Christmas Cake Thread

The last one was great, so I’m back for a second slice of cake!

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When will Kyoani just make a cute cakes doing cute things show already?

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Japan's taste is too awful to appreciate them.

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>40
BULLSHIT

>already reproduced
>at least one intimate relationship already, probably several
Not a cake.

I'm pretty sure Kyoani doesn't give a fuck what people think

cake with only one slice eaten

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>cake that someone scooped a handful of
>"Here you go, bro, you can have the rest"
You're more than welcome to it.

no one wants a christmas cake after the 25th, that's the whole fuckin point here matey

theres literally an anime right know about 2 christmas cakes debating with each other about life and death
and you
are just fucking stupid

>at least one intimate relationship already, probably several
Cakes can have had boyfriends before, it's being married and/or divorced that disqualifies them.
But most people come to these threads to post mature women, not be pedantic about definitions.

I want to be in that room surrounded by those lovely ladies...

She's almost there!

I want to see a cake so that in 3D...

>There are cakes RIGHT NOW in this thread

They can't fool me, I know cakes keep making this types of threads to convince naive anons to fall onto the cake trap

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HAG

Literally the hottest thing I've ever seen

Cakes are exclusively for finding out their friend/crush has found a girlfriend much closer to his own age.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

That has nothing to do with them being used goods.

I love her

How is it a trap if it’s what I want?!?

> awhole, yummy cake to myself
Yummy yummy!

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Preview of new chapter of After 20 (Cake Thread's official manga). Featuring Miyu, apparently.

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I want to do things with her.

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I just wanted to take her to dinner and hold her hand.

Like recklessly marry her after only a few short months of passionate dating but still have a happy family with her until you both die at a ripe old age?

>that second part
Not on the first date.

Yeah, things like those.

>forgotten, abandoned thread

I heard about drunk cakes TV anime this season, is it good?

You like the concept enough to give it the usual three-episode try.

It's one of those weird shows that have been popping up recently, where it feels almost like a 12 minute commercial.

A cake thread without Kaede is not a cake thread.

>tfw no cute hikineet cake gf

Wasn't there a manga like that?
I used to love it until it was axed or something.

Yes, translator stopped to care
However, I have all 3 volumes and it's still ongoing.

I'm willing to work on it amateurishly.

Do it

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>PAGE 10
Why did you abandon your cakes, user?

Because we already had at least 3 threads about them in the last 2 days.

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>no ss

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By definition, a cake is a woman aged 25 or more. She is currently free of relationship and live alone without offspring. She may be virgin or not but her partner(s) count is believed to fall in single digit.

>over 10000 years cake
It's a MASTERPIECE

>An anime shorts series about various christmas cakes having a meal and/or drink together and talking about their lives and not having boyfriends
>It airs for 150 episodes
>Eventually all of them get boyfriends
>Most of them get younger boyfriends
Fund it!

i could go for some cake right about now

Right one looks like best girl.

>lazy slob
>glutton
>best girl
>drunk slut

This, to be honest. I love the topic, though.

I wish the slut cake in Scum's Wish wasn't such a cunt.
Her voice acting was superb.

sage.

Oh boy that third panel, is she a short stack?

I’m especially fond of cakes who drink/smoke to ease the pain

What about cakes that take their frustration out on highschool boys?

just saw this yesternight, /ss/ rape is rare

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>Holding hands on the first date
Cutting her hair was a mistake, it turned her into a degenerate slut.

My description.

I don't really get the christmas cake thing. Aren't christmas cakes supposed to last forever on account of being doused in alcohol?

I apologize if i stole it but in fact, i am trying to compile a definition

Yeah, but who really wants one after the 25th? They last forever and die slowly

Literally the first post

>be me
>looking around the fridge for something to eat
>notice box of a small cake we got about a week ago
>week old, whole cake
>enjoy the fuck out of it

I am a guy who just turned 20, if a cute Christmas cake who was interested in me wanted to go out, you better believe that that cake is mine.

And if she is a career driven women, who has never felt love? Well then I would need to show her double the love to make up her lost time.

inb4 assholes say you arent a women, but...

you cute?

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Well that’s a depressing image title...

indeed

waiting for the Nomi Joshi anime

She needs to come home to someone who will pick her up, take her to the couch, wrap her up in a blanket with then, and eat ice cream and watch movies together...

but she is ugly and clingy

>ugly
Those little comics don’t make her look bad
>clingy
Hoo boy, that isn’t bad. Just means she is less likely to cheat.

Too bad the translations died with Batoto

Believe me, I'm 22, and the urges don't change
But you can't change Japanese society

>I'm 22
>I am a guy who just turned 20

>tfw I will most likely never get my Christmas cake gf due to how it’s treated in Japanese society
I just want to make the hard working cake happy and loved, why is that so hard?!

What is that supposed to mean user? Christmas cakes are still older then me by quite a few years, and that means I can still get a qt cake.

Best cakes

Another best cakes

that's some hardcore bullying

I want to save this cake and make her smile. She deserves to be happy, dammit!

This user gets it! Same.

bump

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how do we save the cakes?

You don't, that's their appeal