Märchen Mädchen

>granting her own wishes
Häzuki's power is broken. Who the fuck can stop her?

What if I wish for Hazuki to be my girlfriend?

God I wish that was me

>Russianposters

Who is that character? I don't remember seeing her in the show.

You're gonna get your ass kicked.

The dork destroyer.

It's the Battle of Tsushima all over again.

>top tier banter skills
>trained in martial arts
>large breasts for raising healthy yuri babies
Why is Säd Ö'Härä so useful?

Jokes on you, I don't have ass!

These are your Nazi UberMädchen for today.
How can pajeets even compete?

>grants enemy wish
very broken

>my feet hurt
>why is my transformation a cheap halloween costume?
>my team is full of sluts
>can I go home yet?

Autist.

Our girl Häzuki is such a good girl.

Having to fight kraut girls in anime is always bad news.

This show would be amazing if they had the budget.

Meanwhile trash LN like VEG gets high budget adaptation.

>victory in < 3 minutes
I guess one of the Germans have the power to summon a toilet.

I want to look exactly like Haduki.

>we have to wait 3 weeks for the next episode
RIP Häzuki.

She did something!

She beat up a group of mentally impaired girls. Well done, Mai.

>Her defense are constructed at the expense of her own cloth
Why such slut?

Now she can be an expensive yuri whore, not just free sex for her classmates.

Some LN fag please tell me if the stupid burger gets btfo later. How dare she step on my wife's book.

She's just trying to correct her ancestors' mistake.

Don't talk shit or you're next.

Not her own wishes, I think that weird magic lets her grant the opponent's wishes instead. So if she uses it against America-chan the world will end.

This is the purest group of comrades I've ever seen.

Violence > Friendship

Looking at how retarded the council is I'm not surprised she snapped and wants to fuck everyone.

APOLOGIZE

How ladylike.

It's obviously not the same actor.

She's a CUTE girl!

God I wish that was me

Tatiana was so fucking smart this episode.

Is there such a thing as a straight witch in anime?

Häzuki is a bülly.

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KyoAni has average budget, it isn't their fault that other studios are laughably incompetent.

Rude, she's just doing her dork routine.

アメリカちゃんが大好きだ !

Death to america.

USA USA USA

She needs lots of spankings!

Hadzuki should forcibly befriend her cute little ass.

5 fingers of death

Honestly enjoyed this episode more than the latest VEG episode.

Probably some minor character in strike witches.

Same but with every episode

This is Sadohara, she wears grey panties.

Sädohara big family

There was one last year.

Don't trust this sexy dorkpire, she will give you the deadly Japanese cold.

Why are all of their schemes so innocent?

Who can summon a truck though?

I want to execute cute coups d'état in 3rd word countries with her!

Imagine being the russian Storm and you all do is cause colds

Because they have a combined IQ of 250.

>execute cute coups d'état
I think you mean you want to export democracy with her.

If the Japanese team don't all have colds next episode then she will have been the most useless character.

>Not her own wishes
She said it granted her own wish, which was to grant the opponent's wish at that time. So unless Hazuki herself in misunderstanding her power (it's possible I guess) she's indeed broken and once she masters this magic the show might as well end because she could just wish to win and it's game over.

And that's not all. Hazuki's magic activated while the magic-cancelling spell was in effect. Meaning this magic is on a whole another level from the other origins.

I fucking hate this creatura.

Who's more pathetic, the Russians or the Indians?

USA.

Why is one of the Germans American?

You'd make a great comrade, user.

Best team.

All these mad socialists

Russia >>> USA

Anything >>> USA

Correct.

Yankee go home.

Why is only 6 people watching this show?

One dork for each of us.

I actually started watching since I finally got a bit of free time, 4 episodes down so far. Hazuki is too precious for this world or the magic world.

Because lesbian dorks are the pinnacle of everything wrong with modern anime.

*right

>karate
>krav maga
Best girl confirmed

Your lies don't work through the internet, Charles.

>lesbian dorks are the pinnacle of everything wrong with modern anime
WRONG

The quality of the threads has declined dramatically over the past few weeks.

So has the quality of the anime's art.

>krav maga
Literally a meme martial art that boils down to kicking your opponent in the balls or poking them in the eyes.

Maybe taking a few weeks off will fix both.

I think we could do better. They should hire us.

Let's write our own story. I'll start:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a yuri dork in possession of a magic book, must be in want of a ________

Lynneshitter is posting more.

cute girlfriend who'll love her and only her from now on and forever.

Why does she say "human" in English?

>Indians enter the stage
>immediately get BTFO
I was actually looking forward to their fight

That'd come to 8 dorks, wouldn't it?
But there are 32 IPs now, so I guess it'd be 1 dork every 4 anons.

The quality of any thread only goes down when some faggot starts complaining about its quality.

This episode was fine.

I assume all of the girls are dorks.

I love them

If the Russian team weren't so dumb they would actually completely BTFO other teams. Their powers are actually amazing.

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