Elves are not lewd

They are a proud and noble race

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They are nobly keeping beds warm and proud of what they can do on their backs.

Cute!

If elves are so proud and noble why do they lie so much?

I come here on my holiday. After hours of labour killing those damn dirty knife ears and what do I see?
Some damn hippy faggot acting as if Elves can be people.
Listen brainlet because I will only tell you this once.

ELVES DONT THINK.
There is no brain in the average pencildick’s head. They instead keep all their magic juice up there. I know, I’ve drunk it many times.
There is nothing to have pride with and anyone who sympathises with those pointy eared cunts is getting sent straight to the gulag.

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Delete this

Normal elves are for whatever.

Space elves are to be obeyed and worshiped.

And if it takes a sacrifice of a planet's freedom, it's worth it.

Would betray humanity for.

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What's the liberty of a star system or two next to glory of the Crown Princess of the Abh Empire?
Nothing, I tell you.

Whatever, stupid Elf.

Go have sex with an Orc.

Yes, they look particularly graceful when covered in orc spunk.

How much was that first planet really doing in space anyway? And the other empires just liked war, and some banned life extension after some test as well if I am remembering correctly. Lafiel is the better choice. Why is it taking so long for more?

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Is Medea an elf?

Greek mythology witches have elf ears for no clear reason.

Nope.

The fact that is says
>sexual maturity at 100
shoudl tell you how much you can disregard that.

That was never an elf.

I doubt that actually ever happened in any japanese work that is not pornography. So, can you please fuck off to some porn board?

The explicit avoidance of the obvious and natural consequences of a race of beautiful women and effeminate men existing in the same world as porcs only makes me think about that more.

I mean, I agree, this dumb meme was barely based on anything anime and mange. But instead of creating this template thread while mentioning this meme you could simply ignore it and focus and the pure aspect of elves that is actually much more prevalent. tl;dr you are shit at this.

Novel, manga or anime first?

If it means Elves can be lolis for longer then there's no reason for me to disregard it.

On the surface they sure are. But show just as much of a shred of interest in them or get even remotely close and their instinct will take over, and they'll continuously try to seduce you using their bodies. And if they are that confident with you it's only a matter of time before they feel the same way in front of crowds or orcs.

I don't think you can really go wrong with any of them. Anime has a great soundtrack, so that's a benefit.

Heard it's characterization is somewhat different

Sure, this is why we need more badass male elves, like how they are the actual much more important elven figures in western media. Also male japanese elves are barely effeminate, at most a bit bishie.

how do we save elfs that have already been amused?

The fact that you think someone who is proud and noble can't also be lewd is what makes you boring user.

I would never lewd that dumb bratty elf.

Nah, you pulled that out of your ass.

>book of erotic fantasy
Literally fan fiction

You're right, elves are for killing.

I need to find the copy I saved, or a a better one depending on which version I have and make some Lafiel webms. I found some poor quality images I took screenshots of about 12 years ago and never did anything with.

I'm pretty sure you would get into conflict with 99% of all halfway serious settings, but sure, pretend they are and stay ignorant about fantasy.

You mean slaying
With your dick

I doubt they have.

Kind of, but you can easily watch the anime and then move on to the rest without losing out on much. It's not like the anime is going to get a continuation any time soon anyway.

abused*
godamnit

>I doubt they have.
>They clearly do as shown in the images
?

Marci is a filthy whore though

You are both cancer.

Your mistook the "l" with "s"

>169437863
Fuck off with your fanfiction.

best

Can you show me some archaeological evidence?

Please fuck off, pornfag.
>big tits milf
You never liked elves to begin with.

TM witches, m8, not the actual ones.

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Elves are only for dicking

So that means Medea is not an elf.

>implying I have it because of big tits/ milf
I have it because brown elf you faggot

Medea and Circe have elf ears for no adequately explained reason. And they aren't elves.
I already said that several posts back.

So you like brown, but not elves.

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>if you don't like a thing the exact same way I do then you don't like it at all

What the fuck is this god complex? There are people eating steak well done with ketchup, do they somehow not like steak? I don't think they'll start chugging down bottles of ketchup and feel the same.

sorry you have shit taste

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The confusion was about
>Greek mythology witches have elf ears
making it sound like it's something that the old greeks depicted them with.

Which is why I clarified I meant TM depictions of Greek witches specifically.

If you need big tits on elves then you care about the tits, but not much about the rest. Pornfags are the bottom of the barrel of elf-"fans".

Tell me something great about brown elves in general without mentioning their skin color.

Space elves are far superior

My fellow kin of the stars

If the manga gives Marcille a good ending and closure to the story, she will be able to dethrone Deedlit.

Why doesn't this argument work the other way around? If you need small tits on elves then you care about the tits, but not much about the rest. What now?

They're cute.

Your turn

Who says I need small tits on elves?

Half-elf's are for ______

Being ignored in favour of dragon-halves.

Anime girls are cute. Normal elves are already cute. That's an alien. You disappoint me.

Who said that user needs big tits on elves? Oh yeah right, you just assumed it. I did the exact same.

That's an Elf.

Another one that I never got around to trying to improve, and I couldn't find a better one elsewhere right now.

I like both brown elves and normal elves. They're both cute, I agree

Why do Elven women love Orcs so much?

Yes, I assumed, because most of the time I'm right. But in this case it was another gimmick liek brown skin. Though I doubt he has any pics of non-busty elves in his folder.

My fellow Abh.

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I watched the Lodoss OVA for Pirotess but ended up liking pic related more.

>Yes, I assumed, because most of the time I'm right.
You have fucking autism m8.

They don't. And you are not able to prove your claim without resorting to porn. Which means nothing.

objectively the most beautiful anime woman/elf

>tfw no qt elf wife

Are you that offended I posted a lewd elf?

Yes, I have. Now what? Am I wrong? Most pornfags don't really care about elves.

Nah, Deedlit beats her easily.

Pure dragons are better

>Am I wrong?
Apparently yes because the guy replied earlier to you and said
>I have it because brown elf you faggot

Lewd elf memers are worse than elf-haters.

Oh yes, he didn't post it because of the big tits, but because of the brown skin. Who cares about her being an elf, right.

sorry that elves want to breed

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making quarter-elf's

You've already admitted you have autism. Just stop user, there aren't any hard rules saying elves can't have big tits and certainly people can like brown elves without you trying to tell them they are having badwrongfun.

If we want to be on-topic and not meme ahead, no, in Lodoss they don't really want to. Deedlit and Parns relationship is rare as fuck, like Tolkien-levels rare. I think they never had any sex.