Mitsuboshi Colors

What happened to this poor man that made him become such a jaded no fun allowed asshole?

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It's what happens when you grow up.

Not always the case

Self-hating lolicon.

Clearly he hates little girls

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That's what happens when you grow up more.

>What happened to this poor man that made him become such a jaded no fun allowed asshole?
Life, life happened.

the colors happened

He hates that he loves them

but he's going to marry Yellow?

No no. He's going to marry Yellow's mom.

Meanwhile, I'm going to marry Yellow and turn her into a mum

>mum

>not wanting to silence Sacchan so the unko jokes stop

Thanks, Colors

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What's going on here?

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Explain further

hara hara

harase

Hoh

Are you trying to summon the forbidden one?

How about no.

I want to give the Colors my forbidden cum.

What makes it forbidden?

You'd get the urge to tease the colors too

it's exodia

No

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Alright, honest question. Was this REALLY necessary?

Idk user what happened to you that you became such a jaded no fun allowed asshole?

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Is that Batou?
Is Major secretly part of the colors?

He's the hero of the series.
>What happened to this poor man
Having to deal with obnoxious, entitled people all his a life and seeing first hand how parents are to blame. All three colors are small pieces of shit.

he's disillusioned by the colors
>meet three girls
>they talk about poop all the time
>they make trouble for everyone
>they don't respect you despite being a cop and instead respect a creepy old man who owns a second hand store
there is nothing cute about these girls

>3 girls bully the fuck out of you
>can't do anything since they local mafia love the little shits
>just have to put up with it everyday
He should get a transfer

What's the problem?

yes

Years of bullying by evil little girls. I hope one day he snaps and beats them to death in his police box. To win his freedom and happiness back.

I don't watch this loli-bait show but this cop guy is pretty hot so that's why I click on this.

Interesting. Tell us more.

Like did he have a car?

Which color has the vilest and smelliest farts?

He lives in Tokyo, his workplace is 3 minutes from Ueno station. I don't see what he would need a car for. Traditional car culture is more a thing of old people over 40 and people from rural regions with insufficient transport infrastructure.

Intense bullying by loli

Yui

I blame the Colors.
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Everyone is shit

Except for Koto-chan.
Koto-chan a best.

scat-chan

Yes

Me in the back

For Yui

CHOTTO

WHAT'S GOING ON HEEERE?!?

I actually saw the full picture to this and I was not prepared for it.

It is too late for this show to sell decently well and not be a total flop?

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They're so stylish

You know.

Pops backstory OVA when?

wow that looks terrible

How do I find it

he was bullied by girls when he was a kid

>wanting to find it

Their age

Please tell me there will be more elephant jokes. Kawaii sou makes me smile every time.

It’s not good to joke about the dead, user.

>dead elephants make me smile every time

He has to deal with homeless people, purse snatchers, and all the other stupid shit that happens in a public park all day. And when that's not happening he gets harassed by an evil organization supported by an elderly man childs gadgets who have turned most of the towns opinion against him.

Of couse he's a jaded no fun asshole.

Why did Saito become a cop?

He's probably their cousin/uncle.

He's Sacchan's stepfather.

Because when he was little he wanted to be a hero who stops bad guys just like the colors. At least one of the three will grow up to be his replacement at the park.

He wanted the Colors to look up to him

My daughterwife Yui-chan is very cute.

My daughterwife is way cuter and smarter than your's!

this.

Though I have a feeling something horrible has happened to him causing him to truly appreciate life and the people around him.

That feel I know. its bad but liberating at the same time.

Dudes he decided to become a copper so his life was probably miserable from the beginning.

At least she is decent at vydya

So you wanna tell me Mr Koiwai picking up Yotsuba in a warzone where he also met Jumbo is actually true?

How do I get a mustache like that?

He heard Sacchan's recently-divorced mom was into cops.

He's a cop in Japan.

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Everyone down at the dockside thinks the same thing.

She got mayo all over her face, She should really pay attention to how she eats a sandwhich.

What the fuck!?

i wish i was a mitsuboshi colour

>colour

Because he has a trio of cunts that hassle him at his work every hour on the hour.

God I wish I were him

I want to play around with the colors every day and get hassled by them.

I want to spend everyday hara hara harrassing the colors.

They would call you a pedophile and then avoid you. Tell their parents on you and have everyone in the town look down on you. You pedophile.

Are you sure they wouldn't grow attached to me instead and ask me to play with them at the COLORS base?

He's a dog of the state.