Why does Sup Forums hate yuri so much?

Why does Sup Forums hate yuri so much?

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>this bait thread again
Fuck off.

We love yuri, Sup Forums loves yuri nothing much.

I love it.

Who is "we" Yuri is stupid wish-fulfillment for pseudo-chads and thirsty,fat dykes. As well as for transtrenders who deeply inside know that they will never be pretty enough to meet the standards of a 3D-Waifu.

We love it, it's just faggots and retards who whine about it.

Did these 2 ever kiss?

Sakura Trick was stupidly cute, is there any other yuri anime like it?

Worst form of love. Boy on boy is objectively superior, even the Greeks and Romans knew this already.

I don't hate yuri, i hate the people who likes yuri

I wish. Some of Tachi's other works should get an anime.

This but unironically

Where were I?
Yes.
>Devilman Crybaby: the Thread
Really shows how low humanity can fall.
It's unbelievable.

What about yaoi then? Are they also the purest form of love? They sure claim it in their banner ironically. And I personally think that the purest form of friendship can only occur between two males.

Fujos aren't people.

I love yuri

Truth. But yaoi is for homos too.
Not that I am one.

wew fucking lad

Men are not made for skinship. It's really easy to tell after seeing how most males are repulsed by the thought of having sex with another man.

Girls, on the other hand, are soft and cute.
It's only natural for anime girls to be close together if they're not too tsundere

I had very deep connections with 3D males, we never had sex, because we didn't want to, but we cuddled, hugged and talked about how to solve our problems. Males are made for pure skinship, girls are the ones who are not made for it, quit this madness of putting girls on pedestals. Everytime girls share skin and warmth, it has sexual undertones. When men do it, it is out of love and care for each other.

Lol what
I live in San Fran. Men love skinship

This guy probably never experienced true male friendship which transcends all boundaries of societal conventions. He probably should get /fit/ and meet some cool gymbros.

Look dudes. I'm just a lonely overweight college girl

I like cute girls do cute things with each other

I enjoy it much more than the usual toxic garbage that invests the modern anime community

I just want to have fun in this hobby I love. Anime is one of the few things I have to look forward to in my life. So just let me have fun ok. Yuri makes me happier than anything else ever could.

This.

Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' dicks and call the person who cums first a fag. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at cocksucking, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total fag he is.

But this one time, we were 69ing like normal, and I could tell my bro was getting really close to orgasm. I wasn't quite there yet, but I hear him whimper around my cock and it really gets to me. So I decide to take pity on my bro and slow way down, only gently stroking him and planting a tender kiss every now and again. Sure enough, I cum first and then finish him off and swallow. And then he looks over at me and plants a wet one right on my lips. I feel my own salty jizz slide into my mouth and swallow it happily. He breaks the kiss after a good while, looks me right in the eyes, says "...Fag" and punches me on the arm as hard as he can.

We cuddle naked for a while after that. I smile as he holds me in his strong arms and tells me what a colossal fucking faggot I am. I "agree" and laugh along with him, sometimes giving him another kiss or two. When it's finally time for me to leave (had to go to my girlfriend's birthday party), my bro gives me the biggest bro hug he's ever given and says "Thanks, bro." I tell him it's no big deal and that it was the least I could do for a bro as awesome as him.

I think we've become even better bros since then. I don't let that fucker win our game anymore, though. He's such a fag, goddamn.

t. lucky star fan.
Is this the new copypasta?
I don't like it, change it a little so i can confidently use it in citrus threads to stir up shit.

>he's never touched his bros' butts, muscles, and dicks in the locker room
Lmao are you gay?

fake news

You should cut the overweight part and just start working out you disgusting pig
You know what they are doing on Sup Forums?

Bro I think you're shitposting, I give it a 6/10 for the effort, however, I need to counteract your shitty yuri-pairing.

Kaede confesses to Yuzu in the manga, but Yuzu who isn't romantic, doesn't know what to tell her. She says she needs to think about it, but doesn't want to be separated from Kaede.

I'm almost entirely ignorant of yaoi. Are there any nice and cute yaoi shows (a la Sakura Trick) devoid of stupid shoujo-style drama?

alternative facts
yuri is the normalfags fetish.

Go and make your own thread for your gay shit, stupid roastie

user, you are bi

MENTAL DEGENERATES LMAO!!!!

I don't watch yaoi cuz I just like males over females in general, but Junjou Romantica was recommended in a MAL thread about pure and cute yaoi.

Don't be so homophobic, user, its current year!
Also:
> Be male
> Get called a roastie.
This is at least worth a steam archievement.

OMGWTFBBQ I JUST GOT ROFLPWNED LOL FUCKING ANT-YURIFAG

Cute couple

Off topic question will there be more blatant yuri titles in the near future. More yuri fanservice and possible more lesbian sex scenes. If Citrus succeeds then more yuri stuff comes out more often?

A Kase-san OVA is coming this year.

>using MAL
On second thoughts, just fuck off.

I literally just googled that shit for you and looked at the first result to confirm the recommendation. I don't even have an account on there. Rude.

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Will we ever get a girl as good as Chikane ever again.

>not recognizing this years-old pasta
How new are you exactly?

2-3 years new

We love yuri, but people who love yuri hate us and everything we love, so we hate them and yuri by extension.

Kannazuki no Miko sequel when?

That's really deep.

Part of me wants to keep the ending on that bittersweet note it left on, part of me wants to see Chikane with Himeko after Himeko accepted her love.It's funny, because Kannazuki wasn't even that good, but the romance was 10/10.

And Agony was a sick ED.youtube.com/watch?v=ujnZMSrCZT8

Do we really need another 600 post thread to confirm once again that Westerners can't understand the difference between reality and fantasy and Japan and America?

WOMEN BELONG TO MEN

What is it about yuri that's so erotic? I can watch any het romance/ecchi/hentai/whatever and feel nothing out of the ordinary but the moment two cute girls start kissing or holding hands my dick hardens with the power of a thousand supernovas
What's the science behind this phenomenon?

Shizuma was so fucking alpha.

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well, I wouldn't say that the FAGOTS are the ones that complain about homosexual girls

>WOMEN BELONG TO WOMEN
Fixed.

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meant to reply

because they can't self insert if there are two girls

I don't hate yuri, I hate those who celebrate it.

I don't hate yuri, I hate the yuri fanbase. If two girls in any anime are even so much as friends then yurifags shit up threads beyond repair.

It's because Sup Forums is actually filled with 13yo little girls pretending to be fat balding men in their 30s and they only like homo shit if it's men.

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It's your favorite thing times 2, I assume.

And/or you really dig the forbidden love aspect.

>Why does Sup Forums hate yuri so much?
I don't like it because it's boilerplate plot:

MISUNDERSTANDINGS for [length of series] followed by them finally hooking up in the last chapter/ episode.

As far as I'm concerned, they should hook up early on and then they go through the fumbles and foibles of learning to be with someone else besides just yourself.

Yuri itself is fine but the yuri fan base is actual cancer

You are describing romance anime, not yuri.

Is the creator planning a sequel in the near future, whatever happened to him/her?

clearly you've never read sasameki koto or any of the other yuri manga out there that I can't immediately name.

is the crepe supposed to be a VAGINA?

Your point? All romance manga is the same, regardless of whether it is yuri, yaoi or heterosexual, the only difference are the characters' genders. What you were describing in your post is romance manga, not yuri.

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That's pretty gay though.

If you like Yuri the Sasameki Manga is a must watch as far as I'm concerned, Anime is okay as long as you carry on where it leaves the story with the Manga.

I don't hate yuri. I hate yuri-fags.

Is this how we make stealth yuri threads on Sup Forums now?

Lewd as fuck

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Sup Forums hate yuri haters, or haters in general. Nowadays you can't even make a thread about anything without having a lot of insufferable teens acting all edgy and hating on everything just to get some attention.

I hate when girls that are clearly not suited for yuri end up there.
You know girls that are basically scream with all their existense "i'm perfect for vanilla heterosexual loving relationship with an understanding gentleman"
Haruka from Sakura trick
Fate and Signum from Nanoha
Tomato from Yuru Yuri.

You can easily recognize them.

From what I can gather the normalfags in the LWA threads got trolled by someone pretending to be a yurifag so now these normalfags cannot stop spamming about how much they hate yuri.

>This is yuri

lesbian molesters

no it's a cloaca

I don't have anything against yuri in particular, I just fucking hate the fujoshi tier fanboys.

It's like there exists a brain disorder which makes some people interested in homo romance/porn the most obnoxious and abrasive persons in the world.

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>Fate and Signum from Nanoha
I disagree, Fate and Signum are perfect princes, and Fate is a switch too so she complements Nanoha.

Also Signum is not confirmed to be in any yuri relationship.

Listening to beds creak and people havingsex is my fetish.

Cute girls should be fucking handsome guys

That sounds really gay.

Is there anything more pure than two people lost in passion like that?

I don't think Kuroko is very pure.

I wouldn't mind it but it keeps rearing its head in my hetero romances and it's starting to irk me.

No user it's the best

the bundle of cute who gets to listen to that bed creak 24/7 and all she can think about is wanting silence so she can sleep

W..when was the last time a yuri anime actually aired? That fucking bear one?

It's not her sister or anything is it?

Citrus literally right now

Citrus.

Too bad it's shit