Балалайка will never forcibly annex your peninsula

>балалайка will never forcibly annex your peninsula
>балалайка will never march on your capital to suppress your revolution
>балалайка will never invade your country to kill mujaheddin
>балалайка will never destroy your attempt to create an independent Chechen state
>балалайка will never bomb your caliphate into submission
>балалайка will never encircle and destroy your 6th Army at Stalingrad
Why even live? Why even fucking live?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw&t=1s
lmgtfy.com/?q=crimea
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da, comrade

>you will never fire your AK-47 against capitalist pigs under her command

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Who cares about some ruski trash

>балалайка will never encircle and destroy your 6th Army at Stalingrad
>балалайка will never forcibly annex your peninsula
These were a mistake, like Russia itself

you tell me

afghanistan had to beg the soviets to fight the mujahideen until they finally relented, they didn’t “invade” anything

Not true, Eurofag.

Is this canon?

never VDV

yes, Black Lagoon is just an action tv series from the 90s

>tfw ywn share a nice Russia dinner with Balalaika
>tfw ywn listen to her command to pleasure her orally
>tfw ywn jizz inside her burnt pussy

No.

Revy > Balalaika
fite me fagets

Balalaika is shit, Phandar is the real deal.

Rei Hiroe should have done FSN instead of Hiatus Lagoon.

Improve yourself, and maybe she will take you like a serf and make you serve her for centuries.

I would serve Balalaika sexually

...

She's a jaded soviet war veteran turned mafia boss that pulls all nighters watching kiddie porn
I'm pretty sure you have no chance in hell of pleasuring her

I'd make an attempt.

>name is a novelty musical instrument

As a Russian this is incredibly retarded. Is that her name?

>Bałałajka is novelty now
what next, you will tell akordeon is novelty you new ruski?

holy cow, he's too good for that shit
thank fuck he has done as little fate as possible

You mean an accordion you braindead retard? Yes the accordion and balalaika are absolutely novelty instruments in this day and age.

hur dur ivan you understood what I meant, why you so mad? go get some crocodil

The fact still stands that that shit has been meme tier novelty for centuries now. Might as well become a faggy little bard for how relevant they are.

that is the big loss for russian culture, but nevertheless how would you like for female russian soldier to be named?
Sasha?
there are not a lot of female russian soldiers anyway, always could be worse

It's also a common nickname for the SVD sniper rifle. She was the designated marksman in her unit after all.

This is one of the best threads I've read in some time.

>It's also a common nickname for the SVD sniper rifle.
This is only partially true and not nearly as common as you are implying.

>Sasha?
Good name. Would be better.

yours?
anyway watch Black Lagoon
totally worth it

>watch reddit lagoon

Umm, no thanks sweety. My name is Mikhail by the way

It wasn't kiddie porn it was just run of the mill anal.
And she wasn't watching it, she was editing it.

Hello Mikhail

but Black Lagoon is fun!

Not really

you have shit taste

please use the appropriate meme response thank you

>but its fun!

This is too funny
>your cunt is already full of my cum, so it belongs to my cum
>Obama cannot offer sanctions to prevent me from doing what I am about to do I am the invader now.
>I will fucking murder he through the force of my cok
>i will ask her is she wants to vote whether my cock joins her pussy

>I am the invader now

>sweety
Go back to Sup Forums you fascist scum.

Pretty please, let's no turn this board into an ideological battleground. No hate, only waifus now. Ceasefire is in effect.

>tfw she will never call you a good villain
>tfw you will never be her foot rest
>tfw she will never blow her cigar smoke in her face
>tfw when you will never get to call her your Russian mob boss mommy

I saw mommy Balalaika and got excited... Only like, 15% of the posts in this thread are cheesecake of her and appreciation posts, while the other is political cringe...

No, her name is Vladilena.

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>calling her by that name
Nice knowing you user...

>tfw you'll never enjoy a quality Сигара in her company while shooting the breeze.

But is this a real ruski name?

See, everyone wants to be equal with her, but I like the fact that I wouldn’t be, and she knows that. Her just looking at you would be probably more than you’re worth to her honestly. and for some fucked up reason, that shit makes me hard

>tfw she will never dom you

...

>tfw she will never be holding a gun, realize that I fear simply her so she won’t need the weapon, set it down, and simply say in her calm, chilling voice, that her talking is the highest anyone is going to respect me

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ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Список_имён советского_происхождения#В
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Soviet_origin

>tfw you will never be her stress reliever, and all that entails

Well shit.

Would she even need a whip, or would she just settle for her fists and feet?

Would she even torture you for stress relief? She pretty much does that for her job

You know it would just be her hands and feet, she has to keep in shape

But this would be more personal for her, she would probably share some things with you, then beat them back out if you once she was done venting...

Well, I mean yeah, but she has to remain dressed while she's working.

This as well. She probably would love the idea of you aching knowing she is standing there in the nude, but if you glance up when you aren’t commanded to... well, that’s going to make things more interesting for her.

Eh, what I don't really get this whole SM shit, I aready get this from women who don't like me.

I was hurt and abused for years by women, and I hate(d) this stuff... but it also gives me the nastiest fear boner. I’m really a submissive guy, and the fear of a powerful and beautiful women doing that to me makes me shake in absolute fear and disgust... but also turns me on now...

Eh, I'm just bored, its just people who don't like me treating me like usual.

youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw&t=1s
now with me
VDV, Z NIEBA PRIVIET

Sup Forums is not your fucking blog

True! Just thought I would share with that user. Sorry about it. Will refrain from doing it again.

Godammit is it really this bad being a manlet?

6’3 dude, just very submissive and none violent/confrontational.

Roberta >Sawyer > Revy > Balalaika

Sawyer is best goth psycho chainsaw girl who I want to hug and tell that everything is okay, so she won’t self harm anymore

Shame she has a lifelong commitment to a futuer druglord

Is she a masochist or something ?

Not sure, in the manga she cuts her wrists, and breaks down when she can use her voice box due to having her throat slit. She later becomes an ally of sorts to the Lagoon crew, and she is pretty darn adorable in a dark way I just feel overly caring and protective about her, and don’t want to see her do that to herself.

Do you think she's a virgin ? Wasn't she raped when she had her throat slit ?

Knowing the show/mangas universe, probably (as much as I hate that thought). I just remember her saying that she lived through what happened to her, without her going into detail.

I just know I’m glad they didn’t kill her off, as I really like her character.

What kind of panties does she wear ?

>He doesn't know that most most Kalashnikovs aren't AK-47s...

>annex your peninsula

Which one? Crimea is not a peninsula is it?

At least the Russians cannot even invade a frozen wasteland.

That’s not just something you ask a girl user.

It is...

It is a damn island.

lmgtfy.com/?q=crimea

You need to go back where you belong.

You are right user. There is a tiny dangly bit attaching it to Ukraine.

it's a nickname we don't know how she came by it
i thought the same about valmet from jormungand, it seemed like the most retarded shit but realizing it's just a nickname made it totally reasonable and even pretty cool