Just saying

Just saying

The title saids all

What is the correct way to hold your Shinobu?

Donut on the end of a fishing line

shoulder rides

Any way that shows you care.

>Not making the super strong loli vampire carry you everywhere you go

The mechanics are pretty awkward, but I'm not gonna refuse if she wants to.

You princess carry her.

Would she react in the same way in her adult form? And what would she do?

I'm pretty sure she would try to give Shotaragi a big ol hug in her adult form too.

Holding her up with the power of your dick.

The koala hold.

>Just saying
How will Shinobufags EVER recover?
>inb4 posting webms of him TOYING around with her

>What is banter and how does it work.

You seriously aren't that stupid are (you)?

That's his real opinion though. Further backed up the time when Shinobu offered to let him rub her chest but he complained that this should have been offered when she was an adult proving his real preference is people with actual chests. He still toys around with her but deep down her loli form ain't his preference.

Hold her from the tip of her band-aid

I want Shinobu to lovingly smug me.

why is she so fucking perfect

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She has banter but knows where to draw the line. She has a compelling story that's core to the series. She knows she's the sexiest and acts like it.

>have 2 god tier forms
>the shitty loli version has the most screen time

What do you mean by shitty?

look at this retard

>I don't like flat lolis
Then why did he go crazy over "washboard" Hanekawa?

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You'd be hard pressed to find someone better than her.

That was because it was Hanekawa herself.

Would fluids other than blood and donut glazing work?

doll > cat > snail > snake > monkey > crab > vamp

best girl

>poor mans bootleg Eca

This artist is so based.
Damn.

No.

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>implying eva was the first blonde loli vampire in anime
>implying they're similar beyond superficial traits
I know you're angry because Negima was axed and UQ Holder is shit, but don't go full retard with it.

>"When it comes to little girls, it's got to be about the collarbones and ribs"
Araragi is a man of complex and refined taste, I wouldn't expect a non-lolicon to understand

Kabuki translation soon. Then we can get the full story of them bonding over how sexy children are.

Eca?

Shinobu, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Shi-no-buu: the tip of
the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
Shi. No. Buu.
She was Shi, plain Shi, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was
Shinobu in slacks. She was Shinobu Oshino at school. She was Kiss-shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Shinobu.

Look at your keyboard.

>implying eva was the first blonde loli vampire in anime
Honest qustion, what is the origin of that character archetype? Powerful, centuries old little girl vampire that likes to boast. A big deal, but also often used for comedy. Uses archaic language, follows her whims, charismatic but also childish

God I love vampire lolis

The problem about loving Shinobu is people think you are a lolicon. True batbros will agree with me that you love her personality above all else, whatever form she is in is equally attractive to me. But still, its annoying.

She looks like a cockatiel with its crest down.

w-why is she smiling?

No, sorry, I'm definitely a lolicon
12 year old Kiss-shot is prime

She has non-lolis forms as well though.

How is that a bad thing?

18 is the best one
t.lolicon

The whole reveal after bakemonogatari that she had just been sitting silently in the corner because she was sulking was stupid af tbqh.

>af tbqh

The extra context from Kizu makes it not stupid.

Like this, of course.

she looks so soft

>you'll never have your own loli to carry around like this

she's a drawing.

get that thing away from me

Stellar observation.

Yeah. And it's the job of drawings to look like things.

For sure Shinobu is the top 10 for greatest anime girl of all time.

shes adorable!

Carrying a smol spook can be just as fun.

Someone needs to get on translating this.

I've already fapped to this several times, and would like to know what they're saying for once.

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>Kabuki translation
About time

>Snake butt
>Cat shoulder
>Meme midriff
How are you supposed to choose?

I like all forms, but each for different reasons

She has the cutest attitude in the cat cosplay.

That she is.

What does Shinobu taste like?

Karen Shinobu is amazing.

Donut glaze mixed with dried blood.

Vanilla ice cream. The fancy kind, not the mass-produced kind.

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>The problem about loving Shinobu is people think you are a lolicon

but i am one

*blocks your path*

Koala in the streets, kissu in the sheets.

I'm not a feetfag but Shinobu's feet...

>what are proportions and how do they work
holy kek her toes are fucked