Do you follow the order from benis to decide which anime to watch next?

Do you follow the order from benis to decide which anime to watch next?

sometimes

No, I drop shows if the threads devolve into anons ranting about how much the like to masturbate to it. Sorry Yuru Camp.

seyana

If I didn't have benis I would have stopped watching anime a long long time ago.

>dropping a show because of the threads

yes

Yes. If it's have cute girls, i will watch it.

I used to, but now I just drop it if there's nothing interesting going on.

of course. titilation is like 90% of the motivation to watch anime

I don't watch anime anymore, so no.

Why came to Sup Forums in the first place?

not really
i'm too old to get taken in by mere fan service anymore, been there, done that
it's just boring at this age
mid life noncrisis

Every season I choose one anime and my dick chooses three

No. The only time I ever allowed my dick to determine what I watched was Seikon no Qwaser because it appealed so damn hard to my biggest fetish that I slapped the mouse to download the blu-rays with my dick itself.

If a show only has people talking about how much they want to tongue best girls ass then I tend to stay away from it all together like says. In fact people like is why I don't post in many threads or even pick up a show like Darling Franxx

No high schooler looks like that.

You should learn to actually like anime, instead of being the equivalent of Gurl Gamers.

Franxx is not something you pick up with your dick though.

What do you pick it up for then? Certainly not the mecha scenes, and the story is pretty generic teen fantasy coming of age.

Maybe he likes the board culture?

>You should learn to actually like anime
pfffbt
most anime is garbage
i don't like anime
i like select things
just because i don't like most western films
doesn't mean i don't like cool ass shit like DIE HARD or ROBOCOP
face it, if you like a category you're a tool

Yes.

Yeah, I was more stating as a general point that if a show garners particular attention , but is only really talked about in regards to the girls(or boys) and threads are filled wit peoples dumb RPing then I tend to not never pick it up.
I don't see how that implies I don't like anime, if I wanted to be a Gurl Gamer anime watcher I'd post in 3x3 threads. I just don't wath stuff I don' t think is worth my time, don't you?

This pleases me and motivates me even more to masturbate to delicious Yurus.

I do that to unironically

I fap to your favourite show. Now what?

Refer to global rule 2

What the fuck

I want to make love to, impregnate, and marry Rin!

I don't let threads decide what anime I watch, but when some shows have threads that devolve into nothing but "which girl would you fuck" I tend to avoid them even if I am watching the show. I don't mind it when its just part of a bigger thread, but if that's all the thread talks about then there's no point to me. Thankfully most of my favorites this season don't have threads like that.

My penis has led me to some very pleasant surprises

The eye on my benis points the direction but whether or not i follow depends on what the eyes on my head see.

Yurus are pure and not for lewding you sucm.

I usually give it a chance when I see things in Sup Forums, sometimes they are good, sometimes they are shit.

You pick it up with being underage.

Of course.

No I only watch what I think will make me smile and/or laugh. Anything that makes me frown is immediately dropped. Like pic related, *literally* just dropped it.

>not smiling with elf

You should have started frowning at the NBR bit in the description.

I gave my sister a bikini like that.

Quit shitposting, Kasugano-kun.

I want to spill my seed all over that forehead

Pretty much, based on cuteness of girls like any sane user.

The last time my dick decided what to watch, I ended up watching Infinite Stratos

Was your dick pleased?

I didn't care about that, what turned me off was when masamune told muramasa that he loved someone else after she confessed to him I knew he was talking about his sister and frowned. His sister sucks, worst girl.
I liked Elf, easily the best girl.

it was, but I wasn't

Anyone ever ashamed of obeying dick orders like cherry?

Yes, but the shows that work the most are the shows where my dick and my brain are in sync, and I can enjoy with both. anything (good) from gainax is a good example of this.

I used to, and my penis led me to watch some enjoyable shows like Ranma 1/2 and Bakemonogatari, but it's also made me watch others that weren't as great. Now, I'm more selective about what I watch and focus mostly on whatever looks interesting to me on a higher intellectual level mostly because I'm running out of room on my hard drive.

I have never let my benis dictate anything I do. Hell, I'm 28 years old and still haven't masturbated.

bull

shit

That's bullshit, but I can believe it. I knew someone weird enough to never fap even when he was like 18, or at least that's what he claimed. Since such a person doesn't show up often, I have to ask why?

The most important thing is to find the MC likeable or at least interesting.
Then the three episodes rule. If the MC is to my liking but the story is complete trash then I am gonna drop it anyway. Same goes if the story has a good concept but the protagonist is boring as hell or an unlikable character I cannot connect with.

Wow, an entire thread full of B-type otakus!

I just never felt like putting the effort into doing so. Though I think it might be traced back to a very murky memory I have of when I was really little and tried pulling back my foreskin and thought I was turning my dick inside out and was absolutely terrified for years of even touching it at all. At least, that's the only explanation I have for why I never got into the habit. Nowadays it's simple inertia and apathy.

What's A-type and why should we care that we're B-type?

On the plus side, you sound like you could sing in the vatican.

I've never once checked out a show because a character made my pee pee hard.

I try not to, but you guys make it hard.

>but you guys make it hard
lewd

...

Of course. But I only watch Moeshit, full on echii or something that's shoved it in your face like Killing bites or Keijo or DxD or HotD, I don't even bother to pick up.

Teach me user. Teach me the ways of the samurai. Been wanting to stop, but I'm fucking addicted to it. So far I can only go no fap for 4 days. Fuck.

Not him, but how is it difficult to avoid fapping for longer than 4 days? The second day is the only time I have found it difficult not to consider fapping.

Mental discipline

I'm a NEET piece of shit, user. I've too much free time on my hand.

Pretty sure it comes with age. When I was younger 3-4 days was a lot for me. Nowadays, my faps are all pretty much chosen willingly and not from urges. I have to go 2 weeks without it for that to start happening.

I mean, my desire goes way down after the second day, but I don't usually stay my hand for much longer after that because I hate getting wet dreams.

A is the first letter in the alphabet while B is the second therefore you can draw the conclusion that A=1st and B=2nd. 1st place is better the 2nd place therefore A-type otakus are better then B-type otakus.

I regularly go entire 5-7 day periods without fapping. Not because I'm resisting it, but because I simply never get the desire to in that time period. I could if I chose to, but I sometimes don't. Like I said, it take a solid 2 weeks of no fap for me to reach a point where I feel like I'm actually restraining myself. Also, I don't get wet dreams, period.

I looked it up and A types are the ones that like the more technical or aesthetic elements of anime as well as more story-focused ones while B types prefer moe or character-oriented works.

Well, I'm not sure if anything I have to say would be particularly applicable to other people. When I see something arousing, it begins and ends there. I'll get an erection, but I won't do anything about it. There have been times where I'll just look at porn for an hour with a throbbing boner and then just get up and go do something else. Having never placed importance on sexual release in the first place, doing so is effortless and requires no resistance on my part.

Furthermore, my body seems to have compensated, as I have fairly regular nocturnal emissions still despite being out of my teenage years.

No. My benis only controls my hentai/porn habits

>28 year old user regularly wets his bed with semen because he refuses to masturbate

You know when you put it that way it sounds kind of embarrassing.

On occasion yeah. At this point I'm too old for my benis to have the most influential say in what I watch. Nowadays it's my lonely heart that compels me to prioritize romance over porn.

You know there's only one way to fix that, right?

KF was the only anime I sensed guilty to fap. Felt good through.

Hey buddy, I think you’ve got the wrong door, the faggot club’s two blocks down.

I already fapped 100 times this year

>Furthermore, my body seems to have compensated, as I have fairly regular nocturnal emissions still despite being out of my teenage years.

user's mom has to clean his blanket full of semen.

You're too pure for this site.

>Furthermore, my body seems to have compensated, as I have fairly regular nocturnal emissions still despite being out of my teenage years.
>There have been times where I'll just look at porn for an hour with a throbbing boner and then just get up and go do something else
That's bad for you, don't do that. You'll have prostate problems, earlier than usual that is

What’s show for example really has sexual fan services only and no actual storyline?

Only seyana get tons of lewd art.

i like how my reasonable comparison post was deleted because it brought up western media and/or trashed anime in general
most people can't face that most anime is really garbage and you don't have to like the category of anime and that it's okay to like only a few titles here and there

it used to be if your title depended solely on fan service, it was just a niche title you watched every now and then for kicks, but it generally wasn't a highly recognized title, or it at least had a story if even something so incomparably stupid
nowadays, it's all in your face and so many things are so pandering and often very difficult to tell if there's even a point to that charade, besides the fact that it panders to someone's fetishes or whatnot
digging for something just a little more classy is a more tedious task than it's often worth, especially with today's horny fans making it difficult to observe whether or not something is worth checking into without wasting your time on it, and if you really have that much time to investigate on your own, then it's a wonder what you actually do to earn money unless you live with your parents

Not the loudest laught I had, but a good one.

FUCK YOU

No, it rarely ends well.

Get a load of this faggot.

go to bed niwaka EOP piece of shit

He can just go to reddit for that.