What are friends?

What are friends?

A miserable little pile of secrets.

watch EVA to understand.

Yes.

Traitors in sleeping mode.

Sup Forums are my friends.

Dogs?

People who you can both circle-yerk and have discussions with (even on opposite opinions). People who you enjoy spending time with more than being bored or annoyed by.

People who will play a game of pretend with you.

Real friend are the only thing life is worth living for
Fake friends are the exact opposite

lmao, this only applies when the relationship develops because theres no one else around.

Something adults can no longer have.

People that enjoy being around you no matter what happens...

highly doubt there are many people who feel this way. thats a pretty ridiculous requirement.

Dogs were selectively bred to serve men, thats why they love even abusive owners.

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Don't ask us

How the fuck would i know?

Maybe we should selectively breed people to love people.

Fiends with an ARRRRRRR.

MIGI?

people you spend time with to appear normal

t. Shinka

Contractually obligated companionship-providers.

Some woman bullshit who knows

Friends

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I want to be legally obligated to become Yuzuki's friend!

Not food

Apparently they're people who think about you.

This looks like someone took a paper printout and stuck it to the bottom of their window.

This episode felt autistic as fuck even for me who never had friends.

Why have human """friends""" who will always laugh at you behind your back when you could have an adorable dog that will be loyal and unconditionally love you forever?

came hoping this would be first post

Echinococcus granulosus is a pretty good reason

People who won't abandoned you yet.

they are like soap in a hotel room.

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What is sexual selection? Only the lovable ones will pass on their genes.

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I lost my long time online friend. Why didn't he want to have sex with me instead of other men? I don't understand.

Please ね me in the ぬ.

i like these jokes

Now that I think about it, it feels like I've seen a scene like this before with a similar sign.