ITT situations you wish you could be in

ITT situations you wish you could be in

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I too wish I was a cute keiki seducing a young boy with my womanly curves.

Every screenshot for this show that I see looks absolutely retarded and not in a good way

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Shut the fuck up.

What?!

I guess I'll go with this image of Akari standing under some cherry blossom trees since I haven't left my house even once in almost ten years.

How do we become an ara ara, bros?

Can't fit through the door, huh?

No, I've just given up on everything on the other side of it, as well as myself.

Holy hell, how'd that end up happening?

You know what is worse than a tranny?
A tranny cake.

See

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Right but normally you have to go out to live, how'd you get around that, lookin for tips.

thats some QUALITY you got there OP

Easy to have groceries and food delivered in 2018 and have trash pickup in front of your front door.

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>you will never ever experience /ss/
it hurts so fucking bad, bros :'(

I just want to be a cute mommy just like my boss. You don't have to be mean

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If I actively shaved and claimed to be 15, nobody would be the wiser. Pros of being a manlet with a squeaky voice despite being mid 20s.
I just need to find the right spot to get not!raped.

>nobody would be the wiser

But you would still know.

>15
Sorry, user. Prime /ss/ age is 12. You're not gonna cut it

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Not true, I'm a manchild so there's really no difference
Really? Shit. Maybe if I put on makeup.

Also deleted my post because I realized it was blogfaggotry.

You can't lie to yourself.

Don't bother you old hag. Jk user. I love you

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Right but you have to pay for those things.

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What anime is this?
I apologise but I couldn't find any other way to look into this webm.

Lurk a million years before posting again please.

to love ru

>That feel when you'll never know what a lap pillow is like.

Thank you, good sir.
Thank you for the kind suggestion. I will be sure to put it in consideration, however considered with a more reasonable time frame.

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So many degenerates in this thread

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