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Which button?

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>free living expenses
>bonus harem

That one.

KyoAni

i press all 5 and it blows my brain

>harem or mecha
On the one hand bitches, but on the other... giant robots...

Not being able to die fighting ruins mecha. It'd get boring quick.

Kyoani easy

Number 3 everytim

I'll be the mecha pilot and protect the anons who choose the harem option in exchange for their sisters.

>Not being able to die fighting ruins mecha

With option 4, is the idea that you and your friends will exist in High School in perpetuity?

But what about the others? What if I get infected by a killer nanovirus? I don't think you understand my appreciation for smashing things in robots.

I take the little sister

KyoAni

...

KyoAni

Giant bitches!

>get a bro tier best friend
>get a girlfriend popstar
>never die in a fight
>GIANT ROBOTS
Only a fool wouldnt pick mecha

Harem, but mecha one's close.
Basically do I want the ideal comfy life life or the ideal action one?

harem with sister always

Where's my button where i go on an edgy revenge killing spree?

Choice #1 is OP and anyone who isn't picking that doesn't understand that they can have ANY power and their three partners will also have ANY power. If you really wanted to you could make their powers equal you getting the other 4 buttons.

all of these sound awful

What would be an option that would sound good to you?

>Pirate Crew.
We'd just be merchants who don't pay taxes.

The AnCapirates!

> Have to deal with a harem wherein one girl is a tsundere and one is your obviously annoying and nosy little sister

Not really worth it IMO.

The mecha one sounds promising, but-

>Popstar waifu
>When rocker waifu's are infinitely superior

I'm not too familiar with One Piece for me to use the first button correctly.

Toss up between free living expenses and KyoAni then.

Harem. 幼馴染 /will/ win this time, I'll see to it myself.

1 you are either hunted by the Marines for being a high-risk dangerous criminal or you are filler characters with no reason to exist other than to make the MAc's stronger

2 sister may not be cute at all, she may be a SJW land whale with a dominatrix attitude, the friend could be a crack addict, the tsundere could could be a sassy black girl "who-need-no-man", and the kuundere could be a gothic/emo chick......actually this doesn't sound that bad

3 yeah you are a genius mega pilot with an awesome bestie and a hot GF with the ability of not dying in battle, but that doesn't mean you win every match or that the anime is over when your bestie/gf dies, could be like early SAO where you guys over-shoot your luck and you lead your friends into a trap getting them killed in the process. Then it becomes a RE:Zero/NnT nightmare where you continue to meet a new best friend and gf everywhere you go.

4
>endless masturbation while looking at yourself
>you getting kidnapped, raped, sold into slavery is in a cutesy way

5 *insert meme here*
The only downside to this is if it doesn't work because the methods the AU girl told you to use makes it creepy and has the cops called on you for being a creepy stalker. The AU girl gets her BF because your AU self probably has no standards to begin with.

I say, story wise, 2 and 3 would be interesting, but in terms of living my life i would say 4. I may be raped everyday but it will be in a cute way (aggressive cuddling, double or triple penetration with loving guys/girls, treated as a dog with my own soft bed, food, and treated as a part of a family, and finally eternal youth)

What if your harem turns out to be a bunch of ugly landwhales?

Nowhere does it say I can't get restraining orders.

Doesn't
>all the survival skills necessary
coupled with the fact that there are probably endless worlds and each one is different mean I'm essentially a deity?

The transdimensional lovers one because it didn't specify that I couldn't design the girl.

One Piece Bitches! Going on Adventures with my Crew, sign me the fuck up!
My Devil Fruit power is pure pursuasian, can make anyone do what I want them to. Give up the treasure, give up the booty, live liike a god because no one can disobey me... Shit, I'm captain Lelouche.

can't fuck my sister 0/10

you know what I've been meaning to edit this

if you use them properly

True, but living costs being fully covered enables lifelong neet

The second one.

Still the second one, basically what Dragon Ball GT should have been, going from planet to planet meeting exotic wildlife and seeing amazing scenery.

I don't see
> I don't hate myself
button.

2 sounds ideal, it also doesn't say you can't settle down in whatever world suits you best.

3 would be awesome, though you'd have to find loopholes for the pocket thing. If your "pocket" can be a device that stores things in a pocket dimension and you can pull out whatever is stored in their whenever you wanted it without much hassle then it's another solid choice. You can also easily use the money earned from bounties to increase your armory.

>Two weeks until the Gainax ending

What did they mean by this?

5 is simple: Send one of your strongest monsters after the heroes right as they start
their journey and follow the evil overlord list. Can they also be considered "heroes" if you just choose to fuck around and not do anything really malicious and keep you and your minions to your own area?

Free electricity, free water, free gas, free food, free clothes, free entertainment, free insurance, no taxes = the harem button

Do I get to fuck bitches and my male friend in the harem choice?

>you have moved to Neo-Venezia
Pressed. I don't need to read the rest

it's the kyoani one

>What did they mean by this?

even when you experience it you won't know

I don't see how 1 wouldn't be the obvious choice. You could give yourself the power to alter reality and reshape the universe according to your preferences.

Sure, but I'd only take it if I knew that I could break myself out of the harem by choosing one of the girls, otherwise you're going to be stuck in a perpetual hell of a tsundere punching you in the face every time you meet because you accidentally fall on her boobs and/or your little sister bitching at you every time you meet with one of the girls or don't pay enough attention to her.

Pirate crew, obviously. It's the one that promises the most awesome adventures in my taste.

Then kyoani one it is.

One Piece fags are pretty retarded.

With the mecha the harem would could naturally. Not that I would give a shit about women any longer when I actually have a purpose in life. And that purpose being V I O L E N C E
Everybody wins!

>Pick Mecha
>"You can never die in a fight."
>Declare that so long as I am alive, I will always be fighting a never-ending war with [insert something I dislike]
>Be an unkillable immortal, becoming a legend of the battlefield

I'd feel guilty about it but if I found myself in the neet-harem world I'd emotionally manipulate people at certain times like that. I'd make sure everyone realized that actual physical violence because of a quick misunderstanding is crossing the line in a major way.

Unless I have to act like a dumb harem protagonist I'd sit the tsundere down and explain that her hitting me really, really hurts. I'd ask her why she's doing this, and ask her if she could please stop.

Harem protags never do this for some reason.

I'd say there needs to be a Pokemon option, but everyone would pick that.

Mecha girls can often die

There used to be a pokemon option but some wan piss fag replaced it

2 4 3 1 5

>Get assassinated while taking a poop.

>Implying I'm not fighting constipation

Mecha only and forever. I hope the mecha is a Macross style.

Alright now I'm interested in an anime about a comically serious MC who always claims to be fighting something.

Name eight.

>get cockblocked for eternity
No thanks.

>gets put in a coma

manly shit n shit

also oni gf

But you get to blow up other mechas.

Might aswell

Mystery box option

>neovenezia

fuck i could even becomea martian cat to get there

4th button, easy.

After realizing I misread the KyoAni option, I've decided on that one. Having the body of a bishoujo highschooler is a dream come true.

Fuck yea pirates!

If all of the dugeon master LNs I have read have taught me anything, one of the first companions I'll get will be an eternal loli beast girl that can easily 1v1 any hero in the world. There is absolutely no risk to me or my dominion and I can just keep summoning more and more monster girls to join my harem.

I press 2 and 4 because 2 + 4 = 6 and 6 is the perfect number. I become a cute high school girl and MC's number one love interest in his harem.

No expenses to pay? Sold.

Can I pick to be a cute teenage girl in the first three?

Wanna hear how I know you’re gay?

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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FINDS A WAY

>he picks harem even though you can't decide what the girls look like

A harem looks good but the Kyoani one

Mecha. It had better have a goddamn spear.

Mate fuck the risks, I'd go Pirate Adventure everyday of the week.

>Get to pick powerset so I'm starting basic Rokushiki knowledge that I'll build on, DF, and sharpshooting.
>Teammates cool Fishman navigator bro and serious anime stereotype because we'll need a straight man for all the OP weirdness we'll find.
>Won't be too OP, just capable of barely beating everything we come up against to make the crew stronger, fuck an easy ride.
>Don't wanna be Pirate King, the freest one in the Sea is Shanks. Being the King gets you hounded, I wanna be chill Yonkou then retire on the books I write about all my Grandline adventures.

Also I'd burn down Mariejois for shits and giggles.

Not just that, you'll never grow old. So you can be comfy, happy, and touch yourself for eternity.

nice facebook thread

>No choice of being transported into the world of HxH and becoming a nen user.
It's shit.