Why is she so cute bros?
Why is she so cute bros?
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She's the only dragon that's never been a cunt to humans.
yup
So Dragon Maid is the first anime I've ever seen of it's Genre and I loved it. I especially like that there's no blatant haremshit or terrible love interest pursuit. Are there any shows like this that are this good?
Preferably with super strong characters and/or monster girls
Pedophile
Is Kobayashi a harem anime
You have to go back to whatever Discord or Subreddit spawned you. kys
>Implying
Nah bruv I'm just a shonenfag that ran out of good shit to watch and this show struck a chord with me.
Tell me, what has perturbed you so?
kys
Because she was specificly design by an economic conglomerat to appeal to an niche but loyal fanbase made of lonely young adults that project thier desire for an intimate realionship on perfect tailored fictional character in a corporate masterplan
It's the breats
Her voice makes me cum buckets
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>blonde
>big tits
Seems pretty simple to me.
>blonde
>Light skinned
Isn't she supposed to be a Mexican dragon or something?
She wouldn't be cute if she was brown.
>Not reading a history book
Remember that quetzalcoatl was fair skinned and that's why the Aztecs confused the conquistadores for their god?
Where are all my believers?
The sun is so far away...
>blonde
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It's the eyes
>Remember that quetzalcoatl was fair skinned
He wasn't, this was a myth spread in the conquest period to make it easier to convert people.
>why the Aztecs confused the conquistadores for their god?
This also never happened. The only reference we have for any of the natives thinkiing the spanish were gods that's reliable is that when Cortes demanded the Totonacs of the city of Cempoala lock up the Aztec taxers who were there, and the Totonacs informed Cortes that would be seen as a declaration of war, and when cortes went "do it faggt"; they called him and the spanish "teotl". Now, "teotl" COULD mean god, but it could also mean something supernatural in general: a gnome or a fairy would be as much a teotl as zeus or anbus would be. It could also just me inexplicable or omnious, or great and awe imspiring. It's also a cosmological concept sort of like mana in polynesian cultures. In short, i's compicated.
To make matters worse, the spanish didn't say they said teotl, they said they said tuehtl or something: which indicated that they had translation issues (their translators didn't speak totonac, after all). Lastly, we know Montezuma at least DIDN'T think Cortes was a god, since we have Montezuma talking about how they are both flesh and blood and human at one point.
It's far, far more likely that the Totonacs were just remarking that Cortes and the spanish were such ABSOLUTE MADMEN and were so abnormal that it was like they were agents of fate or seemed larger then life.
an anime with cute girls, oppai, history and mythology, this is a master piece
>you will never cut out the heart of a war captive and offer it to Lucoa
Why even live?
i love her
Quetzalcoatl didn't take human sacrifices, according to some sources
I love how Shota's parents are completely fine with their son summoning a big tittied goddess that actively lusts after their son and has a real issue with the concept of modest dress.
tale as old as time
>completely fine with their son summoning a big tittied goddess that actively lusts after their son
a little mage summoning a God it's like an elementary schooler graduating the university
You must have missed the page where Ms Kobayashi brought it up with Shouta's father. Upon hearing that Lucoa wanted to have relations with Shouta, he became visibly aroused and quickly changed the subject.
You're right, I do seem to have missed that.
It wasn't in the chapter that she found out he's pals with Tooru's dad, was it?
I have no idea what chapter it was. I just remember it happening. "Visibly aroused" may have been an exaggeration, but he definitely looked uncomfortable with the questions Kobayashi was asking.
it was the chapter when he called Kobayashi, Takiya and Elma to his office
I mean, wouldn't you want your son to have a hot, loving, and powerful wife?
Tohru is still the cutest.
Lucoa a best
Lurk for 2 years before posting.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
She's fat in all the right places.
You just like her body. Lucoa as a real gf would be torture. You could not find a single thing to discuss with her, besides maybe agricultural technology. Anything else and she's just too aloof to seem interested in conversing it. Imagine trying to talk about anime with Lucoa or some mundane thing like that.
I need personality. Someone I can talk to for the 99% of the times where we won't be having sex. I do like Kobayashi a lot, but I still like sex and Kobayashi is not attractive enough for me, so that leaves Tohru. Second best personality and body, making her best overall.
>tumblr
fuck off
In case you're a kid who doesn't know better, be aware that images can be saved from google directly. Filenames mean nothing about the person posting them. An user can can filenames, too.
In case you already know this, and are simply resorting to ad homiem because you can't refute user's argument, wew boy are you dumb.
see and never post tumblr gifs on Sup Forums, retarded newfag
Tohru best little fatty
Fuck on. is a meme.
So now you're misappropriating newfag allegations, now. You have no idea where any image comes from. Anything could be saved and renamed or url copied on the fly from google images. If that doesn't tell you that you should stop giving a crap, you're either dumb or pretended to be.
Hey guys just remember to not lewd the dragon loli
This. People witch hunt over the most mundane shit like filenames.
shitskins revere the white man
That's a meme
>white
>blonde
>tall
>green eye
>massive breasts
>motherly figure
>not a cunt
>mexican dragon
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wat
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>green eyes
You wotm8?
Thicc
Is this an edit? I don't remember these details
:)
bimbogon
Your parents also wouldn't mind you losing your virginity already. It's pretty disappointing and depressing when your family line ends on your kids.
That fat tail needs hugs.
She isn't.
These are unironically the scenes I like the most with her.
how strong is her back?
Very
I want rape her and kill myself
She's not.
Tohru is worse
Why?
>paints his face a skeleton
>sings unholy hymns
>Tohru (chaos) is naturally apt to his art
Is Yana a lich?
are japs really allowed to drink on the train
Fuck off back to tumblr.
Lurk more
Wait, why do the shorts cover from the front but not the back?
Possessive lesbian and she's always talks down my main man God.
Saint George should slay her.
Seriously fuck off back to tumblr. If you're going to use a tumblr image at least change the filename. Sup Forums doesn't need to account for your bullshit, you aren't special. Now realize your mistake, post titty memedragon and fuck off.
>misappropriating
This how i can tell you are a tumblr parasite or at the very least act like one.
That's already more of a character than Lucoa, and Tohru still has plenty of backrubs, homemade meals, freshly laundered sheets and "welcome home"s to spare. She's a curious and devoted wifemaid to Kobayashi.
why is her pussy area so puffy?
Yeah, but she's still pretty traditional. She's basically the only character in the series that knows how to act like a real woman.
Yana is probably some reptilian if he was one of those three people talking about dragon maids at the comiket
Wait, but wasn't there something about Quetzalcoatl being white and sailing east? Or coming from the east?
because why not
I love Lucoa tits!
why i'm no surprise nobody is discussing the new chapter?
Season 2 when?
>Season 2 when?
Ask IRURU
Because no TLs probably. I'm excited for more motherly/husband Kobayashi, though.
You mean the newest chapter, or the most recently translated?
This. I would rather have Tohru than a gloried milk truck.
Which AV actress would be best to play Lucola in cosplay JAV?
we talked about the latest chapter the same day it was out Kanna's father appereance
I didn't know that a new translated chapter was out, thank you
Her dragon form was goddamn big.
>Her dragon form was goddamn big.
she is the more powerful character in the series
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I love this page SO FUCKING MUCH
Nice
Not really, no. It's sort of complicated but in essence ruight after/during the conquest, spanish friars were trying to doo what they could to suppress native religion and get people to convert to Christianity, and tthey intentionally basically invented or played up certain elements of myths around quetzalcoatl to associate him wiith Jesus while demonizing the other gods.
What makes it sort of complicated, as I said, is that most of the myths and narrative around quetzalcoatl himself is a mix of actual stuff about the god, and stuff about a specific toltec ruler who gets associated with quetalzoatl a lot named Ce Acatl Topiltzin, to where it's hard to say what is what or even if quetalzoatl (as the Aztecs worshiped him at least, feathered serpent gods are fairly universal in mesoamerican religions and go back-like 3000 years before the aztecs) is literally just a deification of this dude, or if this dude is just entirely mythological himself, or if it's something in between, especially since Aztec accounts of Toltec history in general (which is how we know about Topiilzin) is also inconsistent and is at least somewhat a mix of myth and history and the Aztecs had an incentive to change things for propoganda purposes:
The Aztecs justified their own authority by claiming to be heirs of the Toltecs; and we know the Aztecs had at least at one point burned all their own history books before re-writing them shortly after the empire was founded, AND that them claiming toltec heritage to begin with was mostly them WE WUZZING themselves: they actually descended from nomads up north called the Chichimeca, which ironically by the time of Aztec rule in the region basically had the same connotations to them as barbarian had to the romans.
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Dying and being cast off to the eastern ocean, or being banished, or leaving after being disgraced to the east, is something that pops up in some stories about quetzalcoatl and with Topiltzin, but him being white/bearded doesn'tt. He's usually green, black, or brown (sometimes red) skinned.
Also, the myths/stories/recorded history we have about Tepotzilin is fairly detailed: they list his date of birth, what city he was born in, all about events in his life, etc, so no, he;s not european. If that level of detail seems suppressing to you, Mesoamerica in general WAS pretty much bronze to iron age level in most ways, and had books, and very much kept the same sort of records the egyptians, greeks, etc did, it's just the Spanish burned every manuscript and book they can find, so our picture is limited, but what books and records we do have list still paint very detailed pictures about the elements of aztec society and history.
My favorite specific historical figure from them is Nezahualcoyotl. Unless you are willing to actually buy a book, there's not really a way to get the full, detailed accounts about his life and deeds (there's not as much public interest in mesoamerican history/much of primary and secondary sources have never gotten an english translation) the same way you can find tons of info about, say, roman emperors online, but wikipedia still gives a til;dr of the cool shit: He escaped as his father, the king of the city, was assassinated before his eyes, and return to coordinate the triple alliance of city-states that would become the aztec empire after a war of succession broke out after the conqueror died and one of his sons assassinated the other heirs. He was a patron of the arts, a renowned poet, and personally designed a variety of aqueduct and damn systems around the lake basiin the core of the Aztec empire was at.
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Because she is credit to team.