Why does pizza in anime look like melting dogshit?

Why does pizza in anime look like melting dogshit?

Superior Chicago style pizza doesn't exist in Japan.

nips and the east as a whole are barbarians who cannot into cheese or pizza

>Chicago pizza
Superior to melting dog shit maybe

>Superior
>Chicago style

Pick one.

hmmm i wonder why

>those toppings

WHAT

Pizza Hut in Japan is daylight robbery. Pricing of that shit is absolutely ridiculous.

Literally the best toppings youll probably ever see in japan unless you go to an upscale Italian place. Japan is pretty shit at bread and cheese already so its not that surprising.

>shrimp
>green peppers
>kalimari?
>beef jerky?
>ham or something
>fucking macaroni

I live in Asia and the pizza here almost always sucks except at once place in the city owned by a fellow American

Chinkys just don't know how to make a good pie

I'd eat that.

Always ends well when Italian food is the subject of any topic.

thin pizza best pizza

The fuck is this abomination

Enjoy your limp grease napkin.

how the fuck do any of you know what melting dog shit looks like? You fuckers melt your dog's shit with magnifying glasses when you were little or something?

Sure, if we're talking about a crispy St Louis style pizza, not floppy New York trash.

It's PIZZA PIE

It's supposed to be DEEP, not fucking cardboard

Salty Jap detected.

Japanese pizza is a crime against nature. Who ordered the shrimp, kalimari, corn with extra mayo special

the calamari and shrimp has something to be considered.
Better than eating an aerated cheese stick.

If you do it right, macaroni on pizza is pretty good. I don't know exactly how that is, but I ate at a place that does.

>Americans thinking they know anything about good food

fbpb

>melting dogshit
Where have you seen one? What do you even eat?

You don't need to be a fucking genius to tell shit pizza from good pizza. It's not much of a gourmet dish

>Pizza Hut in Japan is daylight robbery. Pricing of that shit is absolutely ridiculous.
Imported ingedients does that.
And for those unaware, Japanese pizzas are one size smaller than the Western size. So their large pizza is the equivalent to a Western medium. So the price is much worse than it first seemed.

Can the new york and chicago pizza niggers agree that japanese pizza is shit?

Detroit style is best anyway.

Homemade pizza bros, what do you add in your own creations?

Because it’s not New York pizza. All other Pizza is dogshit and that’s a fact.

Pineapple pizza is GOAT.

Buy a Pizza outside New York and you might as well slap some grease and cheese on a tortilla and serve it on the floor.

>cheese + seafood

casserole*

you baka gaijins should try it some time, its not bad

Imagine having literally shit-in-the-mouth opinions like this

Because your brain is full of dog shit.

>buy new york pizza
>take the cheese off and flip it upside down
>I now have a casserole according to retards on the internet

You could've atleast googled what a casserole was before making yourself look like a retard.

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Is this piece of cardboard supposed to look appetizing?

>put a hot dog inside of a casserole dish
>I now have a casserole, not a hot dog, according to retards on the internet

>shitcago garbage that crutches on fucking grease and cheese for flavour
>better than anything
A good sauce and a woodfire oven will give you a better pizza than you could ever ask for, and you won't feel like you're about to die afterwards either.

Lmao stay mad gook

Why did you post lasagna?

>No meat
Cmon user

>burnt cracker with some tomatoes and leaves on it
A meal only people with their heads up their ass can appreciate.

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I just get Dominos.

This thinly veiled /ck/ thread needs more Jack webms.

That's doing little to disprove the "looks like melting dogshit" claim even if it is fucking delicious.

This.

>retard moe without the moe
Doesn't belong on Sup Forums.

>at all you can eat sushi (already a mistake)
>friend orders sushi pizza with mayo

Little Caesars is the superior pizza, bar none.

Prove me wrong.

God I wish that was me

Now I want pizza

Hi. Is this the antiloli thread?

I can't because it's the best.

Why do lolis hate pizza, what kind of pizza do they hate?

ceasar-kun owo

i dont know about the taste this pizza calms my ocd

>Thateru be ¥3,999 prus tipu

The cheese is always weirdly thin and runny

All of that, and they forgot the anchovies... Criminal.

It isn't Papa Murphy's, and is thus inferior.

EXTRA THICC!

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The only good pizza is Hawaiian pizza

Nice bait

>Chicago people actually decided to take the "pizza pie" song literally
Why even go to Chicago

>38 buckaroos for a small full-on autismo pizza
fucking hell

Not sure if it was dog shit but I did in fact light shit and a variety of other things on fire with a magnifying glass as a child

it's penne you fucking idiot
and it's spelled calamari
learn the fucking world around you clueless fuckwad

>t. New Yorker
Your disgusting grease napkins are inferior thin fag pizzas. Real pizzas have shitloads of meat, sauce, and cheese.

Their bread sticks are the best but that's all I care about

Why are they acting like that pizza is so good when it doesn't have any sauce?

I'm from Australia, where we actually have taste buds, you cheese pie eating freak. You lost all credibility with that assumption.

I was dared to eat dog shit as a child and had to go to the hospital. I cant remember what it taste like.

The only people who say they don't like Hawaiian pizza are those who have never tried it

>had to go to the hospital
why?

>Not packing pizzas full of more ingredients to pleasure your taste buds.
Fag. I'm betting you only put a single layer of cheese on your pizzas, too.

It fucked up my stomach.

Weak immune system.

Did you like eat all of it or just a tiny piece?

Fuck you user now I'm gonna go buy a Little Caesar's pizza with that delicious as fuck Italian cheesy bread

>More assumptions
What a surprise, you're so butthurt all you can see is what you want to see, all you can think is what you want to think.

More ingredients is good. Making the entire thing lose the texture that makes it good in order to "pack in" beyond all levels of benefit to variety is not.

Neither the New Yorker nor the Chicago is perfect. They both fail at balance. But the best answer's closer to the NY. Keep your deep cheese mud pie. If I wanted something that size I'll take lasagne.

Sup Forums: the only place someone can be made fun of for failing to eat shit the "right" way.

finally someone with taste
I'm glad it's not as overblown as the other two so I can enjoy it in peace while the other niggers try to outdo each other with casseroles and flatbreads

>Chances are this is bait
>tfw I actually like anchovies

Feels weird man.

Nope, not bait. Anchovies are delicious.

Fresh pineapple sparingly used on hand made pizza is amazing, but the frozen preservative filled SHIT used by most pizza places is an abomination and everyone who enjoys it will burn in hell.

Because it's getting lesbian masturbation past the TV censors.

what's detroit style, pizza with a slice missing?

An empty plate.

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But you don't give tips in Japan, they see that as something disrespectful

Didn't realize it was a /ck/ thread at first.

looks like a sicilian matey