I like Hideri

I like Hideri.
Did you enjoy his show?

>his

The body of a small male is like a small denominator (compared to the female) and the cuteness/feminine attitude of a anime trap is like a constant numerator.
Taking a constant numerator and dividing it by a regular female denominator (XX=4 strokes of 4 possible strokes=4/4=1) yields nothing particularly special. However that same constant numerator shoved into a tiny little male denominator(XY=7 of 8 total possible strokes =3/4=0.75) (ofc with hips) yields a particularly intense number in the end. Just imagine taking that constant numerator and shoving it into that tiny little denominator. 8/0.75 is hotter than 8/1. It’s more exciting without being all that remarkable.
IMAGINE
I have nothing to say about adult traps.

Correction: XY=3 of 4 possible strokes

The gag is pretty much repetitive and tiring, but still I enjoyed the show just for Maika and Kaho.

I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

what's that stain in his crotch?

>after taking the gravity out
Force is mass times acceleration
Weight is not force, weight is mass
The mass of 70kg person is 70kg
>muh joke is funny because it’s actually correct maffs
Your density is also wrong because of this, and it makes no sense just reading it.
No longer

Correction: weight on earth is equal to mass
But we’re not measuring traps on the moon so, you still don’t “take the gravity out”

It's shop.

Me too.

It must be wrong but the volume of penis is really miserable compared to the volume of the body.

Why did you go through the mass of a person just to find the density then the volume when you can just look up the volume

Miu likes.

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MIU SAMA ME NEXT

Maikanojo

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God I wish I could be friends with Hideri

perfect form

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>Well, how it feels, Manager-san? Are you pleased?
-M-Maika-san, your cunny is so soft and tight! I can't hold it anymore!...

>Ah! Hideri-chan!
>You forgot to turn off your live stream before jerking off yesterday!
>You sure cum fast.
>*Shatter*

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Worst boy and worst girl at the same time.

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I'm a retarded and just assumed user was rp with himself instead of translating the text.
Disregard.

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Maika's pussy.

>not Hideri's "AHO KA"
>not even his "Ussee na"
Why is the anime/marketing team so shit at handling him?

I want to manhandle Hideri.

It's more likely he would manhandle you, though.