Why is poor eyesight so common in Hellsing?

Why is poor eyesight so common in Hellsing?
Were contact lenses not invented in their timeline?

Glasses are cool.

dot-eyed-alucard.jpg

only going out at night strains your eyes

One of Hirano's fetishes. Along with badass women in suits.

Who doesn't like bespectacled characters?

Anno wears glasses and glasses are aesthetic
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Because it aged like shit.

You don't go to fight a war with contact lenses, that's just fucking stupid. Ever see a boxer or a cage fighter stop the match for a lense falling out? Ever see a soldier/marine lose their contact in a firefight?

grow up kid.

>be soilder with glasses and camo on
>enemy is looking for you
>can't find you
>suddenly clouds part and sunshine falls through
>sunlight hits glasses
>massive visible shine/glare is created
>enemy sees this while soilder can't
>enemy opens fire

>everyone with poor eyesight wears contact lenses
Dude what.

I don't think you understand how character design works in Hellsing.
For the guys, it's about what Hirano finds cool and fitting for the character.
For the women, it's all about what makes his dick hard. This is especially apparent in Rip Van Winkle, as she's the greatest concentration of Hirano's fetishes. Name a feature, and it gives him a chubby.

randomly quoting german plays?

Selection for various Spec-Ops is tight enough that any minor disability obviously disqualifies you from running.
Fodder doesn't count since anyone not debilated can sign on.

Did you even read Helsing?

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>be soldier with contacts
>contacts get melted to eyes
oops

How many menacing gestures and poses can you do with contacts? Zero. With glasses there are tons.

I fucking laughed.
This is actually a lot easier to do than people realize. I used to work in a restaurant and after a few hours around the ovens and stovetops my contacts would get sticky and overheated.

who is he anyway? field desktop ricer memed by /k/?

This. A friend of mine goes to a military academy. He is explicitly forbidden to wear contact lenses for his poor eyesight because of the chance that they'd melt in action.

One of the founding members of Delta Force.

>set in pre-cucked by muslims europe
>expecting inbred englishman's to be normal

obligatory

Author liked drawing glasses

Because Integra Hellsing a best.

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He could be pulling your entrails out of your asshole as you shitpost and you wouldn't know it until he tapped your shoulder and you suddenly found yourself unable to shit yourself.

Better question is why couldn't you protect Integra's innocence Sup Forums?

Means niggas read a lot

Oh fuck you, I had finally forgotten about that and you brought it up.

Why did you do this to me?

Ah dark tunneling, I see.

But she remained virgin till the end.

Because.

Glasses are just that cool you little bitch

wow that's so scary dude. but i doubt he would get away from my katana

To be honest, Hellsing girls are top tier. Name anything about Seras and it gives me a chubby.

Can your Katana move on its own?

No her entire innocence.

Because I was plotting my eventual betrayal and vampire transformation.

I forget about this every time. It's so out of place and unnecessary.

first:yes
second: irrelevant. you said any details were his fetishes. her love for german plays is one of hirano's fetishes?

I guess it is time to re-watch Hellsing.

Sub or dub? I've never watched all of it with the english dub but I hear its good.

hellsing ultimate dub is the best way to watch it.

You read the manga

The fuck is wrong whit you?

>unnecessary
I think Hirano just wanted to put sexy shota Walter in the main story and didn't care about reason.

Who copied whom, Hirano or Nightow?

>not wanting to be fucked by Vlad Tepes or a tall blond man screaming AMEN with Norio Wakamoto's voice
Are you gay?

>For the women, it's all about what makes his dick hard
Yeah I'm sure when he designed young Walter and that trap from Drifters he didn't use his dick at all

Oh fuck it's the navy seal copypasta guy? Looks different than I expected

They don't want contacts or glasses. Good eyesight or gtfo. They do surgery nowadays.

It's not really random when it's the character's entire basis.

She was shot at age 8 (after stabbing a man's eye with a fork) and watched her shooter rape her mother's corpse.

I think he just wanted to have the "twist" be that the butler did it.

Do you like ruining perfect things?

Hey, they asked for it.