No Assassination Classroom Thread?

I'm genuinely surprised. Let's change that.

This pisses me off so much. It would be so fucking easy to kill him holy shit.

How do you figure

>Isn't allowed to let the kids be hurt/hurt the kids
>They have stuff that instantly melts his flesh

Cover self with it and jump off a cliff, better save me

At one point he eats sweets they brought him, bake it into a pie

Just kill yourself, he loses the bet and can't destroy earth

Make the entire classroom out of the stuff, either he comes in to teach or he loses the bet

Fill mouth, stomach, anus, etc with stuff. Jump off cliff or other situation where he has to hold onto you. spit/puke/shit it all over him

Every day he comes into the classroom, a sealed box. Fill tiled ceiling with stuff, including area outside door. Set students up in front of windows so he'd have to hurt them to get through, collapse stuff ontop of him

If he gets flustered he gets distracted. Walk up to him, give him a smooch, show him your dingus, guy shoots him in back of head

Blend and liquify/powder the stuff. Fill pool with it. Toss him antidote, inject self with poison, jump in pool.

Replace random objects in class with stuff, like chalk is painted stuff. Do a bunch of fakeout attacks on him. Won't know what to expect, gets complacent. Then you do the dingus smooch thing.

Strap suicide vests to each student, cover vests in stuff

I could go on

>no hread
No surprise there, the series was pretty shit.

Nagisa tried to allahu ackbar in episode 1 or 2 and actually got him pissed as fuck.

>Caring if he's mad

He's going to destroy the world. Do whatever it takes. Blow up Japan, you'd still be ahead.

>Cover self with it and jump off a cliff
>thinking that a being that can move 20x the speed of sound can't find something for you to land on, or atleast slow down your descent

>He's going to destroy the world

Did you even pay attention

absolutely incredible series, I miss it so much

Mediocre beginning but one of the best ending episode (+ epilogue) I've seen. It's nice to see the show/manga grow and improve over time

best girl and best pairing

Doesn't matter what his actual intentions are. They think he's going to, therefor they should act like he is.

One down 50 other plans to go

The series is over, why bother?

Kudos to the author, by the way. He made a fun SoL series that was pretty damn popular but he didn't extend it unnecessarily like many popular series.

Karma best boys. He should have won against Nagisa.

He did if he was going all out.

He did, didn't he? From what I remember he's pretty pissed with Nagisa for patronizing him.

One of the funnest shows i have seen, totally watching it again someday.

>Cover self with it and jump off a cliff, better save me
He just flies at mach 20 speed to get you something to land on.
>At one point he eats sweets they brought him, bake it into a pie
Pretty sure he can detect whatever poison you put in his food, since he's a fully pro assassin.
>Just kill yourself, he loses the bet and can't destroy earth
No middle schooler would kill himself just so the rest of the class can get free money.
>Make the entire classroom out of the stuff
How would they even do such a thing? He'd probably just teach anyway, via streaming or just from outside the classroom.
>jump cliff
They already tried kamikaze attacks. They won't work.
>If he gets flustered he gets distracted.
Tried it. A LOT of times.

Most of your "plans" are just "put student in severe danger", which were used plenty of times and never worked.

They never worked because the students always decided "No let's not kill the super powered alien trying to destroy the world, he taught me math once". They always fuck it up themselves then go back to trying to shoot him.

>No middle schooler would kill himself just so the rest of the class can get free money.
No but plenty would kill themselves to save billions of lives.
>Already tried kamikaze attacks
A small handful of times and they always fucked up in some super obvious way.
>How would you do such a thing?
You have the collective world's government on your side. You can ask for literally anything if it means saving the fucking planet.

Besides, I only gave the ones I could remember off the top of my head. There were a million situational ones I was fucking screaming while watching the series. It makes me so autistically mad. Put any reasonable person with a sense of scale in there and he'd be dead in less than a week.

>Most of your "plans" are just "put student in severe danger"
Yes because a bunch of middle schoolers are fighting emoticon Frieza. They have a few very distinct advantages though, one of them being a rule saying that not only can he not hurt the children, but he can't let harm befall them.

>Fill children with stuff and c4
>Group hug
>Activate it

Shame about that small classroom of underachievers. Good thing we have 7 billion not-dead people thanks to that though. Fucking scale.

Most of what you said wouldn't work. If you read it, most of what you've said had already been done by the students in some variations.

>kamikaze/suicide attack
Couple of students have done this. It failed, and really he's pissed if you did some shit like this. The students actually want to kill him and take the bounty, there's no way they would just up and kill themselves. Even if they did, other students, Karasuma and Korosensei wouldn't allowed it.

>surround him with stuff strategy
If for some chances this works, Korosensei still had his mini kamehameha and his anti-defensive form.

See thing is user you're not thinking with scale. You keep saying "Oh well money" "Oh well Karasuma wouldn't like it"
Who
The fuck
Cares

It's the god damn world. Don't do it? No money, ever. It doesn't exist anymore because neither does humanity, or you. I'm not so much mad that they didn't kill him with these things, I'm mad they didn't try it. Again there's a lot of situational stuff I'd have to go back and watch/read it for but I'm not doing that. I don't think it's a bad series, just a fucking frustrating one.
I heard about those rules and stakes first thing I'd do is slit my throat while flipping him off. Bam, greatest hero in history.

You're trying to apply real world stakes to fiction. Sure maybe there's a lot of things that they could have done, but keep in mind this series is shonen with heavy emphasize on education. There are bounds to have shitty and frustrating moments.

It doesn't matter that it's fiction. It sets the stakes in its world and runs with them. If it was introduced as
>Yes, here on this planet of 1000 people and very little plant or animal life
then I wouldn't be so mad. It's more or less set in our world though. Can't have your cake and eat it too. You want him to seem like a threat? Treat him as such.
It's fucking frustrating. So much shit they could at least try. Plenty that would almost definitely work.

>Fill mouth, stomach, anus, etc with stuff. Jump off cliff or other situation where he has to hold onto you. spit/puke/shit it all over him

It has to be a surprise user, he can't expect it. They never expect the butthole.

I’m glad Karma and Nagisa became canon in the end.

You should definitely stop

Got to think outside the box.

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Best uniforms
I wish we got to see Irina wearing one

Do people actually really like this show? I thought it was pretty mediocre, with some genuinely "cringe" scenes.

>do people actually like thing?
_____yeah______

>really like thing
apparently

I want Bitch-sensei to play the piano while I rest my head in her cleavage. Is that too much to ask?

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