Darling in the wrong FranXX

Dear Agony Sup Forumsnons,

I'm writing about some trouble I've been having lately with a friend of mine. He's someone I've known since we were both children and we've always been very close, he even gave me the nickname everyone knows me by! Unfortunately lately it feels like everything's different between us.

It all started after he struggled with an important test. I'm sure it was his partner's fault! He's always been so good at everything! But it left him depressed and withdrawn afterwards. I kept trying to reach out to him, to help him, but he wouldn't listen to me... Instead, he wound up getting help from a complete stranger, someone who'd only just arrived at our Plantation! She's meant to be an elite but you wouldn't know it from the way she acts, she's selfish and mean, and she's always sitting in his lap and smirking at me anytime no-one else is looking!

So he passed the test and everything should be fine, but now he's spending ALL his time with her, and even when they're apart, he's talking about her, or thinking about her!

Even just last night, when I was borrowing some of his laundry, he came back sooner than I expected, so I had to hide, and I overheard him talking to his roommate about how "Oni pussy is the best!" What does that even mean!?

There's a stray cat that sometimes hangs around our dorm and I'm the only one who's been taking care of it, so it's basically mine. But when I showed it to him and asked if he liked my pussy, he just stammered a bit and looked away! And then she smirked at me, AGAIN!

And anyway, who cares if the Strelitzia symbolises faithfulness in romantic relationships, love, thoughtfulness, freedom and optimisim for the future!?

Delphinium symbolises joy, warmth and fun! They're the perfect flower to give to someone feeling down on life, to encourage them to broaden their horizons and try new experiences! Isn't that much better?

What should I do? How can I get him to see she's a bad influence?

Sincerely,
Worried Strawberry

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>mfw in less than 12 hours we'll see Ichigo get bullied and BTFO for another episode
Bullying shouldn't feel this good, bros

10/10

You are Sayaka 2.0; Prepare to get cucked to death

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They should make a C94 doujin based on this post

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Not your blog

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Thanks for that user, great way to start the day.

pussy whip that bitch

>named strawberry
>blue hair
Jeez

Go and stay go!

Dear Hiro, I rode you but you still ain't callin'

>borrowing his laundry
>worried strawberry
Thank you, user

>And anyway, who cares if the Strelitzia symbolises faithfulness in romantic relationships, love, thoughtfulness, freedom and optimisim for the future!?
I laughed hard, but the rest of your post made me feel a bit bad for poor Strawberry.

Ichi = 1, Go=5. Thus 15. Hiro wasn't the most creative namer.

Would she be okay with second wife status? It's the best she can hope for st this point.

Wait for her to die and then make your move.

Nah, she'll probably end up like that childhood friend from Shigatsu. Main girl dies in the end so she gets the win after the fact.

Holy shit laughing

>Worried Strawberry

Don't worry. Your friend will be dead soon enough of terminal AIDS for messing around with a demon girl. He's already showing symptoms.

This is the kind of content I come to this Cambodian hieroglyphics forum for.

Why won't you guys leave her alone?

She seems like the type of girl you would roughly face fuck, cum on her face, piss on her after and leave her to clean up.

It should be the other way round. The Mc should be cucked by mitsuru

Dear cuckona,

Accept that you are at best 2nd best grill and at worst 3rd best behind miku.

t. a parasite with a qt3.14 robot

>There's a stray cat that sometimes hangs around our dorm and I'm the only one who's been taking care of it, so it's basically mine. But when I showed it to him and asked if he liked my pussy, he just stammered a bit and looked away! And then she smirked at me, AGAIN!

Isn’t this that one bitch from Grimgar?

ichi go kill yourself

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>cockona

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Rei characters never win, they're only for bullying.

I was never the one to refuse a low hanging fruit

Karoling in the Franks

>At the end of the show all the pairings are alive and have to repopulate earth.
>Goro by then found a new partner so Ichigo will partnerless.
>Each day Ichigo hears the sounds of the others having sex. And the only thing she can get are the cum remnants from Hiro that sprayed around when he was fucking Zero-Two.
>Ichigo keeps getting miscarriages since the baby rejects her body.
>In the end Ichigo can only be the caretaker of Hiro and Zero-two's children.

You have potential but you still lack willpower. Problem here is that you are competing with an outgoing, outspoken rebel that doesn't fear telling those that you feel are uncontestable to shove it up their ass.

Grow a spine, drop your fears and I genuinely think you will have a chance.

First half is a decent synopsis.
Miku is second. Ichigo is third.

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He clearly prefers women with more sexual experience.

You should consider having sex with his roommate as this may impress him.

Regards,
Dr. Go the 6th

Unironically quality thread right here brothers

I would like to take miku's mikus by the miku and then violently miku them until she mikued

I don't remember Miku being that stacked. They all look pretty flat except for Nana and 02.

hehe

>Rei characters
She is more Asuka than Rei.

Regular outfit hides most of it.

we finally need a real version of this

>She is more Asuka than Rei.

If she was more Asuka than Rei she would be winning right now.

miku is alright but have you heard about Zersotse?

What would you do if you were Hiro

Looks like one of Shad's creations

I'd lick oni's cute horns

WHY ARE THE ROBOTS SO SEXY?
PLEASE DON’T TURN ME INTO A MECHASEXUAL

get a nail clipper and chop those oni horns off

Trips confirm youre a homosexual

What did they mean by this?

what

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not true.
licking a GIRL'S sensitive HORNS =/= sucking dick

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Time for an ultimate synch!

absolutely disgusting

Dumping cute Strelizias

>GAY

fag spotted

>someone actually saved my edit
Nice. Also shit taste.

Poor thing, even her haircut is one sided.

Something something success in relationships and optimism. Strelizia!

I need plamo kits NOW

good post

keikaku dohri t. Plastic Merchant

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>hot glue

This is a good post.

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What is he looking at?

His parents

>bullying a boy
What are you, gay?

an adult, he admires adults

The crowd cheering them on.

>And anyway, who cares if the Strelitzia symbolises faithfulness in romantic relationships, love, thoughtfulness, freedom and optimisim for the future, Delphinium symbolises joy, warmth and fun!
Be advised, there's a raging autist here who keeps spamming that sack of shit on these threads, you might get attacked

>when I was borrowing some of his laundry

thats a funny way of spelling "rummaging through his dirty clothes in search for his pantsu" you got there.

>not rating based flower poster
End yourself

Goro's muscular chest

>floweranon
>a raging autist
Consider defenestration.

He unironically is.

I wouldn't know his posting style since I only pop into a few Darling threads a week but I feel like the symbolism of each flower could prove to actually be meaningful, no?

>those outfits
Wait, is that another awarding ceremony again? Is my nigga Hiro finally gonna get some recognition now?

Ikuno is for ______

Dumping for 02

>when I was borrowing some of his laundry

>megane
Discussing Keikakus

getting trips and leaving the thread

birds are a type of evolved dinosaur

Why is the hair color different here

is disgusting fixed yet like the guy from last week promised?
I need this one fucking minute