Confession Thread

Rejoice Sup Forums, I will absolve all of your anime sins. Now come forward user and confess your sins to me.

I unironically sing the OPs and EDs I like

A few days ago I cummed on a anime (aqua) and i sucked the cum off her head

I fuck bitches but don't get money.

I jerk it to loli daily

I shitpost the shows I love the most and defend the ones I hate because I'm a broken human being

After a couple years of getting into more and more Isekai media (LN, WN, Manga) and how it's become my ultimate guilty pleasure.

Because of this, I've recently come to realize that I may actually really like SAO all along.

Last week I let a child drown in a river because I wasn't finished strangling a goblin baby. I thought he could last for a bit longer, but I miscalculated.

I ship Umaru X Taihei

Thats not a sin user, thats the purest form of love

Perfeccion was my doing

I stream because fuck you.

Are you going to confess for being a shitty, failure of a villain?

I am in love with a man and I am a man

I don't really have anything against Evangelion but its fans are so obnoxious and arrogant that whenever Eva is brought up in a thread I start shitting on it just to make them angry.

Who doesn't?
I know all the words to the HnK opening.

I ship Umaru x Stimpy

I don't like your opinion and I don't like you.

I think of myself as a massive fan of the series I follow, and yet I have never spent a single cent on books and merchandise to support them.

I stream

I'm a Zero secondary who read the VN and falseflags as a primary. Also I can't be bothered to read Tsukihime because of no voices.

Fuck you.

I fucking knew someone was doing this.

I only come to Sup Forums to see if there's another new degenerate but cute incest story like OHB or the nip that cummed on ziploc bags

i looked up chloe von einzbern hentai

I will fap to gender bender porn if the "girl" is cute enough and the story has my heterosexual but even more degenerate fetishes.

I watched all of Raildex and I’d only give it a 6

Most of my Sup Forums folder it's actually just cutes and Leeds of characters from Star vs the Forces of Evil

I stream anime with bad animation can't bother to download something if it's not good

I don't like traps but I fap to one specific artist

I prefer to watch dubs. Even if the dub is shitty.

I tried watch it many times but I just can't get past Touma

But Touma is alpha as fuck.

The only part of the series even worth watching is the last seven episodes of season 2 and Railgun if cute girls do it for you. Touma and Index are garbage main characters

I watch MOU IKKAI on a daily basis. I have done for the last 8 years. There has literally not been a day for roughly the last 2,900 days where I have not watched it. I feel nothing anymore. Either I have become numb to human emotion, or I have achieved spiritual enlightenment. Honestly, I'm not sure which is worse.

Literally all the good parts of Raildex minus the Sisters arc haven't been animated yet so it's nothing weird.

I enjoyed the GuP general during the age of the fags.

I almost never watch seasonal anime and spend more time rewatching shows I like. I've probably memorized every joke in Gintama and Saiki Kusuo.

I didn't get into Jojo until some time after the anime came out. I only ever read the manga but I still like to pretend I'm better.

I like CR

I think that Avatar is an anime after all.

I've never seen Evangelion and I have no plans to do so in the immediate future.

I still fap to jibril even though she nuked Shuvi in Zero

If she looked like this that would be okay.

I hire a trap escort to cosplay as astolfo, and I pretend I'm Roland. Does that make me gay?

Yes because IRL traps are ugly as fuck unless you live in Thailand.

No thanks, I’m an oppai and ass man. But still pretty cute

I see

I genuinely enjoyed Sword Art Online, though mediocre to a lot of other material it was rather simple and relaxed, and because of this I watched it start to finish with some satisfaction.

I fap to Kirei yaoi

Touhou - memories of phantasm is my favourite anime

I confess that Fate a shit

ten desires is my favorite touhou

I never spent a single cent on anime or official merchandise, and I think those who do are absolute fucking idiots.

I've been on Sup Forums for 10 years and I only fapped to my first traps getting fucked in their boipussies earlier this year.

I’ve watched Evangelion years back but dropped it about midway and haven’t even looked back years back
Keep in mind Mechshit is my favorite genre and I’m loving Darling at the moment
I also join evangelion threads to shit on Asuka and say Rei and Gaykid are better

CONFESS YOUR SINS Sup Forums. WHERE ARE YOU ON THE GRADIENT?

I bully anons that think that my wife's VN has an anime adaptation.

I prefer your endgame in Fate than HF.

Except it does and you're a huge faggot.

Tsukihime anime was real and there'll never be another.

I watch most anime through cr and only torrent the ones I really like/aren't uncensored or ova that cr doesn't translate. I also use manga reader sites and also only download shit I really like from the goddess. I have no money for memory and mostly use my surface, so am I forgiven?

I divorced my waifu of 7 years recently and remarried satania

>Tsukihime
No, my wife is not from Tsukihime. But Tsukihime anime doesn't exist either.

>Doesn’t enjoy the most GARest and Manly finale in the whole series
You must be a women, right?

Beatrice isn’t a man you faggot. You’re right through, there isn’t a Umineko anime

Stop this guilty pleasure nonsense fucker. Like what you like without feeling any guilt. You gotta be proud of your taste and standards without falling for these trash taste politics in this pathetic anime community.

*is a man

I cant bring myself to watch more than 5 shows each season anymore

Jokes on you, user. She's not from Umineko either!

I agree that it has more GAR but it's just a fist fight with both of them dying which feels more like a desperate fight than the epic fight.

I indirectly met my fiance and became a voice actor because of this board... what is my life.

Uhh. Kurisu and Mayuri are annoying, Steins Gate was a good adaptation
All clanned girls are shit

I want to save Kirei!

Such shit taste, but even so you perfer Shirou drowning in Mud bukkake and Preist even more pathetically than in Ubw?

Eh, overcoming manjew by reaching out to Avalon with pure autism alongside your waifu is chuuni as fuck.

It's time to give up, user. Don't worry, you did your best.
We married in early 2013, and that's a huge hint. Been waiting to see her animated since then, but I think it's in vain. The fact that you can't guess what VN I'm referring to it's because the anime adaptation doesn't exists!

I was hired to write the sequel to Dragonball Evolution. I even had a rough draft ready when the sequel came out and everyone hated the fuck out of it. It was a fusion of the Tenshinhan Tenkaichi and Raditz's invasion, and in addition to them introduced Krillin and Gohan and featured a Bardock flashback

>when the sequel came out
when the movie* came out, fuck

I started watching Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters and I didn't finish it. I ended it ~170th episode.

Same

I dislike overlord novels immensily and only read it to trash the series and people with inferior taste

I'm gonna need details on all of this.

> I divorced my waifu

YOU
FUCKING
MONSTER

>I have no money for memory
Save the money from your CrunchyRoll subscriptions to buy a HDD. Until then, just delete everything after watching it like I do. It's not hard to be a patrician, user.

I'm a Christian, but I haven't been to real confession in months. Which is, obviously, bad.

I jerked off to your daughteru

>Being christian
>In a muslim majority board

You heretic giaour

I get dibs on Rin so its ok.

Wut? I think this board is full of non-religious anons.

...

Even when I fap to things that aren't traps I imagine that they are.

I miss Zange threads. I can't even find the Zange OP picture.

I still watch top anime opening videos every season

SHUT UP HERETIC!!!!
I sentence you to death!

My fellow oldfag friend-user

That's just common sense.

I actually like Sakura, but shitposting is too fun and I can't help myself.

T. Dwarf fortress adventurer

you need to lurk more is what you need

I can't enjoy heterosexual romance because of self-inserts