You have 10 seconds to convince them not to pull

You have 10 seconds to convince them not to pull.

Ten seconds? I could beat them all up in 9!

"I am going to make you my bitch."

Thats easy.

*Unzips dick*

Policemen actually get pretty upset when those alarm buttons get pushed because of non issues, since they have to rush putting more people in actual danger for no reason. I get them on jail because I'm one, and sage, report, call the cops on the shitty thread of OP

show them that i'm jesus

I enlist their aid in saving mankind.

I have free candies

I'll pull mine first.

it doesn't matter, you are going to end in prison anyway. Just rape them as fast as you can. 1 rape per minute is not enough.

with lolis you never pull, user. You never pull

Just run really fucking fast.

What is that in their hands? Some kind of grenade? Is this a Jojo reference?

>If you pull those strings I'll do to you what ShindoL does to his average female

If I was the loli I'll pull it in a heartbeat.

Clever girls

You wish you were the loli

Convince myself that I'm not in this situation, that I'm somewhere else.

"anti-crime buzzers"
They're issued to elementary school kids in Japan. They just make an obnoxious noise.

>Walk in Japan
>Pass these girls
>They pull those fucking things
>You get arrested
>Japanese is "Guilty until proved innocent"
>They will coerce and torture until you confess for the non-existent crime
>Labeled as pedo

Fuck Japan I hope one day they will destroy themselves

Tell them that I'd rather go to jail for a crime I actually commited than for one I did not.
It is in their hands wether I become a criminal and they become victims. The police would never make it in time to stop me.

"pull it bitch" I'm too métal for this shit

I know what you want! Money!
It's just that I don't have much on me! Maybe you can follow me to an ATM or ... I know, I think I left my purse in my car!
Just get confortable while I find it.

>door are locked

This should work

Pull my own.

Sounds redundant, what can a bike policeman do against a sex offender insane enough to assault lolis commuting in the middle of the day

You're fucked no matter what you do.

Police officers aren't there to protect you, but to catch whoever raped you and give them a fine

>how do you do, fellow lolis?

You know Ace Attorney isn't a reference for the Japanese justice system right?

*unzips dick*
Bring it on

Alright you got me. I'll take the rock CDs.

I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.

Immediately pretend to pass out in the road. That way if they still pull it, it'll look like they were calling help for me.