Cunt

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That'd be quite the twist if that's what's there.

Fuck you. THere's nothing funny about this.

U mad?

>tfw I'm a grower so I'd get laughed at even though my dick is average

my cock is less than an inch long soft

>grower AND below average

will dicklets ever learn?

I didn't know people were this insecure about the size of their dicks or at least this guy.

They are the ones who lust over Nip women because of the small penis stereotype
Glad to see them getting BTFO

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I loved how dicklets got so fucking assblasted by this.

I know how you feel. My dick is like an inch and a half when I'm soft but it grows to a decent 6 inches in length when I get hard.

Wish my dick was thicker, though. I don't feel girthy enough.

why didnt he just flop it out and shove it down her throat

I don't remember this scene.

>pathetic

You have to understand that Aqua's a goddess, she's seen a lot of holy swords, and Kazuma's Excalibur isn't quite in the +5 Holy Avenger class.

Except this series is written by a dude.

OVA

These threads are great to spot the small dicks.

No, that's a penis.

Leave him alone, he's a grower.

The goddess of water represent life and vitality, so of course she would be a whore who knows men.
Many men.

Nah, that's a penis.

No, that's an overgrown clit.

One of my favorite caps from Konosuba. Makes me laugh every single time.