JoJo

Was he really an alien or just a weird Stand user?

He is Kars after losing his memories and falling back to earth.

We startin' fresh? Great. No more SOvsSBR shitposting, please.

How much more can we push our luck with these threads? I'm scared

>part 3 establishes that born stand users are rare and the arrow can grant stand abilities
>part 6 throws it out the window and there's a high concentration of stand users in florida for some reason

Bad part.

Did you forget about fate drawing Stand Users together? Also the only born Stand user in Florida was Annasui, everyone else was either stabbed, genetically inherited or because of Pucci’s disc collection.

Why are DiU fags so bitter. VA is literally the superior part in every way.

I LOVE KIRA.
What happened last thread, jeez

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People think Part War shitpoating is funny. It doesn’t even make sense since it’s all the same fucking manga anyway.

We don't know who you are but every thread is better when you're here.

As long as we don't shitpost too hard we should be fine.
Let this be a lesson to all those shitposters in JoJo threads. Let's just be civil.

I like thinking that he is an alien, just to make things more fun lol

Im kinda new here, why is there so much beef between SO fans and SBR fans? I finished SO a while ago and just started SBR, both are cool

Pretty much this They think it's funny but they're just being frustrating. Thanks to them no actual discussion is being made.

unironic best character coming through

>Can't see stands
>name is gibberish
>allergic to sound
>can barely tell the difference between people's faces
He's ab alien

ah that kinda sucks, thanks for giving me the main idea of why there even is hate. wish we could all just be friends and discuss stuff properly

Well this is Sup Forums we're talking about. But you're right, it shouldn't be too hard to just stop shitposting altogether. Discussing is way more fun.

WHEN STORMY WEATHEEEER COMES AROUND
IT WAS MADE IN HEAVEN

Weather Report

>Hermes was wrong
Why did Araki make it so that there's pre-established harmony in the JoJo universe? Does he like suffering?

Because the question of free will has bugged him for years and he still can’t answer it, so he incorporates it into his work in a therapeutic way but also an entertaining one, it’s the main theme of the series. In the Part 5 post-scriptum where he revealed his struggle with depression he said he started the story not knowing how the gang were going to conquer fate, but part way through he realised through the character’s actions that they didn’t try to change fate; they accepted the shitty hands they were dealt and tried their hardest to do the right thing given their situation. This carries on into 6 and 7 and the main villains are always trying to change fate or upset the natural order in some way; Diavolo wants to sever his connection to the past and live free of consequence, Pucci wants to break free from fate to prove fate exists and absolve himself of guilt, and Valentine sought to control an uncontrollable power that should belong to no one for the benefit of the few over the benefit of the many.

I greatly dislike Koichi.

why?

Did Diavolo care about his dad or girlfriend?

Why was Lucy such a rape magnet?

He's basically the main character in the first half of part 4. He's just bland, and act 3 is UGLY.

Go back to dead Valentine

Vento Aureo anime when?

but he has a fun arc and is just so likeable
i love him

What are your thoughts on anime-onlys?

April 2019.

i will love the part 5 anime if it looks like this and doesnt have the god awful early giorno

He's Ashtar Sheran.

I want to think of him as a true alien sub-plot Araki had still to develop and will take up again for a part 9 jojo, like, you know... stars, fate, "gravity", arrows from a meteorite, ancient civilizations avoiding the sun, the multiverse... they're all just the elements for a sci-fi setting. C'mon, Araki.

They were probably the only people who had meaning to him, aside from Doppio, before daddy found out he was being a naughty boy

Has it been announced?

I can't believe Aniki is dead.

no, but i remember seeing somewhere that DP want to take their time with it given that DiU was rushed

I misread aniki as araki what the hell

*I can't believe Araki is dead.

I may not be as good as writeanon, but I do want to write some porn since I can't draw worth a damn. Anyone want something written?

terence getting raped by nukesaku

koichi-kun getting raped by yukako

I want you to bring Writeanon back to us. I want him to come back.

I want him back too.

Don't think I can do Nukesaku justice. He's a very complex and nuanced character. Will try though.

Hair involved or no?

writeanon coming back and cumming on all of /jojo/

hair of course. be creative.

... anything Wammu is fine. I miss Wammu. Or
I'll accept you as writeanon the 2nd.

Its me the new guy again, who's writeanon? I keep seeing them get mentioned

I love~~~
'Writeanon the second'

What happened to Writefag? Seems like he just up and disappeared

Oh, I love Wamuu! Definitely going to work on something nice with him.

He was our savior.

Don't love me yet, I've not finished anything yet.

Do people really think he was a stand user? One Prime Piece of evidence was that he was In a fight with josuke, and not Once did he flinch when crazy diamond came out. if he was a stand user he would at least Get startled, Enemy or not. Thus it can be Seen that Mikitaka was most likely an alien. Even more so is when he has the Unique allergic reaction when the ambulance Plays its siren very loudly, Pinching his brain or whatever and causing an alien like allergic reaction. In the end, he might as well just be kars with a bad case of amnesia due to his lack of Oxygen in space and just took the form of some kid when he came hurdling back into earth from a meteorite that hit him.

You haven't been noticing it, but he's been making a few posts about feeling depressed for a while now.

i'm gonna have a bad year if he actually did it

feels like kakfag/writeanon is feeling even more depressed lately
someone save him from himself

I guess youre the second savior then?

You deserve at least the acknowledgment of the ancient aztec gods of fitness for just commending such a task on yourself.
A /jojo/ thread not deleted is another ray of hope for them.Let's try our best?

Kira on a date with user

writeanon is already supposed to write that, right?

Shine, Writeanon!

meanwhile jobin would be autistic in the corner with beetles

Second coming when

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>all this support
Thank you, really, and I deeply apologize for causing you trouble by not writing even just a single letter for the next one in the queue. I found that whenever I promise anything, I end up jinxing it. So I just hope that my depression symptoms alleviate later and allows me to write.
I thank you deeply from the bottom of my heart for enjoying my writing.
And yes, you guys found me out so quickly.

>h-hey jobin? you seem kinda lonely over there, is there something you like? we could watch it with you . . .
I love~~~
'SCREEEEEEEEYYYYYY'!

They never did it. So I assume they dropped it.

fuck, i thought doppiofag was writeanon
it'll get better someday kakfag (;

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Your writing isn't as important as your health, dude. Take as long a break as you need.

Might write this, too. Not really a Kira fan, but I do want to write about some hands.

if i remember correctly writeanon had a queue and the kira date was at the bottom
here he is in the flesh

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE FF

I love~~~
'Both Writeanons!'
But I want them to be happy! Best wishes!

That would be ironic. I sure hope it does, I've been having a very bad week.

You're right, but I'm hoping to be able to write something later at least. Else I might end up actually committing suicide instead of doing something productive.

This user is right. I'll write it eventually.

oh hey are you writeanon? its ok take your time with writing, forcing yourself to write when you dont want to will just make you even more upset. i wish you all the best with coping with your depression

Well, if you want something written (though I'm still kind of practicing my writing), consider it done. You'll be at the front of my queue.

Thank you user, I appreciate your thoughts.

How about a simple date with Kakyoin? That should do fine.

>Kakfag
>committing suicide
Pick one and only one.

Okay, anything specific you want in it? Starting it literally right this second.

I love all of you.

Might turn into 'pick two' soon.

How about a date while playing video games? Haven't really seen one like that.

I hate all of you.

I-I... a-user... Take your time. I unironically love (You) and your writings, but don't ever feel pressured to have to do everything.

Beetle -
Noctilucent give
A little, kind beetle hides
whilst watching the stone
~ Jobin

Jobin, just admit you like glorified cockroaches.

This is a good thread! Writeanon is back and everyone is getting along!
Araki is happy!

this picture still makes me uncomfortable after all these years

t. crappy

Post yfw Soft&Wet: Killer Queen Daisan no Bakudan: Bites the Dust

Writeanon's happiness is directly related to the success of these threads. If his mental health can't make it neither can any of us. No pressure though man. Take it easy.

t. damo

why? you have something against donuts?

this is the most wholesome jojo thread ive been in so far

I'll explain it properly to you.
Stone Ocean has always been the least popular JoJo part, both in Japan and elsewhere. There are various reasons, like the protagonist being a girl and alienating Shonen Jump's target demographic, the weird pacing, the lackluster interactions between the members of Jolyne's team, the underwhelming main villain cast (according to many) and Jotaro, the most popular JoJo ever, being comatose for most of the part and dying. It has always been horribly underrated because most people can't look past those issues or it's just not their cup of tea.
On the other hand, Steel Ball Run didn't sell well on its original run because it wasn't even marketed as JoJo at first, and Ultra Jump is way less popular than WSJ, but I think the tanks are selling better nowadays. Here on the West it's extremely overrated, to the point that it's the second best manga according to MAL's ranking. It has better writing compared to the previous parts, but it still has its flaws, and its fans tend to overhype it, in turn giving new readers incredibly high expectations. Since it's virtually universally regarded as the objective best JoJo part in terms of writing and art, people in these threads whose favorite part is SBR (not all of them though) let that get to their heads, and so they act like their taste is superior and sometimes even think the other parts, especially SO (since it's an easy target) are shit.
There are also Valentine fans who actually believed his lies and think he's not really a villain, but they're rare and most apologists are actually pretending to be retarded.
They became really obnoxious, derailing conversations with their shitposting. Thanks to that, more realized Valentine isn't that good, and people used Pucci as an example of a better villain. Then, the shitposting turned into Stone Ocean hate by SBR fans and falseflaggers.

It became even more obnoxious than the pro-Valentine shit, so those who became tired of it counterattacked by shitposting back.
~THE END~

>Thanks to them no actual discussion is being made.
Well, that's kinda false. Thanks to the war there were some real gems defending the good parts of SO and one defending SBR.

Should've made some good pastas...

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