ask her how she's coping with her teacher's death.

Hug.

> Oh excuse me ma'am, sorry.
> Keep walking while musing about meeting an actual cartoon character.

Ask if she's going to beat me up, she looks upset.

Check my pockets

Choke it.
Just look at that abomination massive fucking football head, disgusting.

Start singing that Hey-ho song like the dwarfs in Snow White and laugh.

Stretch face.

>smiling at me

She's clearly up to something. No one smiles at me unless they want something from me or want to hurt me.

Ask her if she wants to make a contract and become a magical girl.

There is only one answer.

Walk her home gently

Give her the wide.

Punch her

Hello. I have discussed this matter with an attorney, and I am ready to make a wish.

I wish that upon my death or permanent loss of humanity (indicated by permanent loss of my human appearance or my transformation into a creature that fights against other magical girls), I am automatically taken to an afterlife (with afterlife being defined as a timeline or a universe separate for the one I am currently in, and specifically not a virtual simulation or a comatose dream) in an isekai-style universe (as traditionally defined in Japanese media of non-pornographic nature), where my humanity is restored (by which I mean that I regain all of my memories and my personality up to and including the events that resulted in me being taken to an afterlife, with the memories that contributed to my death or loss of humanity restored in a manner that may not cause damage to my personality or death or loss of humanity) and get to live my life as a moe immortal witch girl (where "moe" is defined as "cuteness that matches the cuteness of Yuno from Hidamari Sketch", "immortal" is defined as "not capable of dying or permanently losing my humanity until I choose to end my life, where upon making this choice I am taken to a space from which I can go to a different afterlife in which I will also be a moe immortal witch girl, and also can optionally wipe all memory of my life up until me being taken to the afterlife that I choose in this space, if I so desire", "witch" is defined as "a mage character as traditionally seen in isekai-style universes, with aesthetic traits similar to those of Marisa Kirisame from the Touhou series, including a big hat and frilly dresses", and "girl" is defined as "human being of the same gender as Yuno from Hidamari Sketch").

Thank you.

headpat

Tell her I'm sorry and uf she wants something to eat or drink as apology. And go on from there until I can marry/rape her.

give a wide smile and say hello

Listening to hidamari radio episodes while falling asleep each night doesn't help when it's matsuki as the guest but I just can't seem to skip them.

This

Apologize for bumping into her, try to get back to what I was doing and resist the urge to pat her head because she definitely looks like she's asking for it.

Seems to be in order.

A-ano

How rude.

Why is Ume-sensei so cute bros? Is she married?

Why would a metapod get married?

So her trainer could breed a perfect IV butterfree.

Lick her cunny

Gay marriage is not legal in Japan, user.

Great. When do I start?

>Yuno/Marisa Kirisame hybrid
No. How will I protect my possessions from being permanently borrowed?

How the hell are you supposed to avoid bumping into something so Ｗ Ｉ Ｄ Ｅ?

Jump.

Buy borrowing her heart.

I lift her up on my shoulders and race around the room making engine noises.

get the ever-living shit kicked out of me and like it

I DIDN'T MEAN TO PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

Put some millipedes down her shirt. And steal her lunch money.

Miyako is the sunshine in Sunshine Sketch.

came here to post this

Some sunshines are someone else's sunshinier sunshine in Sunshine Sketch. Shit, I've missed Hidamari threads.